Jeff: welcome to kaoh rong, where thirteen psychopaths are about to come and duke it out about their political beliefs!
Donald: why is the camera on that weird looking television host? it should be on the good looking television host!
Marco: look at your hands and think about what you've done.
Bernie: hello (conf) I hope there's eighteen year olds on this island. also, its racist that they don't allow 17 year olds to compete *waves his hands around*
Jeb: hi, my wife's name is Columba
Chris: hey carson, lets go kiss up to trump
Ben: *whispering* sounds like a plan (CONF) *blinks*
Hillary: shut up kasinich
Kasich: why does everyone think that's my name?
Donald: who are you again?
Jeff: get off my boat *shoves them*
Hillary: water?? I'm melting!!!
Lincoln: HI GUYS IM LINCOLN CHAFFEE! FEEL THE CHAFE!
At the beach...
Ted: god bless the great state of Cambodia
Marco: Cambodia isn't a state you dunce
Donald: it will be after I'm done with it!
Jeff: hi again. lets divide you into tribes
Ben: *whispering* correct me if I'm wrong, but we have an odd number of people
Jeff: o, rite. twist! producers, fetch me joe biden
Joe: this is a big f***ing deal.
Jeff: ok so on the ta keo tribe we have ben, chris, Donald, marco, jeb, biden, and Bernie.
Chris: yay, we can still suck him off!
Jeff: so on the bayon tribe we have Hillary, carly, Lincoln, ted, martin, Kasich, and jim webb.
jim webb: who are these people? I'm the only relevant one
At Ta Keo...