Episode One: TD Wiki Auditions
Selena Gomez: Hi I'm the best singer. I, I love my condom like a love song baby and welcome to Wikia Idol! We will have 7 destinations! Sucks, TDRPW, WC, TD Wiki, Survivor Castaways, Big Brother Houseguests, and Sock City! For the first episode we are heading to....TD WIKI! Let's meet our first contestant. Fire Eater!
Fire Eater: *waiting and faces camera* Oh, hi! I was just busy ranting about All Stars!
Producer: You're up!
Fire Eater: Okay! *walks in audition room and sees the three judges*
Jeff Probst: You have to dig deep!
Julie Chen: On BIIG BROTHER!
Beth: IKR! First contestant of the day!
Jeff Probst: What are you gonna be singing for us?
Fire Eater: Circle Of Life.
Beth: Ok go!
Julie Chen: Expect the unexpected!
Fire Eater: *singing African voices at beginning*
Jeff Probst: I should mix that with the Palau theme song to make an all new theme song!
Fire Eater: ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE! Ok I'm done.
Julie Chen: I say yes.
Jeff Probst: Yes. You're through to Hollywood Week.
Fire Eater: Yay! *grabs golden ticket and runs out excited*
Selena Gomez: Fire Eater isn't the only person excited about making it through.
Money: I made it to Hollywood! *runs around, cheering, and accidentally bumps into camera man and breaks camera*
Darules: *on phone* Wanda! I made it through!
CoGreen: Take that bitches. Oops no cussing! Don't ban me!
Selena Gomez: Up next is hardworking mom, N3!
N3: *being interviewed* I have been working hard on the TD wiki so that there's no chaos and everything goes well. But now it's my dream to be a singer.
N3: *walks in audition room* Hi.
Jeff Probst: ew a woman
N3: *bans Jeff*
Jeff Probst: I say no.
N3: I didn't sing yet.
Julie Chen: No. Bye.
Selena Gomez: It's heartbreak for N3. Up next is Survivorpanda.
Survivorpanda: I love Chipotle. *walks in audition room* do any of you have a. Chipotle or B. Courtney Yates
Survivorpanda: *sings*I didn't get no Chipotle cause of y'all. Y'all ain't got no Chipotle cause of me.
Julie Chen: Yes.
Selena Gomez: Up next is MacArthurRR. Hi who are you.
MacArthurRR: *walks in audition room and sings opera*
Selena Gomez: For some, it's heartbreak.
CD-TDA: Me too.
Selena Gomez: Up next; DipDap
Beth: u look like Derpy
Julie Chen: Go sing!
DipDap: On the 12th days of Christmas my true love gave to me 12-
Selena Gomez: Up next is BatmanTDI.
Bat: I have a twin.
Beth: me too. Her name is Staci
Jeff Probst: That's a good survivor story.
Julie Chen: Sing.
Bat: *sings Shake It Off*
Julie: By a vote of 3-0, Bat, you have been spared.
Selena Gomez: More make it through.
PhoenixDragonSamurai: LOL I MADE IT
OMGitsGARRETT: I want penis but I made it through so yay. I heard Hollywood penis is hottest.
Selena Gomez: Up next is BarBar and FK; who are auditioning together as survivor fans.
(They walk in)
FK: I like Russell.
Bar: I like Spencer.
Jeff Probst: You both made it through.
Selena Gomez: We have one person left; Ryan.
Ryan: HAHA >:)
NEXT TIME WE HEAD TO SUCKS..
II: *sobbing* I can't do this.
Shorty: wht I cn sng!
Beth: No you fucking can't you ugly elephant