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Eighteen Wikia users have signed up for the adventure of a lifetime. They will head to Kaoh Rong, be split into three different tribes based on Beauty, Brain and Brawn, and compete for the million dollars.

Cast

Beauty Tribe

  • Mirnish
  • OstianWendy
  • XxLucinaFTWxX
  • DerpyandDawn
  • GhostNoises
  • SpiritAnimal

Brain Tribe

  • GalaxyRemixZ
  • TotalDramaNaruto
  • XxAquaInfinityxX
  • Chwiis 2.0
  • SerenelyChaotic
  • Blake Megido

Brawn Tribe

  • XxSolarEclipsexX
  • NLG343
  • Raspberry*Nightmare
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com
  • TylerSurvivorFan
  • DestructiveMilkshake

Episodes

Episode 01: "I Cannot Stand This Puta"

  • Jeff: I am standing in Kaoh Rong, Cambodia, where eighteen average Wikians will be undertaking the adventure of a lifetime. They have been split into three different tribes based on personal attributes they exceed in the most.
  • Milk: (CONF) I'm DestructiveMilkshake, and despite how highly intelligent I am which you ALL should know, I am a challenge beast. You will not be getting nice Milk this season.
  • Mirnish: (CONF) Of course I'm a beauty. I'm known in my home country for being the national dick-riding champion, and could an ugly person take that role?
  • Chwiis 2.0: (CONF) I'm smart because I'm one of the few people today who still hate the homosexuals and jews.
  • Jeff: The beauty tribe consists of a Korean Pop Fan, the most popular kid in his high school, and an avid eater.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) I love KPOP. I love it more than I love myself. I just fricken' love kpop.
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) I am the most popular wikian you'll ever meet. I don't know how I found the time to come to Kaoh Rong with my extremely popular social life, but you should be thankful.
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) So I'm on the beauty tribe, and I might be a fat fuck since I cannot go a second without stuffing my face, but it's the inner beauty that counts, jerks.
  • Jeff: The brains tribe consists of a fanfiction writer, a slightly above-average high school student, and a thirteen year old.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) I will OUTLAST this competition because one, they are all stank hoes, and two, I have the Total Drama knowledge needed to win.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I am in every single AP class, so I am better than all these idiots. They might as well just give me the million dollars.
  • SerenelyChaotic: (CONF) I don't know how I got on the brains tribes, but XD PANCAKES! Much shock, many hunger, very survive!
  • Jeff: The brawn tribe consists of a keyboard warrior, a Mexican goddess and a guy with no personality.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: (CONF) I am a very passionayte motherfucker even i though mispell words a lot i am ready to cut bitches okay one by one they will all fall i will win the million doallrs
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: (CONF) Yes
  • TylerSurvivorFan: (CONF) I'm a nice guy, and a lot of people think I'm bland since I don't have a mean bone in my body. But I am TYLER the SURVIVOR FAN. I will push forward voting blocs into a new evolution of the game. Then I won't be boring.
  • Jeff: Welcome to Kaoh Rong, Cambodia. 
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: What could Kaoh Rong?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Shut the fuck up, bitch.
  • Jeff: You have all been divided into brains and beauty and brawn.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I knew it! I knew I'd be on the hot people tribe.
  • Jeff: No you are the brawns.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I am a PAEGEANT QUENE U MOTHERUFCKER
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You're a dude ???
  • TylerSurvivorFan: I am proud to represent our team.
  • Blake Megido: You're so boring. We are clearly the brains, since I'm in all the AP classes. Thought you should know that, cis white male scum.
  • Jeff: Blake is right. You guys are the brains.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: SMALL POTATO ROCK.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Are you sure?
  • Blake Megido: I'd like to see that data for the rest of us...
  • Chwiis 2.0: Can it, SJW.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: So thatl elaves u saas t h ebeauty. 
  • Mirnish: But you're ugly.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: :(
  • Jeff: True, but yes you are the beauties. Now, I need a representative from each tribe to stand forward and make a decision.
  • Mirnish: I'm kind of the hottest.
  • OstianWendy: Yeah you're sexy babs.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: we shud chose the ulgy won so we look nice
  • SpiritAnimal: Well. Who is it?
  • GhostNoises: We choose the fat guy. *shoves SpiritAnimal*
  • SpiritAnimal: Well, I am a perfect representation of outer and inner beauty.
  • Jeff: Sure... The other tribes?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I AM MAKING THE DECISOIN EHR E BITVCH.
  • Jeff: And brains?
  • Blake Megido: Well, none of this loons look capable to represent us, so I guess me.
  • Jeff: Alright. You three are tribe leaders, and now you must vote somebody out right now.
  • Blake Megido: Wow. I wish I had this power every tribal.
  • SpiritAnimal: Ash, you are the least relevant.
  • GhostNoises: :( I am Zoey
  • Jeff: Ash, step forward.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I am voting out the weaboo.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: WOW. 
  • Jeff: Rasp, step forward. Brains?
  • Blake Megido: Such a tough decision, but Jordan.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Is it because I'm ginger, you racist bitch?
  • Blake Megido: Sure.
  • Jeff: Jordan, Rasp, Ash, you three will be flying back to camp, and will face a decision to be made.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: (CONF) Thanks to my extreme Survivor knowledge, I know an idol clue will be involved.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *arrives at camp* What's even going on I've never watched Survivor... *walks to camp* I'm too fat I honestly can't....
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: "You must choose between a large bag of rice and an idol clue." What the fuck is an idol?
  • GhostNoises: (CONF) Being voted out first for being boring is a bad sign. I need to play to win or I am out of here!
  • GalaxyRemixz: I really want my own bag of rice because I am Korean on the inside, but then I know I will be targeted for having no soul... *snags the clue* (CONF) I am the king of Survive.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: I'll take the rice since I have no knowledge of this show.
  • GhostNoises: *shoves the clue up his anal cavity* (CONF) I have to keep the clue hidden or I could be exposed. 
  • GalaxyRemixZ: F*** the others are coming back now sh**. *shoves idol clue inside urethra*
  • TotalDramaNaruto: Hello. Did you enjoy making your decision without my guidance? You probably ruined everything for our tribe.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Did you have to pick between exterminating the homosexuals or the Jews? Because that must have been tough.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: I am a homosexual jew...
  • Chwiis 2.0: Keep that to yourself, mutt.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: You do not talk to me, AquaInfinity, like that.
  • Chwiis 2.0: More like Aqueer Infinity. (CONF) The audience must love my killer zingers.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: I cannot stand this puta.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Shut up hoes and cook some rice. Blake, why don't you do it?
  • Blake Megido: Because I'm Asian?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Duh, why else would I ask you?
  • Chwiis 2.0: I'd like some dim sums.
  • TotalDramaNaruto: Guys, knock it off!
  • SerenelyChaotic: I just want some maple syrup, y'all... :3
  • Blake Megido: You're so annoying. Shut up. (CONF) This tribe is dysfunctional and gross. I hate them all. Is being PC like impossible or something?
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: Hello brawn tribe.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hi
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: How are you?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: well
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: What's up?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: yes
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: That doesn't make sense...
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • NLG343: I will win immunity for this tribe.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: That is good.
  • NLG343: *wind blows up Raspberry's skirt*
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: omg this is like an anime
  • NLG343: *gazes into Rasp's eyes* I like you
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: ok (CONF) He's pretty cute. Although I like yuri.
  • NLG343: (CONF) I will be the Woo to her Tony.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: This is so boring...
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Look who the fuck's talkingf gmbticj. bitch.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Okay can all of you mongrels shut up? We have a shelter to build.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: No you have a shelte rt ob uild, I'm gonna go' find Mirnish and get them ful meN.com xvidz videos. *walks off*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: He's probably off looking for the idol... Let's vote him out.
  • GhostNoises: Hi tribe
  • Mirnish: So, what decision did you have to make?
  • GhostNoises: Nothing.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: realy?
  • GhostNoises: Yes.
  • Mirnish: So... that was all for nothing? (CONF) I can't stand this puta!
  • GhostNoises: It was a next level Survivor twist. I literally didn't pick anything. (CONF) They all look stupid so they should buy it.
  • OstianWendy: o lol
  • GhostNoises: That's about it.
  • OstianWendy: I like Liz Kim.
  • Mirnish: Okay no one cares.
  • DerpyandDawn: UM BITCH WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME HOLD MY EARRINGS GURL HOLD MY EARRINGS IM ABOUT TO BEAT THIS BITCH WITH HER OWN SHOES CUZ I KNOW SHE BOUGHT THEM SHOES FROM PAYLESS THAT STUPID BITCH ASS HOE
  • OstianWendy: Who was that even @ ? ??? lol
  • DerpyandDawn: Some bitch named Deltrese?
  • Mirnish: Who?
  • DerpyandDawn: Some bitch named Deltrese...
  • Mirnish: HO MAH GAWD EXCUSE YOU MY NAME IS DELTRESE SO U BEST GET OUT THIS KITCHEN WITH YO BLUE ASS WEAVE LOOKIN DUMB ASS HOE. HOW MANY MY LITTLE PONY DOLLS DID IT TAKE TO MAKE THAT STUPID WEAVE I WILL SNATCH YOU SO FAST UP YO FUCKING HEAD.I WILL CHOKE U WITH IT BITCH SO GET OUT MY KITCHEN OK. GET OUT OF HERE BITCH I WILL STOMP THE YARD ON YO BODY.
  • DerpyandDawn: 1. You're not in my clique. 2. I now have 1 less original line to use. 3. You are an attention seeker.
  • Mirnish: Oh, shut up.
  • SpiritAnimal: *eats raw rice* it tastes like pizza if you cry enough
  • OstianWendy: Shouldn't we ration that?
  • GhostNoises: (CONF) So they bought it, and now they're all fighting. I should have no problem surviving these next few days.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) lol what is this tribe doin
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: *walks off with Mirnish*
  • Mirnish: Sup?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: ur hot
  • Mirnish: Anything else, micropenis?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: we shud form the hot poc alicne? you wit me?
  • Mirnish: Okay, we have a bunch of homos on this tribe, but are the others poc? Or are we aliging with wh*te people...?
  • OstianWendy: hi im gay
  • Mirnish: WTF where did you come from?
  • OstianWendy: I saw two hot guys going off together in the forest... was I not supposed to follow?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: jion our aliance?
  • OstianWendy: sure lol
  • Mirnish: We need a fourth and I hate Derpy.
  • SpiritAnimal: no need
  • Mirnish: Did you follow us too?
  • SpiritAnimal: bitch no i am not that desperate i am a thirsty hoe however so i walked my fat ass to this well and here you bitches are.
  • Mirnish: So we vote out Derpy or Ash?
  • SpiritAnimal: K.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: I love Sonic.
  • NLG343: Me too.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: You could be my bae.
  • NLG343: Only if my mom says I can have a girlfriend.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: :) <3
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I am on the bottom of this alliance! (CONF) NLG and Rasp were cool until they sartadtd fucking and now I need ot m akd ra move and PLAY TO win orhterwise MY rtorhc is getintg NSuffED!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Why are you breathing the same air as me?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Um STFU. I am not working with Rasp and NLG. They need to go.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: So you're aligning with me?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Don't flatter yourself. It is by default.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Sure, whatever. (CONF) I cannot STAND that puta, but I need to make emotional connections with people and get myself to the end. Survivor is not like chess, these are real people.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Maria, I think we should talk strategy.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Who do you think we should vote out if we lose?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hmm
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Who?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: ;) I love you
  • TylerSurvivorFan: OMG. That isn't a name.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oopsie
  • TylerSurvivorFan: So who?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Desi.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: (CONF) It's like talking to an eggplant.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *wakes up* I want some rice.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Make it yourself, ginger?
  • Blake Megido: For once I agree with that pig.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: :)
  • SerenelyChaotic: Ummm... you're not cute.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: RUBY.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Alright hoes, I'll make my own fucking rice. *walks over to bag of rice*
  • Blake Megido: You actually got up off your ass...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Fuck you all! *dumps rice in the fire*
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: dead
  • SerenelyChaotic: help
  • Blake Megido: screaming
  • Chwiis 2.0: God damn it! You upset the asian!
  • TotalDramaNaruto: WTF HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE? I AM LEGIT SO PISSED RN.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Shut up, honkey.
  • TotalDramaNaruto: UGH.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) Everyone on this tribe hates each other, so I doubt there's even an actual alliance.
  • Jeff: Come on in, guys! Ready to get to today's challenge? For today's challenge you must elect one person in a hero challenge to race out to the water (10 lines) and throw a ball into a hoop (2 lines). First two tribes win immunity. Survivors ready? GO!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You're all incompetent. *swims* (1)
  • Chwiis 2.0: *swims* (1)
  • Mirnish: *swims* (1)
  • ~ETC~
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *throws ball through hoop* (2) I win bitch.
  • Jeff: Milk wins it for the Brawns! Who will go to tribal? Brains or Beauty?
  • Mirnish: *runs to hoop*
  • Chwiis 2.0: *runs to hoop*
  • Mirnish: *dunks it in* (2)
  • Jeff: And the Beauties win!
  • Chwiis 2.0: No fair! He's a minority, he's gonna' beat me in basketball.
  • Jeff: Brains, I'll be seeing you at tribal tonight.
  • TotalDramaNaruto: (CONF) This tribe sucks so bad when I'm not doing anything. But ugh, I can't be the Naruto all the time, and now we're voting someone out. I don't know who will go and there are a lot of good choices tbh, and it better not be me, or I'll be pissed.
  • Blake Megido: Great effort. *rolls eyes*
  • Chwiis 2.0: Shut up, homo.
  • Blake Megido: Um... I'm...
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  • XxAquaInfinity: ^
  • SerenelyChaotic: how do you even say "^" just honestly same.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Fuck you all. *walks off* (CONF) I dumped the rice in the fire, and I think I'm going home, so I need to look for the idol.
  • TotalDramaNaruto: *Walking with Blake* Honestly, I don't know who should go home. There's so many good choices.
  • Blake Megido: Jordan dumped the rice into the fire.... Chwiis lost the challenge... Dianted is actually 13 and I don't think Aqua's said an intelligent thing the time we've been out here.
  • TotalDramaNaruto: Chwiis is a bigot...
  • Blake Megido: But Jordan...
  • TotalDramaNaruto: Yeah, let's vote Jordan.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: I cannot stand that puta Jordan.
  • Blake Megido: Then vote him?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Where tf is this idol? ?? ?  ? *digging* (CONF) If I can't find this idol, I am going home!
  • SerenelyChaotic: you are actual trash but goddess
  • Chwiis 2.0: And you are both black AND gay. 
  • SerenelyChaotic: Who should we vote?
  • Chwiis 2.0: I know either TDN or Blake is going for us. So one of them?
  • SerenelyChaotic: K.
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Behind each one of you is a torch. Go ahead and dip it in and get fire, because in this game, fire represents your life and when your fire is gone, so are you. Take a seat. Welcome to tribal council. Chwiis, how does it feel to be here because of you?
  • Chwiis 2.0: I was up against a homosexual and a minority homosexual, and since the producers are racist, I lost by default.
  • Jeff: So you are saying your loss is not your fault?
  • Chwiis 2.0: Exactly, idiot.
  • Jeff: wow rude bitch. Blake,. how does it feel being a SJW in an anti-pc tribe?
  • Blake Megido: annoying but I know I'm not going home.
  • Jeff: How can you be so confident?
  • Blake Megido: I didn't lose us the challenge or dump the rice in the fire.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: oops I did the latter.
  • Jeff: Jordan why?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Well, if you fuck with me you are died!
  • Jeff: Deep. Aqua, who is your fave small potato?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Ruby is a powerful role model for women everywhere.
  • Jeff: Dianted, does being 13 put a target on your back?
  • SerenelyChaotic: pancakes
  • Jeff: Idiot. TDN, how do you feel about this tribe?
  • TotalDramaNaruto: Oh Jeff, we're a hotmess. I can't guide us all the time, and without my wise guidance, we lose.
  • Jeff: With that, it is time to vote. Jordan, you're up.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *writes down Blake* You are a delusional, annoying, two-sided bitch and I can't wait to see you go home tonight. :) 
  • Blake Megido: *writes down Jordan* You're a fucking moron. I hope you go.
  • TotalDramaNaruto: *writes down Jordan* Sorry, but this is for the best of the tribe.
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol, and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so.
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  • Blake Megido: *gasps* No way.
  • TotalDramaNaruto: you're kidding me...
  • SerenelyChaotic: screaming
  • Chwiis 2.0: lol ok
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: You sly ho
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Blake, go die in a hole. *hands Jeff the idol* I'm not going home tonight.
  • Jeff: This IS a hidden immunity idol. Any votes cast for Jordan will NOT count. First vote...
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  • Blake Megido: *shakes head* Please no...
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  • Jeff: First person voted out of Survivor: Kaoh Rong *flips parchment*
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  • Jeff: TDN, need to bring me your torch.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Frick.
  • TotalDramaNaruto: Wow... 
  • Blake Megido: Sorry, babe.
  • Jeff: TDN, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • TotalDramaNaruto: *Walks off, flipping off the tribe*
  • Jeff: This tribe needs to unite itself. Grab your stuff, head back to camp. Goodnight.

