I love you all
Episide 1: Weird Vibe
Chris: Hi. 20 previous losers are back to compete and redeem themselves in Total Drama Redemption! We already planned out the teams. Let's meet the Courageous Hawks! Up first..from Pahkitew Island, Sugar!
Sugar: *walks off boat and slaps a bird that flies past her* Hey ya'll, it's Sugar! And I. Will. Win. *sniffs* Is that churros?
Chris: No, it's Chef's upcoming meal.
Chris: Er...okay..up next, B.
Sugar: How dare you speak to me in that manner! *pushes him in water*
Dakota: *walks up* Hi!
Chris: Aren't you supposed to be some giant monster?
Dakota: Yes, but Daddy gave me plastic surgery as a birthday present!
Sugar: *laughs and snorts* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *farts*
B: *climbs up dock, but smells Sugar's fart, and faints*
Chris: Up next....Amy!
Sugar: Confessional: There's already three blondes but we all know that..
Dakota: Confessional: WE ALL KNOW THAT I AM THE BEST BLONDE
Amy: *looks at everyone* Yes! No annoying sister?
Sugar: WHO YOU CALLING ANNOYING
Amy: Shut up
Max: *walks out and glances at everyone* Confessional: So fat pageant girl is back, and I will use my EVIL plans to make her my slave! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Max: SILENCE. I am concentrating on my evil plans!
B: *raises eyebrow*
Amy: Ew my sisters friend.
Jasmine: Hello everyone.
Jasmine: *glances at Sugar* Thanks for leaving me under a tree
Sugar: YOU'RE WELCOME.
Chris: *reading a notecard* Topher? Not him again...
Amy: Zip it!
Topher: *sees Amy, Sugar, Max, and Jasmine* This is like one big Pahkitew Reunion *gasps*
Amy: Yeah, no. Shut up.
Beth: Hi everyone! Nice to meet you all!
Beth: Confessional: Everyone is ignoring me again and I don't even have my braces on this time.
Brick: *runs up to everyone and salutes* I have arrived.
Chris: And here is Brick.
Jasmine: Confessional: Brick seems like a strong commander. He can come in handy during challenges and he has leadership experience. We should be fine.
Tyler: *hops off boat but falls face flat* OW!
Chris: Hello Tyler!
Samey: *helps Tyler up* Are you okay?
Tyler: Yeah. *jumps back up* The Tyler is back.
Dakota: Too bad nobody CARES.
Chris: The ten of you will be called...the Courageous Hawks!
Max: Confessional: COURAGEOUS? Ew.
Beth: Go us!
Topher: Let's win for Chris!
Chris: You will meet the opposing team, the Fearless Alligators...up first...Leonard.
Leonard: *walks, reading spell book, and bumps into Chris* Oh, hello! I was just reading my new spells this season!
Chris: You should've read your contract, because it said no bringing sucky items! *tosses spell book in water*
Leonard: HOW DARE YOU.
Tyler: Not cool.
Leonard: *storms away*
Sugar: Poor wizard.
Amy: WHAT! YOU SAID NO SUCKY ITEMS *pushes Samey into water*
Samey: But Amy..
Amy: Shut up!
Chris: Oh how I love conflict. Up next is Eva!
Eva: *walks up* ...
Sugar: IS THAT ONE SILENT TOO.
Eva: Stop talking if you don't want me to kill you!
Sugar: Hey! You are not a woman!
Eva: *grabs Sugar and smashes her into dock as she breaks apart of it*
Chris: That's enough Eva. Stop damaging the island.
Eva: FINE! *pushes Chris in water and walks to Leonard and Samey*
Chris: *spits out water* Geoff!
Geoff: Hey dudes! *high fives everyone before walking up to team* Hey!
Leonard: I'm a wizard.
Eva: SHUT UP!
Geoff: Uh, okay then... Confessional: I got REALLY weird vibes from my team
Chris: *climbs up dock* Anne Maria!
Anne Maria: *walks up* Jersey girl is back and ready to win
Chris: No one cares. NEXT.
Amy: Oh great..
