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​Cast

  1. Donald
  2. Hillary
  3. Bernie
  4. Lincoln
  5. Marco
  6. Ted
  7. Martin
  8. Jeb(!)
  9. Chris
  10. Jim
  11. Ben
  12. Carly
  13. John
  14. Joe

Episodes

Episode 1

Jeff: welcome to kaoh rong, where thirteen psychopaths are about to come and duke it out about their political beliefs!

Donald: why is the camera on that weird looking television host? it should be on the good looking television host!

Marco: look at your hands and think about what you've done.

Bernie: hello (conf) I hope there's eighteen year olds on this island. also, its racist that they don't allow 17 year olds to compete *waves his hands around*

Jeb: hi, my wife's name is Columba

Chris: hey carson, lets go kiss up to trump

Ben: *whispering* sounds like a plan (CONF) *blinks*

Kasich: hey

Hillary: shut up kasinich

Kasich: why does everyone think that's my name?

Donald: who are you again?

Jeff: get off my boat *shoves them*

Hillary: water?? I'm melting!!!

Lincoln: HI GUYS IM LINCOLN CHAFFEE! FEEL THE CHAFE!

Bernie: copycat

At the beach...

Ted: god bless the great state of Cambodia

Marco: Cambodia isn't a state you dunce

Donald: it will be after I'm done with it!

Jeff: hi again. lets divide you into tribes

Ben: *whispering* correct me if I'm wrong, but we have an odd number of people

Jeff: o, rite. twist! producers, fetch me joe biden

Joe: this is a big f***ing deal.

Jeff: ok so on the ta keo tribe we have ben, chris, Donald, marco, jeb, biden, and Bernie.

Chris: yay, we can still suck him off!

Jeff: so on the bayon tribe we have Hillary, carly, Lincoln, ted, martin, Kasich, and jim webb.

jim webb: who are these people? I'm the only relevant one

Hillary: *cackles*

At Ta Keo...

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