Episode 02: "You Are Died to Me"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: Eighteen contestants were introduced to Kaoh Rong, and split into three different tribes based on their personal traits of Beauty, Brain and Brawn. Mirnish and Fiz ran the Beauty tribe, creating an LGBT alliance. The Brawns were somewhat dysfunctional, as people became wary of Rasp and NLG's relationship. The brains were completely dysfunctional, with everyone out for blood. Jordan found the idol, and used it to negate three votes off him, leaving Blake on the bottom, as his closest ally TDN was blindsided 2-1. Seventeen are left. Who will go home tonight?
  • SerenelyChaotic: What a messy tribal...
  • GalaxyRemixz: *places down torch* Hopefully that was a wake up call for all you bitches.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Damn it, we should have voted for the Asian.
  • SerenelyChaotic: There's always next time.
  • Blake Megido: Who voted for me?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Guess who, bitch? (CONF) At tribal, I knew I was going home, so I played the idol and sent TDN's fake ass back home. What can I say? And now I've got two more to cut loose. Blake and Aqua. You are died to me. 
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I just lost my closest ally and I'm outnumbered 3-2. I am really fricken' pissed off right now. That stupid ginger should not have had the idol. But I'm Blake Megido. Some stupid hoe can't keep mke from winning.
  • SerenelyChaotic: (CONF) Pancakes! Waffles! There is nothing more to my character arc than this.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Listen guys, I think there's something we can all agree on here tonight.
  • Chwiis 2.0: What? You're queer?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Besides the point. I think we all can agree that Nate is the worst Small Potato. Like, you're such an attention seeker. Go home.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I'm dead.
  • Blake Megido: We can't get that lucky.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Blake! You can't joke about death! That is beyond the line.
  • Blake Megido: Um, like you're one to talk? You're homophobic and racist...
  • Chwiis 2.0: About that. There's something I've been meaning to say to all of you.
  • SerenelyChaotic: You're pregnant?
  • Chwiis 2.0: That's for another conversation. 
  • Blake Megido: Can you just get on with it?
  • Chwiis 2.0: Don't rush me. This is a big announcement for me. (CONF) I had to find the courage somewhere to say this, otherwise, I could be going home.
  • SerenelyChaotic: We're waiting.
  • Chwiis 2.0: I have to confess... I am...
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  • SerenelyChaotic: much reveal very shock many excite
  • Blake Megido: Shut up this isn't 2014.
  • Chwiis 2.0: I am gay trans.
  • Blake Megido: Are you joking?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Congratulations gorjeus.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Bravo.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: This is so tolerant!
  • Chwiis 2.0: Thank you. I used homophobia and transphobia (whatever the fuck that means) as a way to hide my identity, since I hated it. 
  • SerenelyChaotic: Powerful. I am so proud of you. *kisses Chwiis*
  • Chwiis 2.0: *punches him in the throat* Um, this doesn't change my stance on immigration...
  • SerenelyChaotic: harder daddy
  • Chwiis 2.0: what
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  • XxAquaInfinityxX: what
  • GalaxyRemixZ: what
  • Blake Megido: I'm
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  • Chwiis 2.0: So Blake please don't be homophobic and transphobic again, yellow face, okay?
  • Blake Megido: Sorry I didn't know. 
  • Chwiis 2.0: Thank you.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) Maybe if I buddy up with that horrible albeit iconic LGBT icon, I could get more followers on my SJW tumblr blog.
  • GhostNoises: *wakes up, yawning*
  • OstianWendy: good morning bb
  • GhostNoises: I'm heterosexual.
  • OstianWendy: not for long
  • GhostNoises: what
  • OstianWendy: what
  • GhostNoises: Yeah I'm going to go over there. *Walks off into forest* (CONF) So I got a clue to the hidden immunity idol, and I need to find it just to be on the safe side. Not many people have talked to me, so I don't know where I stand in this tribe. 
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) I'm desperate for some new action. I've slept with everybody in this tribe but Ash, so it's time to make my move. 
  • Mirnish: Morning, putas.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: wow rood
  • Mirnish: It's not even my first language and I'm better than you.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: its just a gimick
  • Mirnish: Right.
  • SpiritAnimal: I'm starving, hoes...
  • OstianWendy: Eat yo' rice
  • SpiritAnimal: *eats entire bag of rice* wtf
  • OstianWendy: omg i did not mean it like that wtf lol
  • Mirnish: WTF. What were we supposed to eat?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: Meat ;)
  • Mirnish: This is not a joke.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: i am srs
  • DerpyandDawn: CAN ALL OF YOU BITCHES SHUT THE FUCK UP THANKS I AM TRYING TO GET MY GOD DAMN BEAUTY SLEEP BUT YALL HOES BE REAMING EACH OTHER. I AM POPULAR. MY FRIENDS WILL BE WATCHING. I CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ON TELEVISION BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE AN AUDIENCE CRAVING ME OKAY BITCHES SO SHUT THE FUCK UP HONESTLY BECAUSE I WILL SLIT ALL YOUR THROATS AND SUCK OUT THE BLOOD WITH A VACUUM AND REPLACE IT ALL WITH GRAVY. (CONF) If I am totally OTTNN5 I will be a lock for Heroes vs. Villains.
  • Mirnish: shut up straighty.
  • DerpyandDawn: Actually I am bisexual heteromantic!
  • Mirnish: Stop lying to yourself. 
  • DerpyandDawn: Dating dudes is yuck.
  • Mirnish: But banging them isn't?
  • DerpyandDawn: Duh? Why else would I be bisexual heteromantic?
  • Mirnish: I don't get white people.
  • DerpyandDawn: fuck you go back to taco bell mirnish mirnish yous a stupid fucking ho mirnish mirnish you need to take yo ass home mirnish mirnish more like fucking mir-taco el pollo loco yous a fucking chicken head hahaha i got you good you stupid hoe
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: does a hot guy wnt to grind or not
  • Mirnish: Give me a minute, I need to straighten out this hoe. 
  • DerpyandDawn: You are such an attention seeker, and there's only room for one attention seeker on this island.
  • Mirnish: Bitch don't make me drag you.
  • DerpyandDawn: You trying to scalp people is basically a self drag. GO HOME.
  • GhostNoises: *looking around* Come on idol where tf is u at
  • OstianWendy: *watches* yeah fall into that water mm
  • GhostNoises: *pulls idol out of well, screams, noticing Wendy*
  • OstianWendy: what's that?
  • GhostNoises: A rock.
  • OstianWendy: True
  • GhostNoises: (CONF) I got caught... by WENDY of all people.
  • OstianWendy: Well if it's just a rock then bye I don't care.
  • GhostNoises: Phew...
  • OstianWendy: Nah I know it's an idol lol. I won't tell anyone under one condition.
  • GhoistNoises: What?
  • OstianWendy: You sing KPOP with me.
  • GhostNoises: Aight. (CONF) That could have gone worse... but then this all could have gone better. Yikes. I don't trust Wendy at all, but he's my only potential ally in this game.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *slamming pots together* I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL. YA'LL NOT GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME. *slams them louder*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: What in Earth's name are you doing?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Shut up menenist.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Shut up Solard. What are you even on about?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I HEARD A MYSTERIOUS GRINDING IN THE SHELTER AND I THINK PEOPLE WERE HAVING THE SEXUALS.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You think it was me?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Lmao of course not look in the mirror could you ever unless its ur stepson debb eaton lol
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I lowkey hope you die. Then who?
  • NLG343: I am 12 I can't.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: I'm 13 stop.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: I've never watched porn.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: It was RASP and NLG!
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: Are you serious? 
  • NLG343: No I would never!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Well, why do you roleplay Sonic women getting their skirts blown up?
  • NLG343: Shut up!
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: *crying* why would you do this
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: OMG babe I'm joking
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: DON'T CALL ME BABE. *storms off*
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Shit. (CONF) Ugh, look where attention seeking gets me. I am sick  to dheah yt o of this tribe.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: (CONF) I thought Solar and I were friends but to embarrass me like that is disgusting.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) Honestly what is wrong with our tribe?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • TylerSurvivorFan: What Maria?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hmmm
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Please not this again.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: What?
  • TylerSurvivorFan: What are you talking about?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I love you Donny
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Okay. (CONF) Maria is my closest alliance out here, and she is such a wildcard. Who knows whether this will blow up in my face or not?
  • Jeff: Come on in guys. Beauty, Brawns, getting your first look at the new Brains tribe... TDN voted out at the last tribal council.
  • Mirnish: Good. Should have been Blake though.
  • Blake Megido: Shut up Manrish.
  • Jeff: Today's challenge is Survivor trivia.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: Yay...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Yas queen.
  • Jeff: The first two tribes to three points win immunity. First to answer gets a point. Question 1: Who won Survivor: Cook Islands?
  • Chwiis 2.0: The asian
  • Jeff: More specific?
  • Chwiis 2.0: Ching chong?
  • Blake Megido: I think he means Yul Kwon.
  • Chwiis 2.0: I don't.
  • Blake Megidos: HE DOES.
  • Jeff: Brains score! Question 2: Who was voted out in Bring the Popcorn?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: SMALL POTATO ROCK.
  • Jeff: No.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Jenn Brown after Will Sims II's iconic confrontation.
  • Jeff: Brawns score. 1-1-0. Question 3) Who did Parvati play her idols on?
  • SerenelyChaotic: Abi.
  • Jeff: Yes. No.
  • Blake Megido: Jerri and Sandra.
  • Jeff: Correct. 2-1-0. Question 4) Who has received the most votes in one season?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Laura.
  • Jeff: Which one?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ... Fuck.
  • DerpyandDawn: Laura Morett g.oddess
  • Jeff: Correct. Beauty score. It's 2-1-1. Next question: Name a survivor who has a sex tape.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Alexis Texas!
  • Jeff: Err, no.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: I have cobly's nude on my phone.
  • Jeff: No.
  • NLG343: Jenna Lewis!
  • Jeff: Correct.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: Out of all the questions, you get that one?
  • NLG343: I'm smart.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Aight...
  • TylerSurvivorFan: What's sex? someone help?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I can help
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: HONEY NO.
  • Jeff: It's 2-2-1. Who did Will Sims II get more votes than to win? Name 2 runner-ups.
  • Blake Megido: Tasha and Spencer.
  • Jeff: Brains win. It's down to Brawn who is leading Beauty 2-1. This could be the final question. Who is the tallest female survivor?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: Jaclyn Schultz
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Sierra Dawn Thomas
  • OstianWendy: CRYSTAL COX BABY!
  • Jeff: 2-2. Final question...who got the most votes in a season without redemption island in it?
  • SpiritAnimal: Uh... Jennifer Lanzetti?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I miss fat Jenn.
  • Mirnish: JENN BROWN!
  • Jeff: Beauty wins. Brawn, you're going to tribal.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: GDI.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: So who do we vote out?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I think NLG or Rasp. Or Tyler. NO, MARIA.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: DIE.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: *walks by*
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Hi bae
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: *ignores him*
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: : ( Ok we should vote out her or her boyfriend.
  • NLG343: Hi *kisses Rasp*
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: I'm good.
  • NLG343: I won us the challenge!
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Sure.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Maria, vote ____
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Jeff: Behind each of you is a torch, go ahead and dip it in and get fire, because in this game fire represents your life, and when your fire is gone, so are you. Okay. Nemo, how does it feel to lose?
  • NLG343: WTF? I won us the challenge...
  • Jeff: You didn't.
  • NLG343: My score saved us twice!
  • Jeff: You didn't submit the first challenge.
  • NLG343: This is godplaying.
  • Jeff: Milk, how does it feel to ruin the challenge for your tribe?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Idk, I haven't done that yet.
  • Jeff: Fat Jenn? Hinting them the answer?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: That wasn't me. That was Solar. It's his line...
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: OMG DIE.
  • Jeff: Solar now it could be you going home.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Trust hun its ont rnodnot.; wetf speling
  • Jeff: K. Rasp, you don't know what this means.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: what is tribal council.
  • Jeff: Tyler, do you think you have a personality?
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Yes
  • Jeff: Maria, does he?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never
  • Jeff: The tribe has spoken. It is time to vote. Maria, you're up.
  • Ma luisshhotmail.com: *writes name* Yes
  • NLG33: *writes Milk* You are a loser!
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you wanna play it, now would be the time to do so... *silence* Once the votes are read, the decision is final, person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes.... First vote...
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  • NLG343: ????
  • Jeff: Two votes Milk, one vote Nemo.
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  • Nemo, need to bring me your torch. Nemo, the tribe has spoken, time for you to go.
  • NLG343: But I won us the challenge...
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: Love you, bae.
  • NLG343: Bye. See you at Sonic fanon wiki.
  • Jeff: You guys need to pick it up. Go back to camp, bitches.

Episode 03: "Not Everyone Can Be as Hot and SJW as Me"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: The three tribes continued to cause dysfunction, with loud personalities on each side. Chwiis and Blake fought, only for Chwiis to come out as gay trans, winning the support of his tirbe. Ash found the idol, only to be found by Wendy, Lego ate all of the rice, and general chaos on each tribe. The Brawns found themselves at tribal, and decided to break up the power couple of NLG and Rasp, sending Nemo home despite him winning them the challenge. Sixteen are left: Who will go home tonight?
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: *puts down torch* Wow, what a tribal. :( 
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Um, it was a pretty straightforward boot.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Yeah, not much happened.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: It was about as interesting as Tyler.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Hey, I'm interesting! Fuck off.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: lo1l ok.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: :(
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: sorry
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Hey, babe. *puts hand on Maria's shoulder* Don't you DARE be sorry, you flalalwless s gouquene.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: *walks off*
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Bestie don't be like that.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: (CONF) I am all alone in this game I don't even understand. I need to play to win, so I can't be all emotional about Nemo's elimination!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: So Milk...
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Don't talk to me.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I think we could be a new power couple.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I'm straight.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Ntotnot f or lgong
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Can you even speak properly? Stop stealing Fiz's gimmick.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: But I'm not-
  • DestructiveMilkshake: DIE.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Good morning, idiot hookers.
  • Blake Megido: Ok I am Chanel you're not even relevant so bye?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Okay Blakeward Sanders.
  • Blake Megido: Is being PC a joke to you?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Screaming
  • Blake Megido: what why
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: You don't even know what small potatoes is. (CONF) NOT EVEN SMALL POTATO ROCK!
  • Chwiis 2.0: Good evening, my fellow homosexuals.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Morning daddy.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Please... you're nothing more than my semen disposal unit.
  • SerenelyChaotic: That's all I've ever wanted <3
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I'm like, straight. :~)
  • Blake Megido: Are you sure?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: ...
  • Blake Megido: Are you really sure?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Fuck off, minge.
  • Blake Megido: Excuse me?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: If I say I'm trans will you stop oppressing me and shut the fuck up?
  • Blake Megido: Sure.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: But trans people are unnatural, so...
  • Blake Megido: ???
  • Chwiis 2.0: OH HELL NO. YOU TRANSPHOBIC PIECE OF GARBAGE HOW DARE YOU?
  • Blake Megido: For once I agree with Chwiis.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *goes to lie in shelter* Says the twats who oppress me for being ginger.
  • Chwiis 2.0: God can forgive Nazis and Homosexuals! But he can't forgive ones without a soul, you harlot.
  • Blake Megido: Stop talking.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Don't silence trans people. That's disgusting.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: dead
  • SerenelyChaotic: bitch you're in my pancake's spot
  • GalaxyRemixZ: um ok??
  • SerenelyChaotic: so MOVE
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I made this shelter you prebubescent toad.
  • SerenelyChaotic: and I am a minor so if you abuse me you will go to jail :~)
  • GalaxyRemixZ: ok you know what? fuck you get your own shelter *Gets up* 
  • SerenelyChaotic: what are you doing
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *lifts up shelter*
  • Blake Megido: Jordan no. Stop.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I'VE HAD IT TO HERE WITH THE GINGER COMMENTS. FUCK ALL YOU FATTIES, HOES, TRANNIES AND HOMOS!
  • Chwiis 2.0: wow r00d
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *throws shelter in the fire* Eat my entire ass!
  • Blake Megido: Are you kidding me? FIRST THE RICE NOW THIS?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) I will not just take their shit. I am a STRONG independent woman and I don't need no man. Because I'm a minge lover, obv.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Where do we sleep? I'm not cuddling up with a MAN!
  • SerenelyChaotic: But you're gay?
  • Chwisi 2.0: Gay trans, idiot. I am a lesbian.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Y'all have cobwebs in your vaginas. BYE! *Walks off*
  • Mirnish: *watching gay porn*
  • DerpyandDawn: How did you smuggle your phone in?
  • Mirnish: They don't search your cavities.
  • GhostNoises: Nasal cavity?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: my detnists said ihvae a cavity
  • SpiritAnimal: He shoved it up his ass you dumb hoes, hoping production would fish it out since he's so desperate.
  • Mirnish: Go die.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: u can not join the gay aliance if u dont want that
  • OstianWendy: o @ me
  • DerpyandDawn: Ummmmm. THERE'S A GAY ALLIANCE AND I'M NOT IN IT?
  • Mirnish: you're heteromantic
  • DerpyandDawn: How dARE you BITCH 
  • Mirnish: No, how dare you be GROSS and STRAIGHT. 
  • DerpyandDawn: YOU ALWAYS COME UP TO ME TALKING LOTS OF SHIT. HOW DO YOU TALK SO MUCH WITH A MOUTH FULL OF DICK? I'LL TIE YOU UP YOUR ASS HANGING ROUND MY BLOCK. HOW DO YOU MOVE SO MUCH WITH AN ASS FULL OF COCK? MIRNISH, MIRNISH, WISH I COULD SAY IT'S BEEN FUN. BUT I'VE GOT TWO FRIENDS WITH ME, HOW MANY YOU GOT, NONE?
  • Mirnish: fuck all you hoes
  • OstianWendy: dont u want a dickey ride
  • Mirnish: But where are your two friends?
  • GhostNoises: I'm not in any alliance... so I'm siding with Derpy.
  • OstianWendy: #campsprideactivist
  • Mirnish: WENDY TESTABURGER YOU ARE FLIPPING ON ME? BUT WE WERE LIKE SLEEPING TOGETHER...
  • OstianWendy: incase u couldnt tell i sleep around @ mirnish
  • Mirnish: Why are u @ing me I'm like right in front of you?
  • OstianWendy: *shrug*
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: lets go to rocks
  • SpiritAnimal: fuck all you hoes fuck you wendy fuck you ash fuck you derpy
  • Mirnish: We'll see what happens at tribal.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: (conf) part of my #Bigmoves 4 fvf is to make rocks happen and if it dont am i realy playing 2 win?
  • SpiritAnimal: OMG WE ARE OUT OF RICE WTF WTF WTF.
  • Mirnish: Well your fat ass ate all the rice so ???
  • SpiritAnimal: UM WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT NOW? GRASS? SAND? COCONUTS? 
  • GhostNoises: tbh you could go a few days without eating
  • SpiritAnimal: Excuse me?
  • GhostNoises: oops not zoey anymore! (CONF) Thankfully I have an idol since I don't trust these putas AT ALL.
  • Mirnish: We'll see what happens if we lose.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: i am thore wchaellen
  • OstianWendy: What
  • GhostNoises: Who cares? He doesn't say anything important ngl
  • OstianWendy: true
  • Mirnish: if you stick with my alliance I'll link you full men.com videos on xvideos
  • OstianWendy: ... fuck.
  • GhostNoises: WENDY NO.
  • DerpyandDawn: You flip and I will kill you.
  • OstianWendy: ... 
  • OstianWendy: ...
  • DerpyandDawn: hoe dont do it
  • OstianWendy: ho mah ghey
  • DerpyandDawn: can you decide already so I can get screentime again thanks? I'm popular so.... my massive fanbase needs me.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: i hav boyfrined
  • Mirnish: No you don't.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: :(
  • Chwiis 2.0: what is poc
  • Blake Megido: person of color...
  • Chwiis 2.0: I'm Mongolian so wtf.
  • Blake Megido: so you're gay trans poc?
  • Chwiis 2.0: Precisely! Don't oppress me, shitlord.
  • SerenelyChaotic: ur my hero!
  • Blake Megido: *crying*
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: why you always crying why you always crying mmmmm oh my god stop fucking crying
  • Blake Megido: :( I'm
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  • Blake Megido: (CONF) These people are out-SJWing me. And I can't handle this at all. :( I AM THE ONLY FEMINIST HERE. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT EQUAL RIGHTS. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T USE IT TO ATTENTION SEEK. I hate everyone.
  • Chwiis 2.0: It's okay, slanty. Not everyone can be as hot and SJW as me.
  • Blake Megido: Die.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: stop letting the attention seeker get attention
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *cuddles up to Milk in the shelter*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *SCREAMS* OMG A GAY TOUCHED ME. *dives into the ocean*
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: wtf i hate yaoi
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: oopsie
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: (CONF) getting laid is so hard here... honestly what's the point
  • Jeff: COME ON IN GUYS. Getting your first look at the new Brawn tribe, NLG voted out at the last tribal council. For today's challenge, you will be doing an eat off. First to eat the meal scores a point. First two tribes to three wins immunity.
  • SpiritAnimal: HOLY FUCK YES 
  • Jeff: are u ok
  • SpiritAnimal: Fuck my ass hard daddy, butter my biscuits and baste my turkey, rub all ur seasonings over my and bake me at 350 for 10 minutes then take me out and rape me with ur mouth
  • Jeff: Who is up first?
  • SpiritAnimal: I AM FUCKING EATING EVERY ROUND.
  • Jeff: That's against the rules, but you can go first.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I'm fat so
  • Jeff: Your first meal is a chicken fetus.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: it looks like blake's box
  • SpiritAnimal: *eats the shit out of it* done
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *eats* lol vomit
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • Jeff: Beauty scores! Round two?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: hi
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: sure
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: hey
  • Jeff: Wow, the Xx's going at it. You will eat a small potato.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: I can't... it's Ruby's family.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: DIE NATE *eats it*
  • Jeff: Brawn score. Next you are eating a chicken anus.
  • GhostNoises: aaaaa this is gothphobic!
  • SerenelyChaotic: *eats it*
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: wtf how
  • Jeff: We're tied 1-1-1! Since I'm bored, it's first 2 to 2. Next food is... a jellyfish.
  • Mirnish: wouldn't that like kill us
  • Chwiis 2.0: ok
  • TylerSurvivorFan: sure
  • Jeff: ok you three eat
  • TylerSurvivorFan: *eats* omg we won
  • Jeff: Brawn wins. 
  • TylerSurvivorFan: yeah go team!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: you can't even be interesting while cheering.
  • Jeff: For the final round... human organ pizza!
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: I can do this!
  • SpiritAnimal: fuckin YES *eats all the pizza*
  • Jeff: You ate Aqua's slice. BRAIN WINS!
  • SpiritAnimal: OMG WTF STOP FATSHAMING
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: o same
  • OstianWendy: scream
  • Jeff: Beauty, I will see you at tribal council tonight.
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) THAT WAS BULLSHIT I AM SO SICK OF JEFF'S SHIT IM GONNA KICK HIS ASS OKAY BUT THAT MMM WAS SOME GOOD AS PIZZA I HOPE IT WAS RJ'S MEAT SINCE HE SUCKS AT LIFE.
  • Mirnish: Great going... (CONF) I can't vote out Lego since he's on my side.
  • OstianWendy: hi
  • GhostNoises: So, we vote Mirnish?
  • OstianWendy: sure
  • DerpyandDawn: yes fuck that dumb hoe!
  • GhostNoises: But we need a fourth. I'll talk to Spirit. 
  • SpiritAnimal: hi what do you want *eating the shelter*
  • GhoistNoises: wow ur desperate lol
  • SpiritAnimal: K
  • GhostNoises: Vote with Wendy, Derpy and I to take out Mirnish. He is a snake.
  • SpiritAnimal: K. (CONF) wow I have options
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: hi babe what do we do (CONF) wow my strat worked we will go to rocks!
  • Mirnish: i am killing derpy. That stupid bitch she a dumb hoe.
  • SpiritAnimal: but we need a fourth.
  • Mirnish: *goes to Wendy* I'll send you nudes if you flip.
  • OstianWendy: hmmmm....
  • GhostNoises: (CONF) So Derpy and Mirnish are targeting each other so that means I should be safe. And if any monkey business is going on, I still have my idol. 
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Behind each of you is a torch, go ahead and grab one, dip it and get fire, because in this game, fire represents your life and when your fire is gone, so are you. Take a seat, assholes.
  • SpiritAnimal: *sits on tribal stool, breaking it* fuck
  • Jeff: Spirit, your team lost because of you.
  • SpiritAnimal: what can I say i fucking LOVE food
  • Jeff: Ok you're an idiot. Mirnish, what are your thoughts on this tribe?
  • Mirnish: It's okay. Certain people are bae, but then there's drama causers.
  • DerpyandDawn: OH LET'S JUST GET IT ALL OUT IN THE OPEN.
  • Jeff: Get what out?
  • DerpyandDawn: I'M VOTING MIRNISH, MIRNISH IS VOTING ME. ALL OF YOU BITCHES, PICK A SIDE.
  • Jeff: im team #derpy he's popular and he is 17 and going into college and he doesnt have time for wikia
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: #teamtwinkmirnish
  • Mirnish: ok
  • Jeff: Fiz what's your strategy?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: to throw chalenge and g0 to rocks
  • Jeff: Will it work?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: probs
  • Jeff: Wendy, how KPOP deprived are you?
  • OstianWendy: dasom
  • Jeff: ok. gangnam style. Ash, are you getting no edit since you're boring?
  • GhostNoises: do i really need to spawn brash?
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Derpy, you're up.
  • DerpyandDawn: *voting Mirnish* YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE. FORGET YOU. GO HOME. GOODBYE.
  • Mirnish: *voting Derpy* I CAN'T STAND THIS PUTA!
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes... if anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so...
  • GhostNoises: *breathes*
  • Jeff: Once the votes are read, the decision is final, person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes... First vote...
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  • SpiritAnimal: wendy y didnt u flip
  • OstianWendy: i thought u were flipping... *goes to vote*
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. Once the votes are read, the decision is final, person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council are immediately... I'll read the votes...
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  • OstianWendy: OH MY FUCK
  • SpiritAnimal: I just flipped to vote Mirnish....
  • OstianWendy: I just flipped to vote Derpy....
  • Jeff: We are going to rocks. Derpy and Mirnish, you are immune. Ash, Wendy, Spirit and Fiz, you will draw rocks... IF you get the purple rock, you're out. If you get the white rock, you're safe.
  • OstianWendy: *Grabs rock*
  • SpiritAnimal: *grabs rock*
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: *grabs rock*
  • GhostNoises: *grabs rock*
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  • GhostNoises: *reveals purple rock* and I had an idol too...
  • Jeff: Ash has drawn the purple rock. Need to bring me your torch. Ash, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • GhostNoises: I honestly cannot even...