Katie: EEE! *runs to everyone* Where is Sadie.
Max: You fool.
Brick: Sadie...isn't...Uh, here.
Eva: SHUT UP
Katie: *begins to tear up* WHAT!
Chris: *laughs* Tears. Up next is...Trent!
Trent: Oh, hey.
Trent: Confessional: I gotta stay focused this time, I gotta. Gwen was in my head 24/7 but now I think I have a chance to win.
Justin: *walks up* Hey. *smiles*
Anne Maria: Oh my.
Katie: JUSTIN! EEEEEEEE!
Eva: Weren't you just crying a few minutes ago?
Katie: *hugs Justin*
Anne Maria: Back off!
Justin: Ladies there's enough Justin to go around.
Chris: Okay, um, Scarlett!
Max: My minion!
Scarlett: Shut up, Maxene. *quietly joins team and adjusts glasses*
Geoff: Hey! *offers high five*
Scarlett: *zaps him with laser*
Chris: And finally, Sam!
Sam: Oh, hey Dakota.
Dakota: *hugs him* I missed you.
Sam: I missed you too.
Chris: You ten are the Fearless Alligators! Ok now leave my sight
Jasmine: *walking to cabin with B* You don't talk much, do you?
B: *shakes head*
Jasmine: Oh, well how are you?
B: *gives thumb ups*
Jasmine: That's good.
Max: You! *points to Beth*
Beth: Hi! Nice to meet you!
Max: Yeah, yeah. From now on you will be my slave
Beth: No way, Heather 2.0. *walks away*
Max: Stupid girl. Confessional: Man, no slave is as good as Scarlett..
Sugar: WHO STOLE MY MAYONNAISE.
Brick: I didn't.
Tyler: Hey, I don't eat that.
Amy: Samey eats it so I don't eat it. Maybe Samey did it.
Tyler: Why are you always bullying your sister?
Amy: Shut up.
Katie: *crying* SADIE.
Justin: *sees Katie and walks toward her* Confessional: Hands down, Katie is the most gullible person here so I'm going to manipulate her while she is emotionally weak
Justin: Hey Katie.
Justin: You know, Sadie is rooting for you.
Anne Maria: *sees Katie and Justin* Confessional: Oh hell no! That katie girl is stealing my man! She's got go.
Katie: Thanks Justin..
Anne Maria: *storms to Justin and Katie* HEY!
Geoff: *walks with Samey* I'm sorry that Amy does that to you.
Samey: Its alright, I just- *bumps into Anne/Justin/Katie* Oh, sorry.
Trent: *sees the five and joins them* Hey
Justin: Okay, since all six of us are here, I've been thinking.
Samey: About what?
Justin: I think the six of us should stick together.
Anne Maria: BECAUSE WE'RE THE MOST POPULAR PEOPLE HERE.
Geoff: What does popularity have to do with alliances..
Trent: I agree with Geoff.
Justin: We are well liked, so that means we all have the ability to use our looks to reel in numbers.
Geoff: I don't know...it's only day one..
Katie: I'm in!
Samey: Mkay, I'll join.
Anne Maria: Confessional: I hate Katie but...*confessional ends* I'll join, anything for you booboo.
Samey: Come on Geoff, it'll be great.
Anne Maria: So erm what's our alliance name?
Justin: The Beauties, obviously.
Sam: Last line
Episode 2: Negative Attitude
Topher: *walking with Dakota* Why do you think we haven't had a challenge yet?
Dakota: The builders are taking too long to make my grand entrance to the challenge most likely.
Topher: Why do you get a grand entrance instead of Chris?
Dakota: Um, because my daddy is rich.
Topher: But Chris is Chis!
Dakota: *rolls eyes* Confessional: Anyone that doesn't appreciate my fame is delusional. So like, Topher is one of those people. So he should go!
Sugar: *laughing* My doggy did NOT expect that.
Amy: SHUT UP.
Sugar: How dare you! You mole!
Amy: *gasps* You fat pig!
Sugar: That's a compliment!
Beth: *stands in between them* Guys, settle down. We need to work as a team if we wanna win the next challenge.
