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Sign-Ups (2 per User)
- Gwen- SteelWolf
- Scott - Phyneo
- Courtney -uhavefailedthicity97
- Sky - Dianted
- Dave - Phyneo
- Owen -uhavefailedthiscity97
- Izzy - Wendy
- Heather - D&D
- Jo - D&D
- Brick - Xaypay
- Mike - Dianted
- Lindsay - Wendy
- Shawn - Xaypay
- Jasmine- SteelWolf
- Duncan - Solar
- Samey - Samey
Chris: Welcome, everyone, to the brand new season of Total Drama! We've got your favorites here with us! And Dave too.
Dave: What are you talking about Chris? I'm a fan-favorite! Right?
Chris: Nope. We just needed some fodder. You were the only person willing to accept you were fodder, hence why you're here.
Izzy: Where is Big O? Where???? Whee!!! *runs around and throws a banana at Dave*
Lindsay: Like, what's a banana again?
Dave: *gets hit in the face by the banana* No! Get it off me. Get it off me. *runs around flailing his arms*
Lindsay: Oh my gosh, are you okay... Uh, what's your name?
Izzy: Explosivo wins again!! *burrows underground* :D
Dave: *removes the banana from his face while taking deep breaths* It's Dave. You know Dave? From Pahkitew Island?
Lindsay: Ohhh, I remember now! You were the one who made the beatbox noises! Ooh, show me some of your skills!
Scott: Oh so close Blondie. Although I suppose he was more memorable than this loser.
Gwen: *walks toward everyone* Um, hi*
Gwen: So why exactly is Dave here?
Jasmine: Cheer up mate. We're all deserving to return.
Heather: *walks in a looks around* Wow, Chris. This is a cast the fandom will love. (CONF: I'm trying to finish college, a little hard when I get letters every month saying I should come back to this dump!)
Jo: *walks in and spits on the ground; hitting Heather's shoe* Bullseye. *snickers* This time I am crushing the competition... once and for all.
Heather: Great. You had to bring back newbie? *scoffs* No wonder the ratings are done.
Jo: I'm surprised Chris didn't retire you yet. Oldie.
Heather: *rolls eyes* Whatever, At least I'M the most popular Total Drama contestant. *simpers before joining the rest*
Jo: *is speechless* Whatever.
Sky: Wow. (CONF) People here have become... softer. That means this win should be easy! (END CONF)
Mike: ... *Drags his hands through his hair, lightly grunting* I'm... ow...