Episode 04: "I'm Too Popular for This Game"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: Fiz had a plan to throw the challenge and go to rocks, become a strategic g.oddess. Derpy and Mirnish clashed for camera time, and Solar was getting desperate, even hitting on Milk. Spirit's lust for food ultimately cost him the challenge, and it seemed Fiz's plan would work, as the tribes were split with Mirnish, Lego and Fiz against Ash, Derpy and Wendy. After the first vote, it tied, so both Wendy and Lego swapped, causing another tie. The castaways drew rocks, and Ash was eliminated as a result of the purple rock, leaving Wendy and Derpy in the minority, and his idol wasted. Fifteen are left: Who will go home tonight?
  • ~BEAUTY TRIBE~
  • DerpyandDawn: LMAO THAT STUPID BITCH HAD THE IDOL LIKE WHAT EVEN???
  • Mirnish: Did anyone know about this?
  • OstianWendy: Oh me lol
  • SpiritAnimal: u fuckin idiot u could have told us so you didnt risk rocks
  • OstianWendy: Well I'm on the bottom either way, so...
  • Mirnish: But aren't you a bottom?
  • OstianWendy: No comment :~)
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: (CONF) my plan wroked. we loss the chalenge and went to rawks and ash went h0me. i ned derp as meat sheild becuase i am jacklyn shults. 
  • Mirnish: (CONF) Derpy's annoying ass is still here, but I have the numbers so I really don't give a fuck about these putas!
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) am i even playing this game?
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) This tribe is a hot mess without the hot part. I mean Mirnish is sexy but he is such a little bitch like ??? shut up and shove a hotdog down my throat okay i have been eating FUCKING RICE for the past, what, 8 days now? I A M L I V ID.
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) I AM ON THE BOTTOM. LIKE ID BE OK BUT I AM HETEROMANTIC SO I WILL NOT TAKE THIS SHIT. I need MIRNISH gone. I still have Wendy, but I need one more, and I don't know who.... I LOVE YOU ALL, MY FANS. I'M TOO POPULAR FOR THIS GAME.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: *goes off to sleep with a cameraman in the night*
  • DerpyandDawn: *sneaks out of the shelter and follows Fiz*
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: wat do u mean im not kely wiggglesworse? i wil blow u 4 sandwitches mr. camream na
  • DerpyandDawn: Ho mah ghey!
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: wot
  • DerpyandDawn: What are you doing?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: confesing 
  • DerpyandDawn: Listen, we need to talk.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: aboiut?
  • DerpyandDawn: Strategy. I think me you and Wendy need to blindside Mirnish. He is a massive power player in this game.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: yea i saw the tdbb tweeter he is masive
  • DerpyandDawn: So, you should think about it. *shoves him into a tree* HERE I AM READY FOR A CONFESSIONAL AIR THIS CBS AS PART OF MY ICONIC CHARACTER ARC. I WILL INSTITUTE VOTING BLOCS!
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: (CONF) i like manrish but i need 2 make bif mvoes otherwise i mite be goin home. derp is rite. maybe i should #blidnside him.... i am a stargetic g.oddess
  • Mirnish: OMG. Did Derpy and Fiz walk off together?
  • OstianWendy: WITHOUT ME? I'm supposed to be the one sleeping around here!
  • SpiritAnimal: im so fucking hungry
  • Mirnish: shut up
  • SpiritAnimal: omg excuse u bitch what did i ever do 2 u we are aligned knob face???
  • Mirnish: Didn't you say you flipped in the revote?
  • SpiritAnimal: yeah because id go to rocks over your gay ass
  • Mirnish: you're like bi
  • SpiritAnimal: you know what bitch, bi, i am NOT speaking to you
  • OstianWendy: ur hot manrish bb
  • Mirnish: k
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) i honestly can't even with that bitch ??? like so fucking rude trying to call me out when im like his only loyal alliance member bitch eat my entire ass like its mcdonalds ice cream idgaf anymore i will flip if he stirs shit!
  • ~BRAIN TRIBE~
  • Chwiis 2.0: I can't believe I won us the challenge the other day.
  • Blake Megido: You are literally the most useless person our tribe.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Why? Because I'm gay trans poc?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Yeah Blake! That's horrible.
  • Blake Megido: Well I can abuse you since you're cis. Fuck you and your potatoes, Aqua. You legit do nothing around here.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: :O How dare you!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Funny since you're the one who looks like a baked potato, Blake... But that's none of my business.
  • Blake Megido: Shut up, carrot muncher.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: .... 
  • Blake Megido: We have to sleep on the sand because of you.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: oops should be no different to your vag xx
  • Blake Megido: Do you think this is some kind of joke? Are on pot or something?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: YOU KNOW WHAT I DO SO MUCH FOR THIS FUCKING TRIBE HOW DARE YOU!
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Jordan what are you doing help goddess please
  • GalaxyRemixZ: What I should have done ages ago!
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Tbh http://38.media.tumblr.com/94b1d2bb8d5ea1378aa06c2b696b2ec5/tumblr_inline_ngjg60vefC1qgu4rn.gif
  • Chwiis: Where is the typical yassss aqua?
  • XxAquaInfinity: Sammy Samey the good twin.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *throws the pots in the fire* THERE'S THE POTS FOR YOU
  • Blake Megido: YOU HAVE THROWN OUR FOOD, OUR SHELTER AND OUR POTS IN THE SHELTER WHAT'S NEXT?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Your bargain bin weave?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: mmmm burn tumblr_inline_mr2w4gPcS01qz4rgp.gif jordan right now
  • Blake Megido: I honestly can't even. 
  • GalaxyRemixZ: If you fuck with me, you are died.
  • Blake Megido: Where is Dianted?
  • SerenelyChaotic: *in the forest, spears a producer, and drags him off into a cave* (CONF) We have no food and no shelter, so me and my imaginary friend Truffles are dying out here and have resorted to cannibalism. I'm surprised we're still getting interviewed by these cameramen, since I've killed three of them. NO COME BACK DADDY!
  • Chwiis 2.0: Who cares tbh?
  • Blake Megido: That's the smartest thing you've said all season.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Why do you think we're the brains tribe?
  • Blake Megido: By default, since everyone else is stronger and prettier than us... do you really think you're a brain?
  • ~BRAWN TRIBE~
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: *sitting by the beach*
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Yo' Rasp, what's up?
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: We're not friends, don't talk to me!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Hey, what's up? Did you hit puberty and the hormones kicked in and all that stuff so you're confused?
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: Omg I'm only 13!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I'm sorry.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: Do you want my forgiveness?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: yes babe
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: You must 1) Verbally assault Milk 2) Spread rumors about him around camp 3) Publically beg for my forgiveness.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: K kween.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: So what did you want?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I heard Milk has chlamydia!
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Omg no way! What's that? 
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: A new Webkinz coming out...
  • TylerSurvivorFan: That bitch... I want it!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Hi Maria
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hey Mabel
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: So...
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: ;) I love you
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: ily 2 <3 Milk blocked you from WC!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I'm sorry!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Unblock Maria for 2016!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Where is that fat bitch named Solar? What else did he say?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Oh, no he DID NOT! He is going DOWN. 
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I fucking hate you. You're an old dog, and you can't learn new tricks.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Meow
  • DestructiveMilkshake: That's a cat you fucking inbred.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oopsie!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *shoves Maria into fire*
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: (CONF) I have one thing off the list. Hopefully this will lead into a good fight between me and that SKANK.
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in, guys! Getting your first look at the new Beauty tribe... Ash ROCKED OUT at the last tribal council.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: What does that mean?
  • Blake Megido: Meh.
  • Jeff: For today's challenge you will be playing Survivor Sumo out in the ocean! Three people will be on a plank at once. Last standing gets a point for their team. The two teams with the most points at the end of five rounds wins immunity! There will be tiebreakers if necessary!
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: SMALL POTATO ROCK!
  • Jeff: So, who's up first?
  • SpiritAnimal: ME JEFFREY I AM READY TO CUT BITCHES!
  • Chwiis 2.0: I will volunteer to destroy this sexually confused loon.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Jeff: Survivors ready? GO!
  • Chwiis 2.0: Come here, jewboy!
  • SpiritAnimal: I will EAT YOU LIKE GRAVY!
  • Chwiis 2.0: *tackles Lego*
  • SpiritAnimal: harder daddy
  • Chwiis 2.0: um im lesbian trans STOP
  • SpiritAnimal: I AM A CIS WHITE MALE! *kicks him in the throat*
  • Chwiis 2.0: ow wtf
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • SpiritAnimal: FUCK YOU MARIA! *throws a rock at her*
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no! *falls into the water*
  • SpiritAnimal: *shoves Chwiis into the water*
  • Jeff: Beauty leads 1-0-0! Next?
  • Mirnish: Take me on, putas!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: You ever wrestled a ginger in bed?
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: same
  • Jeff: Survivors ready? GO!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *sits on Rasp*
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: *chokes*
  • Mirnish: *tackles Jordan*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *rolls him over and sits on Mirnish*
  • Jeff: Uhhh... I'm gonna' count that as winning. 1-1-0. Who's up next?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ME. I'm gonna win.
  • Blake Megido: Ugh. Do I have to?
  • Jeff: Yes. Beauties?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: wreslte me
  • Jeff: GO!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *Godplays*
  • Jeff: He wins for Brawn!
  • Blake Megido: no fair!
  • Jeff: My show. It's tied 1-1-1! Only two more rounds left!
  • OstianWendy: hi
  • SerenelyChaotic: hi
  • TylerSurvivorFan: hi
  • Jeff: Battle of the borewhores! GO!
  • TylerSurvivorFan: *runs at Wendy*
  • OstianWendy: *knocks Tyler over with his ass*
  • SerenelyChaotic: *chews on Tyler's kneecaps*
  • TylerSurvivorFan: WTF HELP!
  • SerenelyChaotic: *kicks him into the ocean*
  • OstianWendy: bb i can't knock you in....
  • SerenelyChaotic: same :(
  • OstianWendy: *goes to hug Dianted*
  • SerenelyChaotic: *kicks him in the crotch* DIE! *bites his neck and shoves him in the water*
  • Jeff: Brains win! Final round between Beauty and Brawn! Who will go home?
  • DerpyandDawn: OMG it's down to me for this tribe!  I am going to get MY SCREENTIME!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: dead
  • DerpyandDawn: You ready?
  • Jeff: Survivors ready? GO!
  • DerpyandDawn: *tears off Solar's weave*
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: YOU BITCH!
  • DerpyandDawn: Ho mah ghey!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: who tf is calling me? im trying to watch maury!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: And when it comes to 20 year old Blake.... Pary is NOT the father!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Ho mah ghey she is not the father!
  • DerpyandDawn: *wins* I AM NOT WINNER CHALLENGED!
  • Jeff: Derpy wins for Beauties! Brawns, tribal council for you!
  • ~BRAWN TRIBE~
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Wow I was robbed!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You suck, that's it.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Milk, you are an unemployed, uneducated, leech on society and the only thing I would vote to give you is a handful of antidepressants, so nobody has to be subjected to your constant crying anymore. And maybe if you got some, it'd seem a little more sincere when you are crying about your dead social life. You don't deserve the million.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Fuck off.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: (CONF) Only one more thing on the list!
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: Go away!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *drops onto knees* Queen forgive me!
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: K.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Cool.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *walks with Tyler* Solar has to go!
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Yeah, he sucks and is annoying.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: So do you, but true. (CONF) Solar needs to go ASAP. I am done with his shit.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Me you and Maria blindside him, since he's now friends with Rasp?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Sure.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: But what about voting for Rasp? She's floating by and we can't trust her.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I think we should stick with Solar.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: You sure?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Positive.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Okay, I'll talk to Maria.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: hi
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: we can't be seen in public people will suspect us
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Ok
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: vote 4 maria
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: K *Walks up with Tyler* hi
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Hi Milk is a threat.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Yes vote his BITCH ASS OUT.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Ok. *talks to Maria* Hi, what should we do?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hmm
  • TylerSurvivorFan: We can swing to vote out either Milk, Rasp or Solar. 
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes?
  • TylerSurvivorFan: But what is the right move? (CONF) Maria and I have big power in this game, but no one realises that. I am the biggest threat ever!
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Hey bitches. Rasp, you're the only tribe to go to tribal more than once. How do you feel?
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: I'm disappointed since we're much better than that!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I am, I'm the only one who got us a point.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: No one cares.
  • Jeff: Tyler, why are you so bland?
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Shut up.
  • Jeff: Maria, do you think you're safe tonight?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Jeff: Milk, what are you basing your vote off tonight?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I'll be upfront. I'm voting for SOLAR! And if you dumb hoes don't vote for him, he'll flip at the swap, idiots. 
  • Jeff: Solar, how does that feel?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I'm voting for Milk. Fuck his attention seeking ass.
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Solar, you're up.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *voting Milk* Fuck you to hell.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *voting Solar* You're moldy. You've got to go and get a haircut, you look like a clown.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: *voting Maria* Well, this is what we've got to do... Sorry.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: *vote hidden* Sorry, but this is the way I've got to vote. No hard feelings.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *vote hidden* Yes.
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you wanna' play it, now would be the time to do so.............. Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes. First vote...
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  • Raspberry*Nightmare: What?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Whoa #blindside...
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: WTF
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oopsie!
  • Jeff: Rasp, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • Raspberry*Nightmare: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PENIS.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *cries*