Amy: What if I don't wanna win? That means SHE is leaving.
Sugar: *mumbling* Stupid rooster
Max: Confessional: Recently I have been searching for a new slave. Beth declined. B is useless. Jasmine is too smart. Sugar disgusts me. Amy scares me. Brick is too nice. All Topher cares about is Chris. Dakota's attractiveness is distracting. That leaves that jock.
Max: *approaches Tyler* Hello slave!
Max: Why didn't you respond with a negative attitude when I called you slave? You slave.
Tyler: I don't know.
Max: Well you will be my temporarily sidekick. Agree or disagree. If you select disagree, I have to kill you.
Tyler: Uhm..I don't wanna die..so agree.
(Sam, Scarlett, Leonard, and Eva are sitting together)
Eva: What's so funny...
Sam: We've been in this room for hours while the other six teammates have been together for hours.
Scarlett: Hm...according to alliance reputations from previous seasons, and checking the desperateness for an alliance using chemicals; putting it in everyone's head. I would confirm that those six are together.
Sam: No fair! They all are beautiful!
Leonard: Wizards like me are beautiful.
Eva: Shut up.
Scarlett: *pacing back and fourth* This would mean our best chance to stay is us four stick together, pull in 1-2 people, and eliminate one of them.
Leonard: Sounds magical!
Sam: I'm okay with that..
Eva: *rolls eyes*
Leonard: Eva, help us defeat the cruel dark side in which only a quad of wizards can challenge them
Eva: Confessional: Everybody wants a freaking alliance. That's stupid. Very stupid.
Leonard: *reading a spell book*
Samey: *sitting on cabins steps*
Justin: *walks up to her* Hey.
Samey: Oh, hi.
Justin: You should be excited that your sister isn't on our team.
Samey: Yeah...that's true.
Justin: Then why are you still moaning?
Samey: I don't know.
Justin: Well, we'll take out Amy at the merge.
Justin: Confessional: Right now I have all three girls in my pocket; Samey, Katie, and Anne Maria. Then I'm good with the two guys too. Trent and Geoff. And I'm sure the 4 geeky outcasts aren't after me.
Scarlett: *observing Justin and Samey* Justin has the 3 girls in his pocket. He's the glue.
Sam: You think so?
Scarlett: I know so.
Leonard: So that means we have to reel in Trent and Geoff!
Chris: Everyone, head to the beach!
Katie: Yay the beach!
Anne Maria: Aw yeah!
(At The Beach)
Chris: Welcome to the beach relay race!
Beth: I love relay races!
Chris: Stop talking. First off, there are only 6 legs. One of which requires two people There's 10 losers on each team. Each team must sit out 3 people
(Beth, Dakota, and Max sit on sit out bench)
(Leonard, Anne Maria, and Samey sit on sit out bench)
(Camera zooms in on Tyler and Geoff)
Chris: First leg, Cliff jumping! Each team has selected Tyler and Geoff to hop off a cliff, grab a bag of puzzle pieces, then run to shore and tag their next teammate. And there'll be sharks too. :) On your marks...get set...go!
Tyler and Geoff: *jumps*
Tyler: Woo hoo! *lands on a rock*
Max: *mumbling from bench* What a clumsy sidekick.
Geoff: *quickly goes underwater and grabs bag of puzzle pieces*
Samey: *standing up from bench* Go Geoff!
Geoff: *runs to shore and tags Katie*
Chris: The next two had to walk across a balance beam holding the bag of puzzle pieces. In addition to that, they need to untie a bag and then continue to walk through it, and tag the next person.
Tyler: *still in water* Nice sharks..*sweating*
Katie: *walking steadily*
Tyler: *grabs bag and runs to shore, and tags Brick* Go!
Katie: *unties bag but falls*
Brick: *unties bag*
Katie: *redoing the balancing*
Brick: *grabs bag and finishes balance beam, then tags Amy*
Katie: *balancing carefully, then unties bag, and tags Eva*
Chris: The next leg was to grab the puzzle bag at the podium, then climb a tree, and hop to tree to tree. Be careful..because..