Episode 05: "You're More Boring in Person"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: The survivors competed in a sumo challenge which brought out the worst in people. Dianted revealed his cannibalism, and Milk was egotistic. The Brawns lost shockingly in such a physical challenge, and were a mess. Milk wanted Solar out, Solar wanted Milk out, Rasp wanted Maria out and Tyler and Maria used this chaos to blindside Rasp. Fourteen are left... who will go home tonight?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Honestly wtf @ that tribal
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Yeah, what happened? It should have been Solard going.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Bitch I will eat YOU.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Your thighs disagree.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: GRRR!
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Me and Maria thought it would be best to send home Rasp, since she was targeting us. (CONF) #bigmoves pay off. And now I have two meat shields Solar and Milk, so I'm fine the next two votes. 
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Is Joley
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Oh, shut up Maria. No one cares. It's not funny anymore.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oops sorry
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Don't be sorry, queen. MILK I'LL FUCK YOU UP. IT'S ONE THING TO MESS WITH ME, BUT TO MESS WITH MARIA, I WILL GUT YOU.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hi
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I could honestly care less right about now.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Guys, let's just calm down.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Shut up, Tyler. You're a fucking snake in the grass.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: What?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Are you deaf? You're a snake in the grass. (CONF) I can't trust Tyler at all. He said he'd vote Solar, but then he votes out Rasp out of nowhere? I can't stand that puta!
  • ~REWARD CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in guys. Getting your first look at the new Brawn tribe: Rasp voted out at the last tribal council.
  • Mirnish: Is there a swap yet?
  • Jeff: Can you not ruin my show?
  • Mirnish: K.
  • Jeff: You are also getting your last look at the new Brawn tribe, and the Beauty and Brain, since we're switching tribes. Drop your buffs.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Wow. Shocker.
  • Jeff: Fuck you, know it all. If you grab a purple buff, stand on the left. If you grab an orange buff, stand on the right.
  • Blake Megido: Why are you dissolving the brains? Shouldn't it be the Brawns?
  • Jeff: Well, your camp has no shelter, rice and pot, so.....
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *oops*
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: (CONF) FUCK THE BRAWNS. I'M READY TO BE ON MY OWN.
  • Jeff: REVEAL!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *pulls out Beauty buff*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *gets a Beauty buff* Omg, Brawn for life!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: OMG MILK. EEEEE!
  • Chwiis 2.0: Orange, yuck.
  • Blake Megido: God damn it. Same tribe as you.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Wow, transphobia much?
  • Jeff: The new beauty tribe wearing purple is Milk, Aqua, Lego, Mirnish, Fiz, Derpy and Solar.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Only brain... http://24.media.tumblr.com/62db82d31354674b7a43c506c75bde51/tumblr_mpr2beF6HG1qk08n1o1_500.gif
  • Jeff: The new brawn tribe, wearing orange is Wendy, Dianted, Chwiis, Jordan, Maria, Tyler and Blake.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: YASSS!
  • Jeff: Now for reward. The first tribe to guess the correct number between 1-100 wins a feast.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hmm...
  • OstianWendy: 8?
  • Jeff: No.
  • Chwiis 2.0: 69.
  • Jeff: Aye you got it. Head to camp.
  • ~BRAWN TRIBE~
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Hey, welcome to the Brawn tribe, everybody! I hope you all enjoy your camp.
  • Blake Megido: Yikes, you're more boring in person.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: :/
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • OstianWendy: What is it, Maria?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: How recupering brain tribe
  • GalaxyRemixZ: What?
  • TylerSurvivorFan: They got dissolved, Maria.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hmmm Yes
  • SerenelyChaotic: Ugh. Such a queen <3
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I am a queen.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Yes you are. <3
  • Chwiis 2.0: Shut up, whore.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: ;(
  • SerenelyChaotic: *slaps Chwiis* LOOK WHAT YOU MADE HER DO! SHE'S CRYING!
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) y i k e s. I'm the only original Beauty! :( So I'm alone and need to make new friends on this tribe.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *shoves entire turkey wing inside mouth*
  • OstianWendy: wow u can fit a lot in there
  • GalaxyRemixZ: im pretending its u xx
  • OstianWendy: o daddy
  • SerenelyChaotic: pass the salt for my pancakes
  • Blake Megido: Um, what?
  • SerenelyChaotic: PASS THE FUCKING SALT, DADDY.
  • Blake Megido: You need friends. 
  • SerenelyChaotic: You need to pass the damn salt.
  • Chwiis 2.0: All these flavors and you chose to be salty.
  • Blake Megido: Oh my god. SHUT UP.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Can you stop hating me because I'm gay trans poc? It's disgusting, you ace garbage.
  • Blake Megido: That's literally acephobic???
  • Chwiis 2.0: You're so sensitive.
  • Blake Megido: How am I sensitive?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Your emo ass reacts to everything. You're like the blacks.
  • Blake Megido: Okay that is actually racist. What is wrong with you?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: You just proved my point.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Blake, please don't be so sensitive....
  • Blake Megido: But I'm not ??????
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes XD
  • Blake Megido: Thanks for betraying me, Maria.
  • OstianWendy: Lovely family reunion, Jordna.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: You know it. *walks off with Wendy*
  • OstianWendy: I like long romantic walks on the beach, kpop and cock. Wbu?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: same except vagine :~)
  • OstianWendy: DASOM?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: DASOM!
  • OstianWendy: I think we are going to be good friends. I don't have my beauty hoes with me.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: It's fine all the brains hate each other xx. But work with me? K?
  • OstianWendy: Maria? Fake.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Cannot stand her. Do not get the love. Tyler?
  • OstianWendy: Like, yawn. Dianted?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Has his balls dropped yet?
  • OstianWendy: Ugh. <3 Marry me.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) Wendy is the only reason I haven't thrown the feast in the fire. Such a g.oddess <3 But we need four, and I hate everyone, so I don't know who to pick.
  • Blake Megido: *crying*
  • OstianWendy: u ok bab
  • Blake Megido: I want to play FEA i hate this place and these shitty people
  • OstianWendy: omg love me
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Join our aliance and i wont scalp u  xx
  • Blake Megido: i hate you jordan but then i hate everyone else so why not?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: ZOINKS! Let's make the camps alliance!
  • Chwiis 2.0: Maria you sketchy hoe...
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Chwiis 2.0: Join my alliance, k?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Okey
  • TylerSurvivorFan: I will join.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • SerenelyChaotic: okey
  • ~BEAUTY TRIBE~
  • SpiritAnimal: I AM SO FUCKING PISSED. I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FOOD REWARD I WILL LITERALLY EAT SOMEONE.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Ikr? I'm starved.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: No shade but you could lay off the bread a little.
  • DerpyandDawn: OMG MARRY ME. (CONF) The original Beauty have the numbers but screw these putas. I am ready to flip.
  • Mirnish: (CONF) I don't trust Derpy at all. Any chance he'll get to flip, he'll take it.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Lego lose weight. You're annoying AND fat.
  • SpiritAnimal: fuck you milkshake your username is a lie and im thirsty so DIE
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: y didnt we win
  • Mirnish: Idk.
  • XxLucinaFTWxx: i realy want 2 eat meat (CONF) teh swap runined my game. idk what 2 do but make a aliance
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: So what do you want?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Yasss whats going on?
  • XxLucinaFTWxx: let form the xx aliance
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: But you're not an original....
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: ^
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: who care lol
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Ok I'm joining. But Mislkj is not to rjhor jto be joigning!
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Fuck Milk.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: i wuold tbh
  • DerpyandDawn: HO MAH GAWD FIZ IS GONNA DIE WHEN HE HEARS THIS LET ME GET UP IN THIS HOUSE LEMME GET UP IN THIS HOUSER BAYBEH
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: hi
  • DerpyandDawn: i just got off the phone with Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea and she had said she had seen Lego fucking some other lady!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Ho mah gawd no way. Who's that bitch fucking now?
  • DerpyandDawn: Some bitch named Solar.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Who?
  • DerpyandDawn: Some bitch named Solar!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Ho mah gawd excuse u my name is Sola-
  • Mirnish: Are we really going to do this again?
  • DerpyandDawn: Um, sorry I have fans and you don't?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Yasss Derpy drag him http://media.tumblr.com/73ad44ec73076ac8683b2fc257b63765/tumblr_inline_mu9u68GZ3R1sotwim.gif @ Mirnish
  • Mirnish: I hate all you TDBB bitches. Go DIE. 
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  • Mirnish: You're so boring you can't even react yourself.
  • DerpyandDawn: Hunty no shade but you trying to drag is HILARIOUS.
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in guys. Your challenge is to shoot the other team. Last person remaining wins for their tribe.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *shoots Milk*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *shoots Solar*
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *shoots herself* Oopsie
  • Mirnish: *shoots Blake*
  • Chwiis 2.0: *shoots Spirit*
  • Mirnish: *Shoots Chwiis*
  • Mirnish: *channels his inner white boy and shoots everyone*
  • Jeff: BEAUTY WINS.
  • ~BRAWN TRIBE~
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Maria you suck! *throws Samey in the fire*
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Desi
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Bitch, do you want her dead too?
  • Blake Megido: Hey, let's not.
  • SerenelyChaotic: *lifts up feast food, and stuffs paper into pants* (CONF) OMG a clue! How excite! Many idol! Such strategy! No cameraman I will not eat you this time.
  • Blake Megido: So, what's the plan?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: We need a fourth hoe, unfortunately. :/
  • OstianWendy: Well, why don't we pull in someone from camps?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: No Maria gives me grey hairs xx
  • Blake Megido: Better than ginger.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *backhands him*
  • OstianWendy: Are you forgetting Dianted?
  • SerenelyChaotic: hi I'll join you bitches
  • OstianWendy: Thanks.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: hi
  • Chwiis 2.0: So we are voting Blake?
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Yes.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Sure
  • Chwiis 2.0: Let's get SerenelyChronic to vote with us. I need a fellow gay poc.
  • SerenelyChaotic: hi.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Vote Blake
  • SerenelyChaotic: let me ask my parents first *pulls out pancakes* mom can i go? yees thanks. They said yes.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Okay now go away Semen Disposal Unit.
  • Blake Megido: Why is Dianted talking to the others?
  • OstianWendy: Idk... orgy?
  • Blake Megido: Explain Maria then?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Cameraman?
  • Blake Megido: He's a snake in the grass. We can't trust him.
  • SerenelyChaotic: hi what i have superpowers and heard that
  • Blake Megido: Why were you talking to them?
  • SerenelyChaotic: Do you not trust me? Can I not talk to other people?
  • Blake Megido: You're always sucking up to TDBB...
  • SerenelyChaotic: K.
  • Blake Megido: And you're generally annoying and childish....
  • SerenelyChaotic: K
  • Blake Megido: Not to mention extremely problematic.
  • SerenelyChaotic: *bans you* bye im flipping*
  • Blake Megido: FUCK.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: hi
  • Blake Megido: vote TYLER.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hmmm
  • Chwiis 2.0: What do you want Blake?
  • Blake Megido: Vote Tyler. (CONF) My stupid ass just lost that idiotic mess Dianted, and I need anybody I can get onboard because otherwise? I'm going home. Good one, Blake.
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Hi welcome.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Yes XD
  • Jeff: How is this new tribe, Dia?
  • SerenelyChaotic: it stank like blake's legs lol
  • Jeff: Blake, is this accusation true?
  • Blake Megido: Ugh, maybe....
  • SerenelyChaotic: Why are YOU sucking up, huh?
  • Blake Megido: Please... please flip back I'm sorry.
  • SerenelyChaotic: I can't hear you over the sound of being up TDBB's ass.
  • Jeff: Chwiis, does four original brain mean something?
  • Chwiis 2.0: I'm not aligned with half of them anymore so not really, jew.
  • Jeff: Ok. Maria, how are you?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Well
  • Jeff: Wendy, you're the only original Beauty. Scared?
  • OstianWendy: Very, but I think I've meshed in and slept around enough to be part of the gang.
  • Jeff: Jordan, thrown anything new into the fire?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Sammy/Samey in her sleepwear.
  • Jeff: With that, it is time to vote.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Where's my question?
  • Jeff: No time for borewhores. Wendy, you're up.
  • OstianWendy: *writes down Tyler* Blake fucked this up, but, whatever, lol.
  • Blake Megido: *writes down Tyler* I don't think I'm religious, but I'm praying you go home tonight.
  • SerenelyChaotic: *writes down Blake* You're bad at this game, sorry.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: *writes down Blake* hi *camera dies on his voting confessional*
  • Jeff: If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so.... Once the votes are read, the decision is final, person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes... first vote...
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  • Jeff: *flips parchment* Tyler, need to bring me your torch.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: What?
  • Blake Megido: Phew....
  • SerenelyChaotic: But who?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oops XD
  • Jeff: Tyler, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • TylerSurvivorFan: Yes they have...

Episode 06: "I Will Frickin' Cut You"

  • Jeff: Previously on ... Survivor: The two tribes swapt, and stuff happened. Blake shot himself in the foot multiple times, Derpy and Mirnish continued to clash, The Xx alliance was formed and the new Beauty tribe won immunity. Blake's brash personality ultimately cost him an alliance member with Dianted, who flipped, so he begged for votes. At tribal council, everyone was shocked when Tyler was blindsided 4-3, due to Maria flipping. Thirteen are left: Who will be voted out tonight?
  • ~BRAWN TRIBE~
  • SerenelyChaotic: Wow, this is almost as messy as Blake's weave!
  • Blake Megido: Shut up, Dianted. You're like 13. You probably still have lice.
  • SerenelyChaotic: And so what if I do? That means you have them! HA! Score for the kid.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: This is borderline child abuse, Blake. Please stop.
  • Blake Megido: Then I'll abuse your ginger ass since you have no soul.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I thought you were PC! This oppression is disgusting. It's not my fault you can't get laid xx.
  • Blake: I'm
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  • OstianWendy: Um, why are we fighting? Blake you just survived be like, grateful or stuff, idk.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Yeah what Wendy said, bitch.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: cant we al just have sex?
  • Blake Megido: Once again, Dianted's thirteen, and I will not!
  • SerenelyChaotic: Omg stop pulling out the age card!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Blake that is so problematic.
  • Blake Megido: Fuck you, Jordan. I thought we were in an alliance.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Jeez, Feminazi, I'm just riling you up.
  • Blake Megido: I will frickin' cut you.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Bitch try me! *throws fire into the fire* (CONF) The squad roasting Blake is my fave thing since he's an over sensitive biyatch xx
  • Blake Megido: OMG WILL YOU CALM DOWN.
  • Chwiis 2.0: cAN YOU ALL SHUT UP AND LET ME HAVE A TURN? I'VE GONE HOURS WITHOUT SAYING SOMETHING RACIST OR HOMOPHOBIC AND I'M REACHING MY BREAKING POINT, HERE.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Sorry
  • GalaxyRemixZ: You should be sorry. I can smell you from my house.
  • OstianWendy: Whoa, we're not talking about Blake's legs.
  • Blake Megido: Wow rude.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Blake go back to China. Stop hating me because I'm Mongolian. Fuck you racists and your great wall.
  • Blake Megido: I'm Vietnamese...
  • Chwiis 2.0: Oh, Ching Chong, Chong Ching, all the damn samn.
  • Blake Megido: You know what? I'm not going to bother. (CONF) I really wish I was voted out.
  • SerenelyChaotic: *slips off* (CONF) I need that idol, mhm.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I love you Derpy.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Jesus you are so thirsty. Stop Maria. It's not cute. Your vag has more cobwebs than my attic.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oopsie!
  • SerenelyChaotic: *looks under tribe shelter* Ok *pulls out idol*
  • Chwiis 2.0: And you know what? Jew's shouldn't be allowed to vote.
  • OstianWendy: Why are you hitler?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Have you seen their mustaches? They are twins.
  • Chwiis 2.0: Can you stop body shaming me? Disgusting. I come out as gay trans poc and you all do this.
  • Blake Megido: You can't come out as POC...
  • Chwiis 2.0: I thought you weren't going to bother...
  • Blake Megido: I swear I'm going to jump in the fire.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Do you need any help with that?
  • OstianWendy: me
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I can't stand this bitch.
  • SerenelyChaotic: (CONF) Did just snatch an idol like it's Blake's flea infested weave in front of anyone without them noticing... lol. What even.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Okay so since annoying Blake lost the fun... I'd like to make an announcement.
  • OstianWendy: ur gay? :o
  • SerenelyChaotic: ur straight? :o
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I am going vegetarian! *eats a cabbage*
  • Blake Megido: ok
  • OstianWendy: but ur a total meat lover ;)
  • GalaxyRemixZ: ikr
  • ~BEAUTY TRIBE~
  • Mirnish: Hello.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: ...
  • Mirnish: WTF? (CONF) This morning I woke up and Fiz's hand wasn't in my pants. This is the first time in like, 13 days. Something fishy is going on. I think I might be going home the next time we lose.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: *wakes up, hand in Milk's pants*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *sleep talking* oh yes mrs. tractor i am a very HETEROSEXUAL male.... mmmm those gays won't bother us tonight.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: huh this sisnt manrish
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *wakes up* AAAAAAAAAAAAA *dives into fire* MUST CLEANSE SELF... AM STRAIGHT... AAAAAAA. I AM SUING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
  • SpiritAnimal: Let's be honest. That's the most action you've ever gotten in your life.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *rolls in sand, having a mental breakdown*
  • Mirnish: This is why I'm heterophobic.
  • DerpyandDawn: Milk you are such a SLEAZE.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: 200_s.gif
  • DestructiveMilkshake: AQUA FUCK YOU AND YOUR RANDOM ASS GIFS.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: wow rude
  • DestructiveMilkshake: STOP TRYING TO BE RELEVANT. IT'S SO SAD, TRANSPARENT AND ANNOYING.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Whatever, Expired Milkshake.
  • SpiritAnimal: fuck, stop saying his name. I'm thirsty af
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: thirsty bitch
  • SpiritAnimal: *eats charcoal* ugh where did the rice go
  • Mirnish: Didn't your fat ass eat the entire bag?
  • SpiritAnimal: um I am SKINNY
  • Mirnish: Sure.
  • DerpyandDawn: Oh. My. GOD.
  • SpiritAnimal: what
  • DerpyandDawn: I just realised how long I've gone without attention seeking and getting a scene!
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Two minutes?
  • DerpyandDawn: EXACTLY. I AM OFFENDED.
  • Mirnish: Cool.
  • DerpyandDawn: Don't cool me, you ugly whore. (CONF) I am causing drama for screentime. Who needs a million dollars when you like, can have a thousand twitter followers for all this beef?
  • Mirnish: UGLY? YOU CAN'T EVEN SHOW YOUR FACE.
  • DerpyandDawn: At least I don't upload dick pics on a children show's twitter...
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: tbf hes masive
  • DerpyandDawn: Um, irregardless. Not to mention, that scarf is SO last season.
  • Mirnish: Oh don't you dare get all fashion police on me bitch you heteromantic whore!
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: no offence mirnish but shut up
  • DestructiveMilkshake: for once I agree with Aqueer
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: stop feeding the little troll attention, Manrish.
  • Mirnish: FUCK YOU ALL. (CONF) YUP I AM ON THE BOTTOM, AND NOT EVEN IN A GOOD WAY. I need to find an idol, but I don't have a clue... but I could always make a fake one.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: lol
  • Mirnish: *walks off*
  • SpiritAnimal: Where's he going?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Probably crossing the border.
  • Mirnish: *trying to make fake idol*
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: go follow anti-feminist blogs, pig @ milk
  • DestructiveMilkshake: stop trying to be cute its sad, mabelpinkiepiestyle
  • DerpyandDawn: OMG I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY! CLOP WITH ME!
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: will blow 4 screentiem
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in guys. Getting your first look at the new Brawn tribe: Tyler voted out at the last tribal council.
  • Mirnish: *yawns* Who?
  • Jeff: For today's challenge you will be competing for individual immunity since both tribes are going to tribal council. Last person who can stand on one foot wins.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: is it just me or are these challenges really tacky
  • Jeff: It's just your ginger weave.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: SCALPED.
  • Jeff: Survivors ready? GO!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *falls over because FAT*
  • OstianWendy: *trips* AASJKL. *lands on Jordan*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: o hello
  • OstianWendy: scream kpop lyrics into my ear, daddy
  • GalaxyRemixZ: oppa gangnam style
  • OstianWendy: mmm Dasom
  • SerenelyChaotic: *tries to balance, but trips* I'VE MCFALLEN.
  • Chwiis 2.0: *falls because gay*
  • Blake Megido: Can you not use retired memes since you're a boring bitch?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: oops XD
  • Blake Megido: screaming its down to us two already
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: yes
  • Blake Megido: help me
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I can help
  • Blake Megido: no i meant nvm
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Is Joley
  • Blake Megido: stop
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never
  • Blake Megido: die
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oopsie
  • Blake Megido: Do you always recycle lines
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Desi
  • Blake Megido: try harder
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Ingles is recupering
  • Blake Megido: *Faints*
  • Jeff: Maria wins individual immunity for the Brawns. Meanwhile, all the beauties are still in.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *trips over Lego's chins*
  • SpiritAnimal: *trips over own chins* FUCK I COULD HAVE EATEN THAT NECKLACE
  • Jeff: no what why
  • SpiritAnimal: bitch dont question me
  • Jeff: We are down to 5. Mirnish, Aqua, Derpy, Fiz and Milk.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I have been working out. I will win. *flexes* u see this biceps? I got muscle compared to all you anti-social sluts
  • Mirnish: muscle doesnt jiggle
  • DestructiveMilkshake: you're just salty I blindsided you
  • Mirnish: die bitch *falls* FUCK
  • Jeff: Manrish is out.
  • DerpyandDawn: i saw Fiz in the back alley bobbing for apples and lemme tell it was not halloween and that was NOT an apple it was a man's penis!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ho mah ghey!
  • DerpyandDawn: oh i know and he just kept bobbin and bobbin and bobbin because he a stupid bubble wobble head he wasnt even choking or gagging on it or nothing and there is nothing that i hate more than a man with a very little dick
  • DestructiveMilkshake: my number one rule is if i can reach the base, get that dick out my face
  • DerpyandDawn: there are two things in life i dont want to break and that is a sweat and nail but idgaf if you break my jaw bahbey
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Milk aren't you straight...
  • DestructiveMilkshake: aren't you a twink...
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: *runs off crying*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *runs off crying*
  • Jeff: We are down to Fiz and Derpy for immunity.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: i wil win
  • DerpyandDawn: if you step down ill blow you
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: I am bisexual homorantic
  • DerpyandDawn: step down bitch
  • XxLucinaFTWxx: ok
  • Jeff: Derpy wins, also safe with Maria!
  • ~BRAWN TRIBE~
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes XD
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Congratulations Maria. You've finally achieved something in your slutty, pathetic life.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Thanks
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Np
  • OstianWendy: So what do we do?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Vote out either Dianted or Chwiis.
  • Blake Megido: But they're both such good options.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Well we could send your hipster scene ass to ponderosa.
  • Blake Megido: Fine let's vote out Dianted.
  • OstianWendy: But we need a fourth? ?? ? ? 
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I nominate my thighs
  • OstianWendy: So it is solved.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Can we trust Ma luissahHOEmail.com
  • OstianWendy: her box smells like moldy chicken nuggets
  • Blake Megido: Gross. But sure
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Blake Megido: Vote Dianted
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Okey
  • SerenelyChaotic: What do we do?
  • Chwiis 2.0: idk bitch
  • SerenelyChaotic: We could try Blake again?
  • Chwiis 2.0: Can you not oppress me? And stop being so racially ambigious. It confuses me. Sexually.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Ok daddy
  • Chwiis 2.0: Stop. I'm more granddaddy to you.
  • SerenelyChaotic: mmm
  • Chwiis 2.0: Makes me feel more wise, old and racist.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Hot. Maria vote Blake.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Okey
  • SerenelyChaotic: Do you know who Blake's voting?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hmmm....
  • SerenelyChaotic: Well?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Dianted
  • SerenelyChaotic: PANCAKES XD
  • Blake Megido: So what did you want to talk about?
  • SerenelyChaotic: why are you voting me?
  • Blake Megido: why doesnt humanity erupt into another world war which turns nuclear and we all bomb eachother and die?
  • SerenelyChaotic: true
  • Blake Megido: Fine ill vote Chwiis
  • SerenelyChaotic: who knows....
  • GalaxyRemixZ: omg i think a felt a kick... Wendy, I'm pregnant with ur child.
  • OstianWendy: Omg <3 lets name them Dasom <3
  • GalaxyRemixZ: it will be a hawttie kween
  • Chwiis 2.0: or ur just fat
  • Blake Megido: isnt that kick an entire chicken wing
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Go to hell for ruining my beautiful moment.
  • ~BEAUTY TRIBE~
  • Mirnish: (CONF) *shoves fake idol* I might be raised in a third world country but I am as artistic as I am a flaming homosexual.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: hi Mirnish
  • Mirnish: *drops idol* whoops
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: CALLING ALL XX'S! MEETING ASAP!
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: *meets him in the jungle* so r we gona bang
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I said it was a meeting?
  • XxLucinaFTWxx: so did they in the prono i watched
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Oh dear
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48le5NQLP1r9413r.gif
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: who do we vote?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: Manrish
  • XxLucinaFTWxx: K
  • DerpyandDawn: hi
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: we've decided to vote Mirnish
  • DerpyandDawn: ok (CONF) I was told this LAST! I am on the bottom! And I am a 17 year old popular who is too busy and famous to be on the bottom! I need to play to win.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: O Mirnish has an idol
  • XxLucinaFTWxx: slpit the votes
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Hmm... The three Xx's vote Mirnish, and Derpy and Spirit vote Milk, and Milk can vote whoever. 
  • SpiritAnimal: *eats machete* i have a problem. help me.
  • Mirnish: *walking with Derpy* bitch you know I can't stand you right
  • DerpyandDawn: that idol is faker than my weave but you need me.
  • Mirnish: what do you want?
  • DerpyandDawn: *tells him who's voting who* But I'll flip with you to vote like, Aqua. Then we flip Fiz and get Milk's vote, and boom. Aqua goes home 4-2-1.
  • Mirnish: But why do you want to work with me?
  • DerpyandDawn: Attention mostly.
  • Mirnish: K.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: hi
  • Derpy: vote aqua
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: (CONF) i am hear to play 2 win. i can make big move and #blintside aqua or i can be safe and voet mirnish. who knows want a blowjob cemraman
  • ~BEAUTY TRIBAL~
  • Jeff: Hi. Fiz, does the language barrier put a target on your back?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: no it just gimick
  • Jeff: Derpy, how does it feel to have immunity?
  • DerpyandDawn: Great since it makes me happy to please all my friends and fans!
  • Jeff: So like, three people. Milk, why are you such a dick?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: It's called strategy.
  • Jeff: Solar, are you completely useless?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: aye lmoa
  • Jeff: Mirnish, do you think you are targeted for posting dick pics which makes you a threat?
  • Mirnish: I know I'm being targeted, but who knows, this Third World Puta might have a little trick up his sleeve.
  • Jeff: Aqua what does that mean.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: idc. Watchu gonna' do girl?
  • Jeff: Lego, has the starvation set in yet?
  • SpiritAnimal: *eating his toenails* not really
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Mirnish, you're up.
  • Mirnish: *votes Aqua* No puta, what YOU gonna' do, girl?
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: *votes Manrish* All part of the plan, queen.
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you wanna play it, now would be the time to do so. Once the votes are read the decision is final, person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes. First vote.
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  • Mirnish: *folds arms*
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  • DestructiveMilkshake: Fuck all you homosexuals.
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  • Jeff: Sixth person voted out.... Aqua. Need to bring me your torch.
  • XxAquaInfinityxX: SCREAMS
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Did Aqua vote for himself?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: lol
  • Jeff: Aqua, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • ~BRAWN TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Okay my botox is running out so hurry up. Wendy, what's your plan tonight?
  • OstianWendy: To vote someone out.
  • Jeff: Jordan, for all the fire incidents, is there a target on your back?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: If there is, it's probably a racist reason like being ginger or something.
  • Jeff: Chwiis, does racism put a target on your back?
  • Chwiis 2.0: I can't be racist... I'm POC!
  • Jeff: Maria, congratulations on winning immunity.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Thank you
  • Jeff: Serene, do you think you're going home.
  • SerenelyChaotic: No. I know I won't be going home tonight.
  • Jeff: Blake, wbu?
  • Blake Megido: Probably....
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Chwiis, you're up.
  • Chwiis 2.0: *votes Blake* Die you ugly asian cockroach. No racism intended.
  • Blake Megido: *votes Chwiis* Will you just leave?
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you wanna play it, now would be the time to do so. Once the votes are read the decision is final, person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes. First vote...
  • SerenelyChaotic: *crosses fingers*
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  • Chwiis 2.0: But... you need trans representation! Racist! All of you!