(All the tree branches snap in half)
(Both grab bag)
Eva: *hopping from tree to tree*
Katie: She looks like a gorilla!
Eva: *tags Sugar*
Amy: *standing on top of first tree* What if something happens to my face?
Max: Go already you worthless piece of
Beth: I hope we win.
Amy: *slowly goes to second tree*
Chris: The next leg was to eat disgusting food.
Sugar: *chugging a cup full of octopus blood*
Amy: *finishes tree jumping and tags Trent*
Trent: *looks at octopus blood* ...
Sugar: DELICIOUS. What's next?
Chef: *gives Sugar a bowl of crickets*
Sugar: Mm! *eats*
Trent: *finishes drinking octopus blood and chews on crickets*
Sugar: I'm done!
Chris: Now go grab that bag of puzzle pieces and tag someone.
Sugar: *grabs it and tags Jasmine* Go you stupid person!
Chris: Next, the contestants had to crawl under a net. Under the net is mud. Somewhere under the mud is the fifth and final bag of puzzle pieces.
Jasmine: *quickly crawls, digging along the way*
Trent: *finishes eating; grabs bag, and tags Justin*
Justin: This may ruin my tan.
Trent: Go already, dude!
Justin: *rolls eyes and crawls*
Jasmine: *finds bag and crawls out, then hands bags of puzzles to B and Topher*
Chris: The last two had to complete a puzzle. And right now, the Hawks are leading by A LOT.
Topher: How does this work?
B: ... *putting together puzzle*
Justin: I'm not crawling through mud anymore?
Chris: Um, you have to.
Topher: I hope Chris realizes that I care for him.
B: *getting angered* ...
Scarlett: Justin, hurry up or I'll vote you off!
Justin: Ugh. *grabs bag and hands it to Scarlett and Sam*
Scarlett: Hurry! *putting together pieces quickly*
Topher: *confused look at puzzle*
Sam: *puts in last piece*
Chris: Alligators win immunity!
Amy: *stands in front of Dakota, Brick, Jasmine, Tyler, Max, Beth, B, and Sugar* Topher cost us the challenge! We need him GONE.
Max: NOBODY tells evil what to do.
Amy: Shut up.
Dakota: I want him gone too! He said I shouldn't get a grand entrance!
Amy: Good. Are we all in agreement.
(Everyone nods except Jasmine)
Jasmine: *sighs* Okay. Confessional: I don't think Topher going is best. He's not the best competitor but not the worst. It's just...wrong how Amy is using force.
Jasmine: *walking with Topher* They want you gone.
Topher: What? Why?
Jasmine: Because of the puzzle but I'm keeping you safe mate. I'm voting Amy.
Topher: Thanks. How do I stay?
Jasmine: I'll do the talking
Topher: Confessional: I can't believe people want me gone! I can't imagine how awful it'd be to only see Chris host in one challenge this season.
Jasmine: *whispers to Tyler and Max* I can tell you two are a duo. How would voting off Amy be?
Beth and Brick: *joins them*
Jasmine: Hey guys. I think we should vote for Amy.
Beth: Yes! She's so mean!
Brick: If her negativity is causing bad rifts in the tribe, then okay.
Jasmine: It's settled then.
Brick: Confessional: Hearing that Amy is being targeted is great. She isn't a strong challenge performer plus she has a negative attitude.
Tyler: Max, who are we voting?
Max: Evil is uncertain.
Tyler: Let me know before the elimination.
Chris: Safe are..
Chris: Everyone except Amy and Topher! *tosses marshmallows*
Chris: I will read the votes. First vote was for..
Amy: I knew I was staying :)
Chris: 4 votes Amy, 4 votes Topher.
Amy: *gasps* How dare you, traitors!
Chris: And in a vote of 6-4...say goodbye to...
Topher: *stands up and sighs* Bye Chris!
Chris: Adios you creep!
Amy: Everyone who voted me is gonna get it!
Topher: Amy B Sugar Dakota Max Tyler
Amy: Topher Jasmine Beth Brick