Episode 07: "I Am Queen of This Tribe"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: Mirnish knew he was on the bottom, and constructed a fake idol as a plan to scare the tribe. The squad roasted Blake, and Jordan came out as a vegan. At the challenge, it was revealed both tribes would go to tribal council, and Maria and Derpy won immunity. The Brawn tribe had it easy, with the majority deciding to vote off Chwiis, but the Beauty split the votes, only for Derpy and Fiz to flip, sending Aqua home. Eleven are left. Who will be voted out tonight?
  • ~BEAUTY TRIBE~
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: What the fuck just happened? (CONF) I am PISSED. The alliance was BETRAYED! FIZ FLIPPED, AND SO DID EITHER SPIRIT OR DERPY AND I'M GONNA FREAK OUT. I trusted these tmotje rtficikrs and this happens?
  • DerpyandDawn: #bigmoves #votingblocs #getderpyscreentime (CONF) So the plan worked out perfectly! I hate Mirnish, but, now I have his trust. Who needs to quit wikia for college when I'm about to win a million dollars?
  • Mirnish: Get over it. Debbie Downer.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Ugh, I'm going to stab someone. (CONF) As SOON as the merge hits, I am a free agent. I am flipping on these hoes!
  • SpiritAnimal: Where is the merge? I need a fucking feast. 
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Can you explain how your fat ass has gained weight despite the fact that we're starving?
  • SpiritAnimal: Idk... bamboo has a lot of calories? Get fucked.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: fat peple disgust me
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I hit the gym every day, so uh, ladies, here's the Milkman at your door.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I hope you never get laid.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: (CONF) i hav prety much made the merge ik it happening lol 
  • ~BRAWN TRIBE~
  • Blake Megido: So, Dianted, voted for me again? (CONF) These bitches really think I'm going to go home that easily? Honey, you've got a big storm coming.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Sorry, I'm too far up TDBB's ass I've been blinded.
  • Blake Megido: Are you still going to be petty over an argument that happened days ago?
  • SerenelyChaotic: Are you ever going to be taken off life support?
  • Blake Megido: ...
  • SerenelyChaotic: Besides, I have all the friends in the world! *pulls out pancake* Yes Mr. Flapjack, you are one of them.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *tackles Dianted* GIVE ME THE FOOD YOU LITTLE TWIRP.
  • SerenelyChaotic: (CONF) A little birdy told me/Maria that they were voting Chwiis, so I made the bold move of not playing my idol. Now I still have it. ICONIC.
  • OstianWendy: So, since the fake gay is gone, can we finally have that fivesome I've been drooling over?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: You are thirsty af, hunty.
  • Blake Megido: I'm-
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Your gag isn't funny anymore.
  • Blake Megido: Bitch neither is your throwing things into the fire.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I WILL SIT ON YOU.
  • Blake Megido: You wouldn't-
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *jumps on Blake*
  • OstianWendy: omg MEDEVAC!
  • SerenelyChaotic: true
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD (CONF) Hi Desi I love you ;)
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) This tribe is sooo messy. Like I love all these hoes and would bang them all ngl but so much fighting. YIKES.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) That china man is getting on mah' last nerves! Blake is okay, but he's so annoying like die. Wendy is all I need.
  • ~BEAUTY TRIBE~
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: TREEMAIL!
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: ur teirbe has
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Bitch let an English speaking person read it. Your tribes have merged. Grab your stuff and head to the Brawn camp.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: ok
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: (CONF) I am so glad the merge has come. I can't trusjkdh any e fo threse stupid castaways. It is time for #ChaosSolar
  • ~BRAWN TRIBE~
  • Blake Megido: Why is there a boat coming here? 
  • SerenelyChaotic: HOLY FUCK ITS THE KOREANS! *dives under shelter*
  • OstianWendy: DASOM!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: DASOM!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: how recupering chat
  • Blake Megido: Oh. It's clearly a merge. (CONF) I am not looking forward to the merge. That's just more idiots targeting me, and I know if I don't win immunity, I'm going home. It's simple.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *shoves Jordan* I am the queen of this tribe
  • GalaxyRemixZ: the fuck *throws Milk in the fire*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: SCREAMING
  • SerenelyChaotic: hi...
  • DestructiveMilkshake: POST DUBBO RESULTS! (CONF) I am glad to be at the merge. As if I wouldn't make it. Now it's time for me to cause chaos everywhere, sleuth by and win the title of Sole Survivor.
  • SpiritAnimal: HOLY CANNOLI FOOD AT THIS TRIBE! *dives for the bag of rice*
  • Blake Megido: oh no you dont bitch how are you even a beauty
  • SpiritAnimal: INNER BEAUTY. 
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Where is the feast lol
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) The merge has finally set in, but I can't just be a merge boot! So, I need to form an alliance, and as much as I can't STAND these putas, I need it or I could be going home.
  • Mirnish: what do you want
  • DerpyandDawn: So, beauty alumni! We need to make the Beauty alliance!
  • OstianWendy: hot
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: 5some?
  • SpiritAnimal: you fucking moron theres only 5 of us that isnt a majority
  • DerpyandDawn: I was getting into that you obnoxious attention seeker. Clearly we need one person to flip, and does anyone have any ties?
  • Mirnish: I can tie a noose around Solar's neck.
  • OstianWendy: Me and Jordan have bonded a lot.
  • DerpyandDawn: THEN GO GET HIS FAT ASS.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You really shouldn't have alliance meetings in the ocean where we can see you.
  • DerpyandDawn: join the alliance
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Fuck the others so sure.
  • ~ANOTHER ALLIANCE MEETING~
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Why have you gathered us?
  • Blake Megido: Yeah, why?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: WE NEED TO COMBAT THE BEAUTY ALLIANCE! (CONF) Obviously they're making one. I saw them in the ocean like, totally obvious.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ok im in
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: So us two tribes, Brain and Brawn, must stick together and its 6-5.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: But Wendy? ??  ? ? ? ?   ?  ? ? 
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Get his ass to flip?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: K
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) So it's Beauty vs. the world, and I can choose whichever alliance I see fit. I am in a position of power, and I'm loving it. 
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: so ur wit us?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: yes
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: *puts arm around Milk* go aliance!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: OH MY FUCKING GOD SEXUAL HARASSMENT I AM NOT GAY SCREAMING AH GAY COOTIES! *dives into the fire* only my tractor will love me
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: (CONF) i hate homophones
  • SerenelyChaotic: *in the wild, holding a spear* Aye! *throws it, thinking he's nailed an animal* (CONF) So I am going out to hunt for this tribe, since we need to eat since Lego ate all the rice! I can't share my pancake supply, so....
  • Cameraman: *falls to the ground*
  • SerenelyChaotic: Oh no! *checks to see if anybody's looking, and starts to cut up the body*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Where is Dianted?
  • SerenelyChaotic: *comes back, with a platter full of meat* IM FEEDING YOU ALL.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I'm vegan you insensitive, prebubescent twat, how fucking dare you. *throws it into the fire*
  • SerenelyChaotic: Bitch I will cut you!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: You're like 12. Control your homones, whore.
  • SerenelyChaotic: (CONF) I AM LIVID!
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) This is why I hate white people.
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in, Farrah tribe. Ready to get to individual immunity? 
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: No
  • Jeff: You must hold this ball on this plate. Last standing wins. You drop your out.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Sounds easy to keep it up.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Probably since you'll never know the feeling of having your balls drop.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (shade)
  • Jeff: GO!
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: *drops* oops (CONF) my stargety is 2 be chalenge flop like #ageofjeremy
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *drops* Oh no!
  • SpiritAnimal: *eats the ball*
  • Jeff: Lego, Maria and Fiz are out. We are down to eight.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *trips over thighs* fuck
  • OstianWendy: *falls to impress Jordan* oh no! what a coincidence I've landed on top of you!
  • Jeff: Now six.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *drops* I can't even.
  • Blake Megido: you all suck
  • Mirnish: *drops*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *drops* fucking tractor thoughts throwing me off...
  • Jeff: It's down to Blake, Derpy and Dianted.
  • SerenelyChaotic: lol look how long I've gone without my ball dropping
  • Jeff: Make it balls, since we're adding another ball.
  • DerpyandDawn: NO I'M HETEROMANTIC I CAN'T! *drops ball dramatically since he's attention seeking*
  • Jeff: We're down to two.
  • SerenelyChaotic: *voice deepens* I can do this! *balls drop*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: OMG FINALLY!
  • SerenelyChaotic: *grows a chest hair* wow
  • Jeff: And Dianted finally dropped his balls! Blake wins immunity.
  • Blake Megido: Eat shit, bitches.
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Ugh, Blake won. We can't vote him out.
  • Blake Megido: I'm in your alliance ??? (CONF) Thank god I won. I can't trust anyone out here. Now seeing them all scramble will be delicious.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *walks off with Wendy*
  • OstianWendy: Which side do we chose?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Idk it's so hard. Blake is annoying.
  • OstianWendy: Omg ikr? And so sensitive. But then Lego is trash too...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: And Derpy. YIKES. Maria? A hoe.
  • OstianWendy: A fake hoe. She probably speaks perfect English and is floating by. But Mirnish? Nice nudes....
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Incredibly untrustworthy...  irrelevant...
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *walks in* Hi what's going on...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Speaking of irrelevant...
  • OstianWendy: We're deciding which way to vote.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Whatever you choose, I'm going with.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) This is such a hard decision, but I must do what's right for Jordan's game... oh, and mine too.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Hmm...
  • OstianWendy: Let's go with anti-beauty.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Ok. I'm just doing the opposite so bye. I'm voting with them.
  • ~BEAUTY MEETING~ 
  • Mirnish: Where are Jordan and Wendy?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: they fliped
  • DestructiveMilkshake: It's true they did.
  • DerpyandDawn: Oh no!
  • Mirnish: You've got to be kidding me. What do we do now?
  • SpiritAnimal: Eat.
  • Mirnish: Ugh... (CONF) Our plans are totally screwed. And now I'm probably going home. But that won't stop me from trying to stay alive.
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) I really don't mind if Mirnish goes home. One screenhog down!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: hi
  • Blake Megido: hi
  • Mirnish: FLIP AND VOTE OUT _____
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Welcome. Mirnish, five original beauty. Is that powerful?
  • Mirnish: It's no secret there was a beauty alliance. WAS. And I know I'm on the bottom, but you know, you idiots need to realise you can't go to the end with Wendy or Jordan.
  • Jeff: Jordan, how does that feel?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Mexican is just mad I'm straight and ginger but get more dick than him.
  • Jeff: Wendy is this true?
  • OstianWendy: Absolutely.
  • Jeff: Solar, how do you feel about the merge?
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: It's great since I was blindsided last tribal, and now I have so much more opportunriorjtuties to slay hoheejs!
  • Jeff: And learn to spell. Fiz, how's your gimmick going?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: Yes XD
  • Jeff: Maria will you sue him for copyright?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hmmm
  • Jeff: ????
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I vote Total Drama Yoshi
  • Jeff: K. Lego, how much weight have you lost since you got here?
  • SpiritAnimal: -20 pounds.
  • Jeff: Fatty. Blake, do you like immunity?
  • Blake Megido: It's okay. It'll get me a bunch of tumblr followers.
  • Jeff: Dianted, why was the last person our missing cameraman filmed was you?
  • SerenelyChaotic: Coincidental.
  • Jeff: K.
  • SerenelyChaotic: I only eat pancakes!
  • Jeff: Milk, why are you a flop?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Because I'm one of the few straights in this LGBT wave.
  • Jeff: Derpy, how much attention do you seek?
  • DerpyandDawn: Yes XD
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Mirnish, you're up.
  • Mirnish: *votes down name* Just part of the plan. Praying it works...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *writes down name* Forget you. Go home. Goodbye.
  • Jeff: I'll tally the votes. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so....
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  • Mirnish: Thank you....
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: WTF?
  • Blake Megido: Who flipped?
  • OstianWendy: Wasn't me...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Me neither...
  • SerenelyChaotic: Don't look at me!
  • Blake Megido: Maria?
  • SerenelyChaotic: Mischief...
  • Blake Megido: #MischiefMaria...
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oopsie
  • Jeff: Solar, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: I loved you, Maria.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never

Episode 08: "I'll Fight Fire With Fire"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: The tribes merged, and many took it upon themselves to change their position in the game. Solar flipped, and lead the charge to team up the Brains and Brawns tribe against the Beauty tribe. Milk, Wendy and Jordan flip flopped, and ultimately, the Beauties found themselves outnumbered 6-5. At tribal council, everyone was shocked when Solar was blindsided, due to Maria flipping. Ten are left. Who will go home tonight?
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • SpiritAnimal: lmao that tribal council was some gud shit lol fuck you hoes
  • Mirnish: Damn, I did not see that coming, but boy am I happy. Fuck your hetero alliance. 
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You're still a stupid bitch, but good job Maria.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Mirnish: (CONF) I saw my name written down 5 times and I was absolutely certain I was going home. Then that final vote for Solar was revealed and I was like damn lmao stupid bitch bye felicia! I am now running this game.
  • OstianWendy: jinkies
  • GalaxyRemixZ: lol flipping was dumb. can we rejoin?
  • OstianWendy: ill sleep with you if you let us come back. (CONF) That was shocking to say the least. I didn't think Maria had the free will to make decisions on her own, but lol rip me.
  • Mirnish: Eat my ass
  • DerpyandDawn: sorry only populars allowed + Milk
  • DestructiveMilkshake: stfu derpy my dick is probably longer than your fanbase
  • DerpyandDawn: You're just jealous.
  • Mirnish: Can you straights shut the fuck up? I'm extremely heterophobic. Derpy, stop lying to yourself and Milk your tractor is over there.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *screams at Maria* fuck you traitor whore
  • DerpyandDawn: My wife has a name.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I love you Donny
  • DerpyandDawn: Love you too, g.oddess.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: <3
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I'm sorry it's just that when I say your name it auto-corrects to whore. PS: Buy Outlast for 2.99 on Kindle.
  • OstianWendy: f.ierce <333333333333333333
  • DerpyandDawn: bitch do I look like I can read?
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) This tribe is so messy, but I'm the bottom. So long as they keep fighting and I win immunity, I'm all good.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Anyway, Maria is getting blocked from WC.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;(
  • DerpyandDawn: You monster! *slaps Jordan* You made her cry!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) Do I feel bad for making Maria cry? No. I don't give a fuck about social game here, all you hoes are dumb crackers and I lowkey hope you all die. But I will NOT take your shit.
  • OstianWendy: oh no u didnt!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *throws Derpy's weave in the fire* bitch
  • DerpyandDawn: OMG DADDY NO :( *cries* (CONF) Losing that weave was my lowest moment. That thing was everything to me. I will take that ox down!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: If you fuck with me you are died. Just because I'm vegan doesn't mean my bones are glass.
  • OstianWendy: But his penis is....
  • GalaxyRemixZ: ................. 
  • OstianWendy: ............
  • GalaxyRemixZ: This is why I use a clip on.
  • Blake Megido: Thank God I'm asexual.
  • SpiritAnimal: wait wasnt ur ugly ass a vegetarian?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: wasnt ur ugly ass an irrelevant and should stick to getting no lines at all?
  • SpiritAnimal: fuck u im gonna go eat my feelings *runs off crying*
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: so are we gona kep fiting or will a dady fuck me
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I can help
  • DerpyandDawn: Slut don't you dare!
  • Blake Megido: Okay can we not slut shame around here? You're all so disgusting. (CONF) Did I mention that I hate everyone? Because I do.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Where is my tractor?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: were is dinteD? (CONF) my stargety is 2 pagong the minorites i no its unoriginal but 3ageofjermy
  • SerenelyChaotic: *in a cave, playing with pancakes as dolls* What, Mr. Syrup? You're having an affair with Ms. Whipped Cream? BUT YOUR FAMILY! (CONF) I was in the minority and I've gone crazy! From puberty, to starvation, to blindsides, I can't take this anymore. At least I have one friend in the game. *pulls out idol and kisses it*  i hate everyone they are literal pubes
  • Blake Megido: Who cares? It's Dianted. Milk let's talk.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) I am in control of this game!
  • Blake Megido: why did u flip
  • DestructiveMilkshake: So I could vote the opposite of the gay Jordan.
  • Blake Megido: But he's straight???
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Oh... I just ruined my game for nothing.
  • Blake Megido: So are you going to flip back?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: no i aint no snitch
  • Blake Megido: FML (CONF) I am the only person on my alliance playing the game. Jordan and Wendy are off finger blasting each other, and Dianted? Who knows... why do I have to be such a good player its honestly disgusting. I'm too good for this game.
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) I'm so thirsty I'm going to drink my own piss.
  • SerenelyChaotic: good morning my lovelies
  • GalaxyRemixZ: You're like 12.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: good morning dianted
  • SerenelyChaotic: Thank you, traitor. 
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • Blake Megido: Wendy, you haven't done anything in a while. Can you go and get the water boiled?
  • OstianWendy: ugh but im lazy
  • Blake Megido: IDC. I hate everyone else sooooo
  • GalaxyRemixZ: bitch if you want it done then why dont u do it
  • Blake Megido: bcuz ive been busting my ass all season and yall have done nothing?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: you don't boss my butt buddy around like that, gothy. 
  • Blake Megido: gross im asexual
  • GalaxyRemixZ: r u gay for pay
  • Blake Megido: What no just go fucking boil the water
  • GalaxyRemixZ: or what
  • Blake Megido: idk I'll vote you off
  • GalaxyRemixZ: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH ME, A LARGE AND IN CHARGE GINGERINA!
  • Blake Megido: if you hit me you'll get disqualified.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Then I'll fight fire with fire, MINGE! *throws cameraman into the fire*
  • SerenelyChaotic: don't take him out yet. I prefer my meat well done.
  • Mirnish: That's a person...
  • SerenelyChaotic: Wtf do y'all think I've been feeding you? (CONF) what is going on with this tribe honestly.
  • Mirnish: (CONF) Watching these idiots self destruct is so funny. 
  • Blake Megido: you're a monster!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: And you're single.
  • OstianWendy: *slaps Jordan's asses*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) Blake is my alliance member, but if you fuck with me you are died. No exceptions, sorry babe xx
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) What is wrong with this idiot? Honestly... I hate everyone so much. Have I told you that? Because I do...
  • DestructiveMilkshake: this drama is giving me wrinkles
  • DerpyandDawn: it's ok *puts hands on Milk's shoulder*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: you're heteromantic so ill let that pass
  • Mirnish: God I hate straights.
  • SerenelyChaotic: (CONF) This is why no one will flip to us. These idiots are idiots! I'm like, 13 and more mature than them! GARGH! Awesomesauce XD!
  • Blake Megido: Grr.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Blake, could you please be more nice?
  • Blake Megido: fuck you just because you finally hit puberty doesnt mean you can mother me
  • SerenelyChaotic: drink me and pretend im breastfeeding
  • Blake Megido: what... ur so immature. go away.
  • SerenelyChaotic: you're so shallow and take out your low self esteem on us to help you feel better. go away.
  • Blake Megido: ... Whatever.
  • SerenelyChaotic: im demoting you BYE!
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: (CONF) all this fighting stupid bcuz i dont get screntime! :( 
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) I want to start shit I'm bored.
  • Mirnish: Hi Derpy
  • DerpyandDawn: *throws Mirnish into the fire*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: That's my gimmick, bitch.
  • SpiritAnimal: I'm hungry.
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in guys! For today's challenge you have to throw a rock at three tiles. First to get it wins immunity and reward.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: wat reward
  • Jeff: Idol clue
  • DerpyandDawn: ok
  • Fernanda: *throws rock at tile* (1)
  • Fernanda: *throws rock at tile* (2)
  • Fernanda: *lanza roca en baldosas* (3)
  • Jeff: what Maria wins.
  • ~FARRAH CAMP~
  • DerpyandDawn: Congratulations, my bae. Now Black has no immunity.
  • Blake Megido: Fuck you, Ryan wannabe.
  • DerpyandDawn: at least im not a fat goth
  • SerenelyChaotic: Let's not bring the race card into this.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: That's Blake's job.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I honestly hope I get voted out tonight because I cannot stand carrying this alliance on my back. I need a spa day. 
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *reads idol clue* Yes XD (CONF) Idol Desi <3
  • OstianWendy: bae we're screwed :( 
  • GalaxyRemixZ: True but they're gonna vote Blake anyway. He's the reason no one will align with us so...
  • OstianWendy: but... what if one of us goes... and this is the last time we see each other...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: what do u mean...
  • OstianWendy: C-can we make the moment special?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: No homo?
  • OstianWendy: Kiss me....
  • GalaxyRemixZ: O-okay... :) No homo x 2
  • OstianWendy: *leans in for kiss*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *locks lips with Wendy*
  • OstianWendy: *vomits into his mouth* mmm
  • GalaxyRemixZ: WTF *vomits*
  • OstianWendy: What's wrong xx???
  • GalaxyRemixZ: YOU JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH. 
  • OstianWendy: Uhhh... vegan alternative?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KISS?
  • OstianWendy: It's my first time... it's like how the mama' bird regurgitates to its young, right?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: honey no
  • Mirnish: mmm hot
  • SpiritAnimal: im hungry
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *Screams* GAYS! *jumps into fire* MUST CLEANSE SELF.
  • SerenelyChaotic: *takes photo of their kiss and makes it his wikia avatar* nice.
  • Blake Megido: So, who do we vote?
  • SerenelyChaotic: Does it really matter? (CONF) I have an idol but I don't want to play it unless I have to!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I can't stand that puta Manrish.
  • OstianWendy: Fiz is such a try hard.
  • Blake Megido: Well, once you've decided, tell me. (CONF) I'm praying for a miracle this tribal council. Legit I'm going home, but who knows?
  • Mirnish: Who do we vote off?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • DestructiveMilkshae: stupid bitch
  • DerpyandDawn: Lovely insight Maria. Milk, stop being jealous since you aren't the center of attention, k?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Can we blindside her? It'll still be 5-4.
  • Mirnish: Bitch shut up.
  • SpiritAnimal: Blake.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: ^
  • Mirnish: Maria do you like Blake?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: No
  • Mirnish: So it's settled.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Everybody and their mom is voting out Blake.
  • DerpyandDawn: Which is the problem. If everybody thinks we're voting Blake, he's more likely to have an idol played on him...
  • Mirnish: So...?? Speak up, hetero.
  • DerpyandDawn: We vote out like Wendy or Dianted. They're less likely to have idols.
  • Mirnish: Wow you said something smart. 
  • DerpyandDawn: Besides, we can take out Blake l8r. Not like he's gonna' immunity beast. He's goth.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: i identftiy as goth...
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You're not funny.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: (CONF) tyring to get scrntime is hard work :( i just have 2 be a power botom and i can do tis
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~ 
  • Jeff: Hello, sup bitches? Now bringing in the first member of our jury, Solar voted out at the last tribal council.
  • Solar: *comes in with head shaved, crying, flipping off everybody*
  • Blake Megido: Can you at least be professional for once in your life, Jeff?
  • SerenelyChaotic: Like you of all people know what a life is.
  • Blake Megido: Shut up.
  • Jeff: Okay, Blake. You're not immune today. Scared?
  • Blake Megido: Um sure. Everyone's voting me, so....
  • Jeff: Mirnish, is this true?
  • Mirnish: Blake's a major target. While I can't confirm I'm voting for him, everybody would be correct in thinking he's a major target.
  • Jeff: Fiz, what do you think will happen?
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: a #blindside
  • Blake Megido: It's not going to be a blindside, I'm expecting it.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: k
  • SerenelyChaotic: ...
  • Jeff: Dianted, why are you linked with several disappearances on this island.
  • SerenelyChaotic: lol puberty?
  • Jeff: Good enough for me. Derpy, are you worried?
  • DerpyandDawn: Worrying I'm not getting enough screentime? Sure.
  • Jeff: Milk, there's only two brawn left. RIP?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Actually, there's one brawn left and one fake puta.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I am Brawn XD
  • Jeff: So, does that mean you're the fake puta?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: fuck you maria
  • DerpyandDawn: OMG SCALP HIM QUEEN.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I now tolerate Maria.
  • Jeff: Jordan, what does barf taste like?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Fuck you.
  • Jeff: Wendy, where did you learn how to kiss?
  • OstianWendy: Nature documentaries.
  • Jeff: Deep.
  • OstianWendy: u know it ;)
  • Jeff: Maria, congratulations on immunity. This is twice.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: uno dos
  • Jeff: tres?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: no
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I watch Dora the Explorer too.
  • Jeff: With that, it is time to vote. Maria, you're up.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *writes name* Sorry
  • DerpyandDawn: *writes down name* #sticktotheplan
  • Blake Megido: *writes name* Ugh, praying it's not me.
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes.
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  • SerenelyChaotic: You know what, Jeff?
  • Mirnish: *glares at Dianted*
  • SpiritAnimal: *gasps*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: No way...
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • SerenelyChaotic: I'm not ready to go home tonight. *hands him the idol*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Yas queen!
  • Blake Megido: This is my favourite moment!
  • DerpyandDawn: Wow.
  • Jeff: This...
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  • Blake Megido: I'm still going home...
  • Mirnish: ........
  • Jeff: First vote...
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  • SerenelyChaotic: HA DIE BITCHEs!
  • OstianWendy: *hugs Dianted*
  • SerenelyChaotic: don't vomit
  • Mirnish: Fuck... I'm going home.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: love you bae
  • Jeff: Dianted. Does not count.
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  • DestructiveMilkshake: Nice plan, Derpy... 
  • DerpyandDawn: *Rolls eyes*
  • Jeff: Dianted does not count. Still zero votes for anybody.
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  • Mirnish: ?????
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: r u joken
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  • Jeff: Fiz, need to bring me your torch.
  • SerenelyChaotic: I can't believe it.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: At least it was the gay...
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: Um, bisexual homoromantic...
  • Mirnish: *wipes sweat* It's still 5-4.
  • Blake Megido: There's a long way to go.
  • Jeff: Fiz, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.

Episode 09: "I Honestly Cannot Even Right Now"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: Following the blindside of Solar, Wendy, Jordan, Dianted and Blake found themselves on the bottom, however, their constant in-fighting put an even further wedge between them and the opposing alliance. Maria won her second individual immunity this season, and Blake believed he was going home. However, Derpy suggested they vote out someone who would be less obvious in case an idol was played, and suggested on Dianted. However, at tribal, Dianted picked up that he was likely to be targeted, and played his idol, blindsiding Fiz, and getting closer to closing the gap between the two alliances. Nine are left. Who will go home tonight?
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Mirnish: Oh boy. (CONF) Tribal council was NOT what I was planning. Dianted played the idol, and I lost a close ally with Fiz. But we still have the numbers advantage, so I need to keep my head up, stay strong, and hope these bitches don't try anything else.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Thought Blake was the target :~)
  • Blake Megido: Nice going, idiots.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Ew, don't make me agree with you.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: HA, suck my ginger tits.
  • OstianWendy: With pleasure.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Don't kiss me again. >.> (CONF) I'm honestly SCREAMING. The stupid 13 year old managed to idol out a threat in the game. Wait... did I just consider Fiz a threat? I must be high or something.
  • OstianWendy: :(
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Why don't we celebrate with tofu dogs? It's a vegan meal on me.
  • Blake Megido: No because we don't lie to ourselves.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Fuck you. *throws water bottles in the shelter* Stay thirsty, bitch.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Maybe Blake would have gone home had someone stuck to the plan, and not last minute ruined things. >~>
  • DerpyandDawn: Yeah, Lego!
  • SpiritAnimal: *stops eating sand* bitch WHAT (CONF) That fucker has the audacity to even jokingly accuse me? Like bitch we are all starving, annoying, sad bitches out here and if you fuck with me I will cut you. No questions asked. 
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I'm talking about you, Derpy. (CONF) Things were simple. We had a plan. Derpy trying to get attention by orchestrating something else ruined our plan, and we lost a gay alliance member. I'm sick of his SHIT. Aligning with him gives me grey hairs!
  • DerpyandDawn: Sorry for being strategic?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You probably made us vote Dianted knowing he had an idol, because you're sabotaging us.
  • SerenelyChaotic: That's exactly what happened! Burn the witch!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never
  • DerpyandDawn: You are just talking shit!
  • Mirnish: But what if Milk's right? You just sold us out like that like we're what to you?
  • DerpyandDawn: Hookers.
  • Mirnish: Shut up.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Derpy, you are a traitorous skank, and I hope the Survivor Gods give you karma.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I love you, Donny.
  • DerpyandDawn: *sniffling* I l-love you too... *runs off crying* 
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Coward. He's probably too popular for this show so he decided to quit. (CONF) Maybe I was too harsh, but do I look like the kind to give a fuck? We still whoop in the south.
  • Blake Megido: Uh... is someone gonna' go check on him?
  • SpiritAnimal: Um bitch threw my name out in the open, so he can die!
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) *laughing* ME? CRYING? Ha, as if! I'm just playing this up for the cameras. Milk's a stupid little bitch, and if he thinks he can call out QUEEN DERPY and falsely accuse me of sabotaging our alliance, then he can go die. Who knows? I have my options open, and if he wants to keep bitching, I could flip. I am NOBODY'S PAWN!
  • Mirnish: "Queen Derpy" of the losers can go cry me a fucking river. If he can dish it but not take it, he is absolutely pathetic.
  • Blake Megido: He's in your alliance?
  • Mirnish: I do not baby my minions.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Minions? Bitch I MADE you.
  • Mirnish: Shut up, Debb Eaton.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: GRRR!
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I hate Derpy, but he could be the deciding factor in my game. If his alliance keeps being abusive and disgusting, that could give me good leverage to get him to flip to us.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: So you wanna fuck?
  • OstianWendy: I'M READY.
  • SerenelyChaotic: please im only 13 and im still in the shelter think of the children
  • GalaxyRemixZ: i am.
  • SerenelyChaotic: :( (CONF) I made such an iconic move and nobody cares. I am very frustrated, but oh well. These losers should know not to mess with me by now! 
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) So, we're down to the final nine, and that means stuff. Idk what I'm saying I just want attention.
  • Blake Megido: *Walks across beach* Derpy?
  • DerpyandDawn: *crouched down, crying*
  • Blake Megido: *mutters* Fuck my life.. *walks over to him* Hey, uh, buddy o' pal.
  • DerpyandDawn: I'm feeling really deceived by Milk. *sobs*
  • Blake Megido: I'm asexual, but there there. *puts arm around him*
  • DerpyandDawn: Thanks... I can't believe my ALLIANCE would just SELL ME OUT falsefully like that... I like aligning with people who CARE about me. 
  • Blake Megido: There's always options. (CONF) My goal is to plant the seed. Let him know that we're always open if they're just being twats. I hope it works, because otherwise I'm next.
  • DerpyandDawn: Thanks for being here.
  • Blake Megido: Yeah, your alliance didn't give a shit about you.
  • DerpyandDawn: Wow, rude. (CONF) Wow so he believed my FAKE TEARS. This is definitely getting aired, and I couldn't be more excited to finally be RELEVANT AGAIN!
  • SerenelyChaotic: *Falls out of shelter, crying* 
  • Mirnish: What are you looking at, kid?
  • SerenelyChaotic: (CONF) I'm extremely underestimated in this game. Yes I like pancakes and can be very immature, but I'm 13 and have been an underdog this entire game, and pulled out an idol. If I can do well in Survivor, I can do well in anything. *sniffles*
  • SerenelyChaotic: *walks down the beach, having an intense montage of him and the weather changing, along with winner edit* (CONF) Ever since TF left my life, I've been a mess... just knowing that he'd be proud keeps me going. I... I don't know if he'll ever come back. It's all just wishful thinking... but as long as he knows... as long as he knows I care about him, I'm happy. I'm going to win this thing. For him. For us. 
  • SpiritAnimal: *legitimately eating his torch* i need therapy
  • Mirnish: And weight loss. (CONF) I'm running this game so easily it's not even funny. Yes, there's been a few bumps and what not, but these putas can eat my ass! Why didn't those morons vote for me last tribal council? Oh wait, I'm just TOO GOOD at the game.
  • SpiritAnimal: I have HAD IT with you and Milk's abuse and snarky comments. Like I'm annoying, but wtf did I ever do to you bitches? I've been nothing but nice-
  • Mirnish: Do you remember eating the entire bag of rice?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *rolls eyes* Attention seeker.
  • OstianWendy: Oink oink, spot the ATTENTION hog.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Lego, no one cares, okay?
  • SpiritAnimal: I made one mistake! Gosh, let me live. *sniffles* I'm going to go eat my feelings! *kicks a seagull, crying* (CONF) Fuck everyone. I'm done with all of this abuse! I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) First Derpy, then Dianted and now Lego. Why are they all getting winners edits? Where the hell is MINE? I'm done. SO done.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Ready for round too?
  • OstianWendy: i can fit an entire butter stick in my mouth
  • GalaxyRemixZ: and it went down. I'M VEGAN, YOU FUCK STICK. *storms off*
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) Dang it, now I have to sleep with someone else.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Literally how have we let that power couple slip by for so long?
  • OstianWendy: *shrugs* Magic.
  • Mirnish: Good point. Why did you flip?
  • OstianWendy: i am allergic to whores.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Do you swell up when you look in the mirror.
  • OstianWendy: SCREAMING. 
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) I'm not gay, but Wendy's pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having a bromance with him out of the show. We can get married, but I'll have to say no homo first. 
  • SerenelyChaotic: *murders an innocent cameraman*
  • Ma luissahhtomail.com: *reads clue again* XD
  • SerenelyChaotic: what are you doing in the forest Maria
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Well *walks off, and finds the idol* (CONF) Thanks Desi
  • SerenelyChaotic: Ok. 
  • Blake Megido: So Derpy, how are you feeling today?
  • DerpyandDawn: I would like to report that I am here and queer!
  • Blake Megido: ok
  • DerpyandDawn: Heteromantic, of course! Don't hit on me.
  • Blake: I've literally said a million times I'm asexual.
  • DerpyandDawn: Oh, true. And you're a fat goth so who'd actually make a move.
  • Blake Megido: I'm skinny... (CONF) I would throat punch that attention seeking twat, but I need him for numbers. Gosh, I'm  so fake. But who cares? It's a game. 
  • DerpyandDawn: So, I'm feeling good. (CONF) I love being in a position of power, but I still have no idea which way I'm going to swing. We'll see what happens at immunity. I just want Milk GONE.
  • Mirnish: (CONF) I don't trust Derpy. He's been talking to the others more often, and that's bullshit. I might have to cut him loose sooner than I expected.
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in, guys! Ready to get to your challenge? It's actually an auction. And immunity is in one of the covered items. You bid in 20 dollar increments and you have 500 dollars! 
  • Mirnish: I swear to god, I've had enough luck with auctions and final nines.
  • Jeff: First item up for grabs... *pulls out tray* Chicken wings!
  • SpiritAnimal: $20! NO ONE IS GETTING BETWEEN ME AND CHICKEN WINGS.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: $100 :!~)
  • SpiritAnimal: Fuck you bitch you just want it cuz the grease is orange like your hair $200
  • GalaxyRemixZ: $400 C.unt
  • SpiritAnimal: OMG FUCK $500.
  • Jeff: Lego gets 'em, and uses all his money.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: You're so stupid.
  • SpiritAnimal: IDGAF I GOT CHICKEN WINGS BITCH BET YOU FEEL SILLY NOW.
  • Jeff: Next item... STEAK AND RIBS!
  • SpiritAnimal: $500
  • Jeff: You spent all your money before.
  • SpiritAnimal: [expletive deleted] x 200290
  • Jeff: Okay anybody going to bed.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: $20.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: $40
  • GalaxyRemixZ: $60
  • DestructiveMilkshake: $80
  • Jeff: Milk wins! Next item... Cookies and Milk!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: $400
  • DestructiveMilkshake: $420
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Aye
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Aye
  • Jeff: Milk uses the rest of his money, and gets it.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Stop being gamebots, bitches! B I D
  • Jeff: And I know what you're holding off on... because under this cookie is the immunity necklace Milk gets it!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: AYE!
  • Jeff: This next item will remain covered.
  • OstianWendy: $500!
  • Jeff: Wendy gets it. 
  • OstianWendy: yas it better be like a [expletive deleted]
  • Jeff: Okay I will NOT uncensor that, you animal. You got a....
  • OstianWendy: SCREAMS
  • Jeff: Bowl of rice!
  • OstianWendy: i am going to cry
  • GalaxyRemixZ: nice job 
  • Jeff: Next up... an advantage in this game!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Hi $500
  • Mirnish: $500
  • DerpyandDawn: $500
  • Blake Megido: $500
  • SerenelyChaotic: $500
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Jeff: Okay, you six will draw rocks for this... If you have the purple rock, you get it. REVEAL!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: HAHAH I GOT IT GO SHOVE THEM ROCKS UP YOUR ANUS BITCHES!
  • Jeff: You get this... Open it in private!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: K!
  • Jeff: Next item... DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER!
  • SerenelyChaotic: $100
  • Jeff: YES! Hotdog...
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes $600
  • Jeff: Final advantage............................................
  • Mirnish: $500.
  • Jeff: Okay Mirnish you get it. Open it in private. We are done bye go back to camp.
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I'm the queen! (CONF) So I won immunity, and beat out all these shitty gamebots. Go Milk <3 I AM IN CONTROL!
  • Mirnish: (CONF) So, I head back to camp and open it, and I've received a double vote! Things are getting so much better for me.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Shut up, bitch. Immunity is mine.
  • Mirnish: Hi majority meeting ASAP! Who do we vote?
  • SpiritAnimal: I say we vote that THOT Jordan for making me miss out on steak
  • DestructiveMilkshake: But your fat ass legit got 10000 chicken wings.
  • SpiritAnimal: Do you think that was enough I've been STARVING!
  • Mirnish: So, should we stick to Blake?
  • DerpyandDawn: Sure.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Wow, you're not going to change our vote and screw us over again?
  • DerpyandDawn: FUCK YOU MILK CULPEPPER. (CONF) Ugh, I am SO  PISSED. If Milk didn't win, I'd be all over WC's dick and voting out Milk, but since it's not an option yet, I'm not so sure what to do.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Mirnish: Okay shut up. We vote Blake.
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) *crying* I just wanted as much meat as possible. This is too emotional for me like I honestly CANNOT EVEN right now!
  • OstianWendy: So daddy what did you get?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Daddy? You just killed it. Idk if i want to tell
  • OstianWendy: shut up we always do this
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I like vagine sory! gwen's pubes XD *opens up*
  • OstianWendy: what is it bb
  • GalaxyRemixZ: A clue to a special idol.
  • OstianWendy: HOT
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) If I find the "special idol" i am invincible! I can throw things in the fire without ANY consequences. But I don't have it now, so we need a gameplan.
  • Blake Megido: Hi who do we vote?
  • SerenelyChaotic: idk lol
  • OstianWendy: Does it even matter? We're fucked.
  • Blake Megido: Not necessarily. (CONF) I might be able to flip Derpy. It's going to be hard, but I do ALL of the work in this al hard, but I do ALL of the work in this alliance, so I'm used to it.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: So who do we vote, pube breath?
  • Blake Megido: I say Mirnish. It'd be wrong not to. Final 9, auction he wins an advantage... tradition, man.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Well, he's not going. It's 5-4.
  • Blake Megido: I might be able to swing Derpy.
  • OstianWendy: Go do it, queen.
  • DerpyandDawn: *getting tan*
  • Blake Megido: Hi
  • DerpyandDawn: Don't interrupt me unless it's important. I'll have you know I'm VERY popular.
  • Blake Megido: We need to talk game.
  • DerpyandDawn: Yeah, idk if I want to flip since I can't vote out Milk.
  • Blake Megido: Wouldn't voting out Mirnish be delicious? Final 9... auction... you know what I'm talking about.
  • DerpyandDawn: True, but it's not the same as seeing Milk go home.
  • Blake Megido: True, but the look on his face when his closest ally is blindsided? Wouldn't that be worth it?
  • DerpyandDawn: I'll think about it. (CONF) I still have two big options, and I don't know what to do. Which one will get me more attention? Which one will get me closer to the million? It's all so HARD being POPULAR!
  • OstianWendy: Did it work?
  • SerenelyChaotic: If it didn't I'm feeding your parents your liver.
  • Blake Megido: I don't know.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: No certainty?
  • Blake Megido: I didn't say it would.
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Now bringing in the members of our jury. Solar and Fiz voted out at the last tribal council.
  • XxLucinaFTWxX: *twerks*
  • Jeff: Milk, how does it feel to win immunity?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: That's very subjective.
  • Jeff: Mirnish, how are you recupering after last tribal?
  • Mirnish: It was a shock, but it's still 5-4, so... We're good.
  • Jeff: Spirit, are you confident your alliance has the numbers?
  • SpiritAnimal: I am. Anybody who flips isn't getting our jury votes.
  • DerpyandDawn: *looks around, nervously*
  • Jeff: Derpy, what is your winner's edit looking like?
  • DerpyandDawn: Winner-y?
  • Jeff: Blake, do you think you will get votes?
  • Blake Megido: sure
  • Jeff: Jordan, are you that ginger kid singing Unwritten in that vine I saw?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: xx
  • Jeff: Wendy, what's your strategy?
  • OstianWendy: kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *slaps him* NO, WE ARE NOT WEEBS, WE ARE KPOP FANS!
  • Jeff: Who am I forgetting to ask... idc...
  • SerenelyChaotic: :( 
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Jeff: How could I forget. Ily Maria <3
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: <3 I love you Jeffrey Probst.
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Spirit, you're up.
  • SpiritAnimal: *writes down Blake* I hate emos.
  • Blake Megido: *writes down Mirnish* I'm praying this works. Go home, goodbye.
  • DerpyandDawn: *writes down name* LOL
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so.
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  • Jeff: Mirnish, need to bring me your torch.
  • Mirnish: You putas are messy... GDI.
  • SpiritAnimal: Wow....
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Derpy, I will cut you.
  • DerpyandDawn: Oops! 
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *laughs*
  • Jeff: Mirnish, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.

Episode 10: "I've Got a Trick Up My Sleeve"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: After the idol play, Derpy's alliance abused him, believing him to be playing for the other alliance. He wanted to flip and blindside Milk, but after Milk won immunity, he was second guessing himself. We had the auction, and Mirnish won a double vote, and Jordan got a clue to the special idol. At tribal council, Derpy flipped, blindsiding Mirnish at the final 9 after the auction. Eight are left. Who will go home tonight?
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • DestructiveMilkshake: As a wise man once said... flippers NEVER win. (CONF) I'm furious. Derpy obviously flipped since he weren't pampering his annoying ass, and now I'm in the minority? You've GOT to be kidding me. This absolute garbage!
  • DerpyandDawn: Oops! Guess I was playing for the other alliance. Your fault.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: My fault? It's not my fault you're a total wimp.
  • DerpyandDawn: Sure, that's one way to get yourself the numbers again. 
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Have fun not getting a single jury vote.
  • DerpyandDawn: Have fun not being popular. (CONF) So I decided to flip and blindside Mirnish, and it's so delicious! Milk might still be here, but seeing him scramble and complain is worth it.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oops
  • DerpyandDawn: I should have kept you in the loop Maria. I'm sorry.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes XD
  • DerpyandDawn: You're so innocent and pure. <3 (CONF) I am in control of this game. I'd like to thank all my fans and followers for supporting me! I will win this for you all!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Expired Milkshake, don't take it out on Derpy that you can't play a good social game to save your life. :~)
  • SpiritAnimal: bitch dont steal MY nickname
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Oh please. What have you done this game other than ride Wendy's coattails?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: At least I can find myself in the majority.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: As a goat, maybe.
  • OstianWendy: Omg shut up you literally know nothing.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Wendy actually having the balls to say something? Awfully protective of your slave, aren't you? (CONF) If I want to stay in this game, I need to stir up trouble and make everyone doubt each other. If I can pull that off, I can sleuth on by. Or I could just win immunity, but this is cooler.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Yas kween go awf!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Wendy, you go to the final three, and I'll give you my jury vote 100% because you can control these bitches without even having breasts.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) Milk is tacky and irrelevant! I can't stand that puta! At least Mirnish is gone. Just three more bitches to go. Expired Milkshake, SpiritCrapimal and a fake ass puta who couldn't speak a coherent sentence to save her life. Her vocabulary needs recupering. 
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) Milk is such a drama queen! Ugh, I hate shit talking people but he's getting on my final nerves. If he wants to cause drama, then good on him. He's done it...
  • SpiritAnimal: So are we going to fight over unnecessary shit or is someone going to boil this fucking rice?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Wendy, aren't you going to tell one of us to do it? You basically have this entire tribe wrapped around your finger.
  • OstianWendy: Excuse me?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Your legs are basically welfare.
  • Blake Megido: OH SHIT.
  • OstianWendy: Why are you being so rude?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Can't handle the truth? Gonna' go get your ginger shield to go off at me or something because you're incapable of anything yourself?
  • OstianWendy: F-
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Kween may I?
  • OstianWendy: Ugh, don't give him the satisfaction of being right.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Am I really the only one with enough brains to see through all these bitches? 
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) Milk is exposing the power couple, and as annoying as that anti-sjw menenist is... he's right. How come we've let Jordan and Wendy come so far?
  • SpiritAnimal: idgaf honestly i just want a cheeseburger and some hot dudes to sandwich me
  • OstianWendy: Same.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Might as well get Jordan and Wendy to. Wendy's a total whore, and Jordan will do anything to impress his stupid little friend.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Fuck off, literally. I am not in the mood for your shit.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no! Sorry
  • DerpyandDawn: *hugs Maria* Shhh... it's okay my baby.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Do you think anyone cares if you're in the mood? You are such an attention seeker it's not even funny. Especially you're whole vegan and throwing things in the fire routine.
  • DerpyandDawn: And I'm the only attention seeker around here!
  • OstianWendy: And your big call out session isn't a cry for attention?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: FUCK I WILL THROW THIS BITCH IN THE FIRE *Grabs Milk, trying to force his face into the fire*
  • OstianWendy: *drags Jordan away* Honey don't. It's not worth getting arrested for this.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You're a horrible person. And that's pretty fucking shitty coming from someone like me.
  • Blake Megido: Yeah. If Milk of all people calls someone horrible, it's kind of telling.
  • OstianWendy: Who's side are you on? *sniffles* 
  • Blake Megido: Hey, I'm just staying neutral.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: So you're too much of a pussy to stand up for your alliance? 
  • OstianWendy: ...  (CONF) I lost all my faith in Blake today. Milk is just reaming us for no reason, and Blake's too caught up in playing the game to be a real person... and help his friends. Do we mean nothing to him?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) Ugh. I am so pissed. Who the fuck do any of these bitches think they are? 
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I feel bad for Jordan and Wendy, but let's not act like they treat me like shit for no reason. Don't dish what you can't take.
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) This fighting is so.... UGLY. I mean look at their faces. Milk looks like a hillbilly, Jordan is literally hitler and Wendy... okay he's hot but yikes. Why aren't I relevant in this?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) I said some pretty harsh things, and I feel guilty... NOT. Fuck you all. I'm on the bottom already, so I'm going out with a bang.
  • OstianWendy: Milk, you're just a horrible, horrible person. *crying* How can you be so rude?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Oh please, like you aren't the fakest, clique-iest bitch on the planet. God hates ugly, and I'm exposing ugly to him.
  • SpiritAnimal: mmm so how about that rice? It was a bit soggy but if you put a little crab in the broth, tastes great.
  • DerpyandDawn: bitch shut up I'm watching this
  • SpiritAnimal: fuck u (CONF) This fighting is horrible. It's garbage, and I can't stand it. I hate all of these bitches and don't care seeing them get hurt, but there are lines and these putas crossed it.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Jordan, Wendy, your power trip is up. 
  • SpiritAnimal: CAN ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING HORRIBLE AND PETTY AND ATTENTION SEEKERS. LET ME EAT MY GOD DAMN RICE IN PEACE.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Yeah Wendy. Why do you have to be such trash?
  • OstianWendy: Blake...? 
  • Blake Megido: *whistles*
  • OstianWendy: *runs off crying*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Wendy, wait!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Yes, be his lapdog and go run after him.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: It's called being human. Maybe you should learn it. *runs off after him*
  • Blake Megido: Milk, you went way too far. You disgust me.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Bystanders are just as bad, if not, worse.
  • SpiritAnimal: how about that rice
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) Milk Sims II is disgusting. Ugh. But he's not going to get jury votes ever because of that. That's good enough for me.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I love you Wendy
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Are you stupid? Wendy already ran off since he can't handle the heat.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) I've never been laid into like that for no apparent reason. I don't know what I did wrong... I thought Milk was a somewhat decent person, and it sucks... and it sucks to have no one stand up for you. *crying* No one did a thing... and that cuts deep... Are the friendships I made here all for nought? 
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) I am ready to fucking cut bitches. Milk, you are going down.
  • OstianWendy: *sitting in woods* I just can't believe it... What did we ever do?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *puts arm around him* Hey, it's okay Wendy. It's over now.
  • OstianWendy: *hugs him* I can't... I can't show my face around them monsters again.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *looks Wendy in the eyes* We don't need them. We have each other, and that's all that matters right?
  • OstianWendy: I suppose... *sniffles* But I feel so betrayed.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: At least we know who our real friends are.
  • OstianWendy: This game... it's just too much. It's emotionally draining. It's physically draining... I want out.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Wait... do you want to quit?
  • OstianWendy: Yes. I've put up with all this drama and pain and torture for so long, and I can't stay out here anymore.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Please... I need you.
  • OstianWendy: *sniffles* But I can't just leave you here.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Wendy, queen, you are strong and a fighter. Quitting isn't the Wendy I know. Don't give them twats the satisfaction of seeing you leave. Don't make things easy. Be a fighter, I know you can, xx.
  • OstianWendy: Y-you think so?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Wendy, you are one of the nicest and most caring souls I know, but extra fierce. You don't just sit there and take shit. Don't let them win.
  • OstianWendy: But... I just can't.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Don't just stay in here for me. Do it for yourself. Give yourself the confidence to keep fighting.
  • OstianWendy: Y-you really think I can?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I will support you all the way I can. That's what friends are for.
  • OstianWendy: Jordan... thank you. Just, thank you for being there. 
  • GalaxyRemixZ: It's no problem. 
  • OstianWendy: I think... I think I can do it.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: So you'll stay?
  • OstianWendy: Sure... but, we're doomed. We're out next.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Not so fast, babe. *pulls out clue from pocket* I've got a trick up my sleeve. 
  • OstianWendy: What is it? An idol clue?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: A special one. Let's look around for it. 
  • OstianWendy: Okay <3
  • Blake Megido: So... now what?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: They'll be back. Don't pity them, it's not worth it.
  • Blake Megido: They're my friends... and I let them down because I care more about this stupid game than I do for others... *sighs*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Whoops, don't care.
  • DerpyandDawn: Milk you're disgusting.
  • SpiritAnimal: ^ You truly are horrible. (CONF) I'm done with Milk. I know I could easily take his stupid ass to the end and win unanimously, but he doesn't even deserve to be a goat. 
  • OstianWendy: *digging through a tree* Come on...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Where tf u at? *digging*
  • OstianWendy: Hey, I think I found something...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: omg bae I hope you did...
  • OstianWendy: *pulls something out* OMG. (CONF) I found it. *reads it* This is the idol with special powers. It can last be used at the final 5. Unlike a regular idol, you play it after the votes have been read and if you are voted out, it will negate all votes against you. However, you cannot give it to anyone else.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Ugh queen <3
  • OstianWendy: Here, it's your clue. Take the idol. You're the better player.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: No, the rules say you can't give it to me. Besides, you have a better shot at winning than me anyway.
  • OstianWendy: *hugs Jordan* We are going to make it to the finale together...
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Jesus please help us out...
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) Everybody on the tribe still hates Milk, but I think we've all realised how powerful Jordan and Wendy are. We at least need to split them up as soon as possible, then we can take out Milk. Letting them get any further is dangerous, and having BOTH of them hogging my screentime? I will not allow it.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) I hope Wendy's idol works and shakes them bitches up. I just need to win immunity. 
  • OstianWendy: Jordan if I win, I'm giving you the necklace.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: ilysm <3
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in, guys! Today you will be playing Bermuda Triangles. You must balance on these triangular platforms in the ocean. Every ten minutes, you will move up a level, making things more and more difficult. Ready? Set? GO!
  • SpiritAnimal: *wobbles* fuck
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Are your chins making it hard to balance?
  • SpiritAnimal: wow nice social game you got going there
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Who cares? I'm on the bottom anyway.
  • SpiritAnimal: dont act like your ass isnt going to get dragged to the end like a total goat.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: We'll see about that.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *struggles to balance*
  • Jeff: Alright, you all made it through the first round! Now, you have 30 seconds to transition. Keep in mind, this challenge is live, so if you fall, you are out.
  • OstianWendy: *transitions safely*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *same*
  • Blake Megido: *same*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *same*
  • SpiritAnimal: aaaa *falls*
  • Jeff: And Spirit is the first out!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *wobbles, and falls off*
  • Jeff: Followed by Jordan! Everybody else made the transition.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Fuck.
  • OstianWendy: Don't worry, I'm winning this for the both of us.
  • DerpyandDawn: *wobbles, and almost falls off*
  • Jeff: Derpy with movement, but stays strong.
  • DerpyandDawn: Can't disappoint my fans xx
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Too late.
  • DerpyandDawn: You know what? I am *looks at Milk, throwing him off and falls*
  • Jeff: And Derpy's out! We're down to five! And the wind is picking up...
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no! *falls off*
  • Jeff: And four! Time's up, it's time for the next transition.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *transitions fine*
  • SerenelyChaotic: *makes the transition*
  • OstianWendy: *almost slips, but makes the transition*
  • Jeff: This platform is the thinnest.
  • Blake Megido: *slips*
  • Jeff: We're down to three... *Tens minutes elapses* They're still going strong. 
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *wobbles, but regains balance*
  • Jeff: A big gust of wind almost knocks Milk over!
  • SerenelyChaotic: *falls* frick
  • Jeff: And we're down to two. Wendy and Milk.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Come on, babe! You've got this...
  • Jeff: The wind is picking up! Anyone could fall at any minute....
  • OstianWendy: *wobbles*
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  • DestructiveMilkshake: #joeanglim
  • SpiritAnimal: No, not even close. *rolls eyes*
  • OstianWendy: *muttering expletives, sniffling*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: It's okay. You did your best, and I'm happy for you.
  • OstianWendy: And my best wasn't good enough... it never is.
  • Jeff: Wendy, why are you so emotional?
  • OstianWendy: I promised Jordan I'd win this for him... I stayed in the game partly because of him... and I've failed him.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *wipes tear* Wendy, you're the best friend I could have ever asked for. You've hardly failed me at all...
  • OstianWendy: Are you sure?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Trust me, it's not over yet.
  • Jeff: Milk has a 1/7 shot at winning this game. The rest of you, one of you will be voted out and become the fourth member of our jury.
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • SpiritAnimal: congrats expired milkshake
  • DestructiveMilkshake: thanks (CONF) Ah, the tears of all these bitter bitches gives me life. I know they all wanted me to lose, but guess what? I'm here!
  • GalaxyRemixZ: (CONF) I'm going home tonight. I know it. But it's not over yet, I might be able to pull something out of the bag... I fucking hate Milk so much, but I have to resist throwing something in the fire.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *gathers everyone but Jordan and Wendy* So, we vote one of them out tonight?
  • DerpyandDawn: Sure. But we've got to split the votes in case one of them has you know what.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: True, we don't want ANOTHER Dianted situation.
  • SerenelyChaotic: ...
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I'm dragging Derpy, not you.
  • DerpyandDawn: Wow ok
  • SpiritAnimal: Milk can you go five fucking seconds without being a horrible person? (CONF) God, aligning with Milk is so hard, but I'm practically forced to since he has immunity.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Me, Derpy and Lego will vote Wendy, Dianted, Maria and Blake vote Jordan?
  • Blake Megido: Who goes in the re-vote?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Idgaf.
  • SpiritAnimal: Wendy is the bigger threat.
  • Blake Megido: But Jordan throws shit in the fire. (CONF) I feel horrible having to go against my close friends, but this is Survivor... I've already fucked up royally with them, so there's nothing I can do to win that back.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Fuck...
  • OstianWendy: God, I'm praying they'll vote me. (CONF) I don't want this idol to be used so early, but I hope they vote me for the sheer fact that Jordan gets saved.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: They'll probably split the votes... if they do, we just need two votes. And I doubt Milk will be eager to flip.
  • OstianWendy: As much as I hate to say it... 
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *sighs* Blake.
  • Blake Megido: Hey, uh, this is awkward... I'm sorry for not standing up for you.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Whatever, hoe. That's not important right now.
  • Blake Megido: They're splitting the votes 3-3.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: So that means we only need one vote.
  • OstianWendy: Please Blake... salvage whatever friendship we have and vote Maria with us. I'll stay 100% loyal to you. Get Dianted to vote with you too. (CONF) Blake hurt me, but I need him right now. I can't guarantee who they'll vote in the revote... so I just hope I can convince him to vote with us.
  • Blake Megido: I'll think about it. *goes to talk to Dianted* (CONF) I'm faced with a major decision. Voting with Wendy and Jordan could completely ruin my game, but, it could restore our friendship. So I'm deciding tonight... what's more important? A 1/7 shot at winning a million dollars? Or the bond I share with two close people? Ugh....
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Welcome back to tribal council. Now bringing in our jury. Solar, Fiz and Mirnish voted out at the last tribal council.
  • Mirnish: *flips off tribe*
  • Jeff: k. Wendy, how are you feeling?
  • OstianWendy: I'm still pretty upset, but at least I'm not crying, right? Everything's died down...
  • Jeff: Dianted, what happened?
  • SerenelyChaotic: well we got back from camp Milk decided to be a bitch and exposed Jordan and Wendy as a power couple, and went far enough to make Wendy cry.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: It's a game. Get over it.
  • Jeff: Milk, do you regret your actions?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I feel somewhat bad, but, not exactly like they were nice to me anyway.
  • Jeff: Jordan, what's your position in the game? Did Milk's callout change anything?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: It definitely shifted the game... I've lost allies I thought I could count on, but they showed their true colours.
  • Blake Megido: *sighs*
  • Jeff: Blake, is Jordan right to assume he's on the bottom?
  • Blake Megido: Yup, it's between him and Wendy.
  • Jeff: Lego, do you think it's likely for someone else besides them two to go?
  • SpiritAnimal: if that snake didnt have the immunity necklace, he'd be dead... but it's possible. They only need two votes.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: yes just leak our plans thanks.
  • Jeff: Derpy, what are your thoughts on everything in general?
  • DerpyandDawn: I'm pissed. Their pathetic fight cost me so much screentime, like ugh. I can't even.
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Wendy, you're up.
  • OstianWendy: *writes down Maria* Nothing personal, but if it's not you, it's me or Jordan and I can't have that.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *writes down Maria* You're not funny at all... and seeing all these people blindly worship you is disgusting. You're the biggest snake in this game despite your lack of English.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *writes down Wendy* Go home.
  • SpiritAnimal: *writes down Wendy* I love you so much, but... I have to do this. I'd be an idiot not to, and I don't want to be Milk.
  • Blake Megido: *sighs, struggling to write a name* Fuck me...
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so.... Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes.
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  • OstianWendy: *squeezes Jordan's hand tightly*
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *mutters* Fuck.
  • Blake Megido: *closes eyes*
  • Jeff: Eleventh person voted out and the fourth member of our jury...
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  • Jeff: *flips parchment, revealing Jordan* Will be revealed in a revote, since this vote is for Jordan. Wendy, Jordan, you will not vote. Everybody else, cast your vote for Wendy or Jordan. Milk, take the urn.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *takes the urn and goes to vote*
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes... *walks back with urn* Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes.
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  • GalaxyRemixZ: *sighs*
  • OstianWendy: Damn it...
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  • OstianWendy: *sniffling* I'm sorry. It should have been me. 
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *hugs Wendy* Give 'em hell.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: *rolls eyes* 
  • Blake Megido: I'm sorry.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: I don't need your pity. *grabs torch, heading to Jeff*
  • Jeff: Jordan, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • Jordan: Wendy, I love you. The rest of you? *flips them off*

Episode 11: "You're a Godplayer And You're Annoying"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: Following Mirnish's blindside, Milk knew he needed to do anything in his power to get the numbers back on his side, and push the target on someone else. He berated and exposed Jordan and Wendy as a powercouple, turning the tribe against them, but also against himself in the process. Wendy and Jordan bonded, and Wendy found the special idol, and promised he'd give Jordan immunity. It came down to Milk vs. Wendy, but Milk won immunity. Wendy and Jordan were on the bottom, and tried to convince Blake and Dianted to flip. Ultimately, they didn't and in the revote, Jordan became the fourth member of our jury. Seven are left. Who will be voted out tonight?
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) Tribal council did not go how I was intending... Blake and Dianted didn't vote with us. I understand perfectly why they didn't. Jordan and I were huge threats, and keeping us would have been dumb. I'm not going to hold it against them. I should have gone home, or at least been voted for. But, I guess this is what fate wanted. Jordan, I'm going to win this for you. Mark my words. I'll make you proud. I promise. *sniffles* Even if it's the last thing I do.
  • Blake Megido: Rough tribal.
  • SerenelyChaotic: You can say that again. (CONF) Our tribe has completely lost our energy. The elements are shitty and the people are shitty. I'm pretty sure everyone loved Wendy and Jordan, and... it just feels wrong without them both together.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I hope they don't hold it against me for what I did. It's a game... nothing personal. Besides, I know Dianted wasn't flipping, so me flipping would have been futile... I don't care about winning right now. I want to make things right.
  • SpiritAnimal: Hey Wendy, how are you doing?
  • OstianWendy: I'm fine... just... I just need some time alone, I guess.
  • SpiritAnimal: I'm here for you... Sorry for voting Jordan... I had to.
  • OstianWendy: Don't be sorry. I get it. 
  • SpiritAnimal: Milk's fat ass is going down. I'm counting on it.
  • OstianWendy: That's reassuring. Thanks Lego.
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) Wendy isn't exactly my alliance, but I'm actually a decent person, so I talked to him. He's still a huge threat, but I owe it to him to blindside Milk's fat ass before his, because I should have done more in that bs fight.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) One down, one to go. That was surprisingly easy, and so long as I can keep dominating immunity, I'm winning this entire game. Sure, I might not get them two slut's jury votes, but I'm still getting the others.
  • SpiritAnimal: omg... *feels rumbling* I think I felt a kick.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: or you're just fat.
  • SpiritAnimal: no ive slept with a lot of people... and i haven't had my period in AGES! I think I'm pregnant.
  • Blake Megido: ok.
  • SpiritAnimal: I'm going to name my beautiful child Farrah.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: what if it's a boy?
  • Blake Megido: Can you stop enforcing your sexist gender roles on a fetus, Milk? It's just a name...
  • OstianWendy: *makes a coconut, drawing on him with blood* Hi Mr. Jordan! :) I miss you so much.
  • Mr. Jordan: hi
  • OstianWendy: Dasom <3
  • Mr. Jordan: Dasom <3
  • OstianWendy: You're just like the real him... I'm not crazy. HEhehe... :) 
  • Mr. Jordan: *throws Wendy into the fire*
  • OstianWendy: *walks back into camp* (CONF) I've finally stopped crying, and I think I can do this... for Jordan. And for myself.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • SerenelyChaotic: (CONF) We've all cheered up now, which is cool since when people are mad, my pancakes can feel it too... *pulls out mouldy flapjacks* Hey Mrs. Maple, you're okay... shhh... *nurses it*
  • SpiritAnimal: *making rice* why am i the only one who cooks around here
  • Blake Megido: Get over it.
  • SpiritAnimal: k bitch
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ugh I'm starving. Hurry up, mongrel and give me my food.
  • SpiritAnimal: with pleasure *spits on Milk's rice portion, and hands it to him* (CONF) Fuck Milk. That's all I have to say, hoes.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ok *eats rice* (CONF) So everybody's pretty much over me ROASTING those two hoes. Now it's time to get back to business. Wendy is going next, and in the rare case he wins immunity, I'm ready to dispose of some WC. Blake and Dianted are easy targets.
  • DerpyandDawn: OK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET LINES, PEOPLE. (CONF) Wendy's got this whole winner's edit thing going on, but it's just to mislead the audience. I'm still the winner people. 
  • Blake Megido: Wow. Okay.
  • OstianWendy: never change, Derpy.
  • Blake Megido: but it's him... he needs help.
  • OstianWendy: true but it's hilarious when he thinks he's relevant.
  • Blake Megido: True that. (CONF) I'm starting to rebuild my relationship with Wendy. It's still super fucking awkward, but, it's for the best, I guess.
  • SerenelyChaotic: *gathers Spirit, Derpy and Blake* hi.
  • Blake Megido: what's this
  • SpiritAnimal: Foursome?
  • Blake Megido: I'm
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  • DerpyandDawn: can you explain i need to do my makeup with clay thanks
  • SpiritAnimal: Clay Honeycutt <3
  • DerpyandDawn: mmm he's my honey
  • Blake Megido: You're all so shallow and gross.
  • SerenelyChaotic: Can you conniving hoes please listen up? 
  • Blake Megido: k
  • SerenelyChaotic: Ugh, we are not letting Milk walk all over us. We are the NEW majority.
  • Blake Megido: Well, this kind of went without saying.
  • DerpyandDawn: HOLD UP. Where's Maria?
  • SerenelyChaotic: ugh I love the queen but she will like flip in a heartbeat.
  • Blake Megido: So, do you have anything important to announce?
  • SerenelyChaotic: ... Is this not important?
  • SpiritAnimal: i kind of thought we were already a goes without saying alliance
  • SerenelyChaotic: omg can't I do anything?
  • Blake Megido: Clearly not.
  • DerpyandDawn: thanks for wasting camera time which could have been used on MOI!
  • SerenelyChaotic: id rather gouge my eyes out. (CONF) I've been an underdog in this game. Premerge... flop XD and then I idoled out Fiz, and now I'm on the top. I've got a great resume to win this game. I think I've really grown as a person out here, and I'm thankful for this experience.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I hate Dianted. Have I said that before? But gosh he's always SO eager to make moves or whatever just for the purpose of thinking it'll make him look good come FTC. I really hope he makes it to the end and gets 0 jury votes. That would be just... poetic.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *wakes up*
  • OstianWendy: Hi Maria
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • SpiritAnimal: I'm hungry help pls i hate rice so much honestly
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I can help.
  • SpiritAnimal: bitch shut up you can't do shit.
  • Fernanda: *swings on vine into forest*
  • OstianWendy: Did she just-
  • SpiritAnimal: Is Maria even real? I can't stand that puta.
  • OstianWendy: Who knows.
  • SpiritAnimal: that bitch better come back with like coconuts or an entire fiesta, or im canceling dora the explorer (CONF) Maria is SO fake. Like, honestly. You're a godplayer and you're annoying. Bye Felicia.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Maria... so annoying.
  • SpiritAnimal: bitch did I invite you into this conversation?
  • OstianWendy: ^ Mind your own business, expired milkshake?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Salty crackers.
  • SpiritAnimal: you are whiter than my ass cheek
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) Ugh, these bitches are STILL better I outplayed them. They'll get over it. But I've lost all trust in Lego. Fuck you, go align with Wendy you dumb whore, and ruin your only chance at winning this game. Not that he had a shot anyway.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) People are coming around, but I'm still on the bottom, no matter what. If I don't win immunity, I'm gone. I still have my idol, but that can't protect me forever.
  • Blake Megido: I still feel like shit.
  • SerenelyChaotic: true I'd be mopey if I were you.
  • Blake Megido: I messed up.
  • SerenelyChaotic: thats a recurring theme for you.
  • Blake Megido: OMG shut up I'm trying to have a serious convo with you.
  • SerenelyChaotic: And you're failing :~) but yeah we should have stopped Milk, but, hey, I don't want to step in. None of my business. 
  • Blake Megido: You might not have felt obliged, but they were my good friends.
  • SerenelyChaotic: It's a game.
  • Blake Megido: ok you're useless bye!
  • Fernanda: *comes back with a buffet of fruit*
  • OstianWendy: omg Maria you're my hero
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Thanks
  • SpiritAnimal: OH MY GOD REAL FOOD... IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: wow you're not useless for once. *goes to grab food*
  • SpiritAnimal: *shoves everyone* MOVE BITCHES THIS IS ALL MINE. *strips and dives into the fruit, eating it all*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: you selfish bitch
  • SpiritAnimal: wow coming from you *eats entire pineapple*
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *stomach growls* Oh no!
  • OstianWendy: *tries to grab an apple*
  • SpiritAnimal: *slaps his hand* BITCH DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: who gave you permission to live?
  • SpiritAnimal: your mom
  • DestructiveMilkshake: you're the reason I support abortions
  • SpiritAnimal: you're a failed one fuck you. you're legit hitler. (CONF) I hate Milk. I literally will make 100000 confessionals a day about how much I hate him. He's always with a bitchy, snarky comment and he's ugly af. What gives him the right to drag people when that haircut is basically a self drag itself?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: let's not forget you're only buddy-buddy with Wendy because he's the only one who actually gives you attention
  • SpiritAnimal: at least I have friends
  • DestructiveMilkshake: That's a bit of a stretch.
  • OstianWendy: both of you stop. Milk, get over yourself. Spirit, just eat.
  • SpiritAnimal: will do.
  • SerenelyChaotic: WTF MY FOOD... MY LOVE. MARIA HOW COULD YOU LET HIM EAT ALL OF THIS.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oopsie
  • SerenelyChaotic: forgive me for raising my voice... aren't you going to punish me? ;)
  • OstianWendy: what
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • SerenelyChaotic: ;) ;)
  • Blake Megido: omg stop she's like 12 stop
  • SerenelyChaotic: so am i. but these hormones are calling and I cannot control them!
  • Blake Megido: *throws Dianted into the fire* Well since Jordan is gone, somebody had to keep up that gag.
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in guys. Today you will be balancing on a massive poll.
  • OstianWendy: nice ;)
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I think half the tribe is very experienced in this.
  • SerenelyChaotic: jealous ur not sweatie?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: vomit
  • SpiritAnimal: milk you need to stop looking in the mirror.
  • Jeff: can u all shut up and do the challenge. if you drop you are out.
  • SpiritAnimal: kind of like how milk was dropped on his head at birth
  • Blake Megido: would explain a lot tbh
  • DestructiveMilkshake: envy is a curse
  • SpiritAnimal: go fuck your tractor
  • Jeff: Survivors ready? GO!
  • SpiritAnimal: *slips bcuz of his chins*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: what a shock
  • Jeff: Lego, surprisingly, is first out.
  • SpiritAnimal: im actually skinny so r00d... OMG NO... MY BABY!
  • Jeff: what
  • SpiritAnimal: the fall killed them! I WILL AVENGE YOU FARRAH. *sobs*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I'm pretty sure the sheer weight of your neck rolls killed it first.
  • SpiritAnimal: SCREW YOU!
  • Jeff: omg the rain is coming down
  • OstianWendy: I'm so wet.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: same
  • OstianWendy: ok u agreed i take it back
  • SerenelyChaotic: #burn
  • DestructiveMilkshake: dianted you saying that lost all its meaning
  • SerenelyChaotic: are you jealous that im 13 and playing a better game than you?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: that's entirely subjective
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *slipping* Oh no!
  • Blake Megido: fall bitch
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: ;( unfall maria for 2016
  • SerenelyChaotic: She's learning... she's getting sTRONGEr! run!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: shut up the maria jokes aren't funny
  • SpiritAnimal: wow i now shockingly love Maria
  • DestructiveMilkshake: stop being bitter
  • Blake Megido: fuck my makeup is running *slips off*
  • OstianWendy: Omg...
  • Blake Megido: Don't look at me! *degothed*
  • Jeff: u g  l y
  • SpiritAnimal: damn blake u ugly af
  • Blake Megido: *runs off*
  • Jeff: ok we are down to 4!
  • DerpyandDawn: so can you all just let me win this im popular
  • SerenelyChaotic: play to win
  • DestructiveMilkshake: you didnt watch Camboredia
  • SerenelyChaotic: um shut up thanks?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: immature brat
  • SerenelyChaotic: still more likeable than you so :~)
  • OstianWendy: *slipping*
  • Jeff: get low get low get low get low
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *Slips off* FUCK
  • SpiritAnimal: ding dong the witch is dead
  • DerpyandDawn: omg lmao!
  • SerenelyChaotic: nice hot threesome
  • OstianWendy: u no it
  • DerpyandDawn: ok but you're still going home so fall Wendy
  • OstianWendy: NEVER XD
  • SerenelyChaotic: ugh im too wet *slips off*
  • Jeff: And we're down to two!
  • OstianWendy: *slipping* for jordan...
  • DerpyandDawn: *slipping* for attention...
  • Jeff: Omg... they fell off... the winner is...
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  • DestructiveMilkshake: [expletive deleted]
  • OstianWendy: *cries* ty (CONF) This is my highest moment. I'm guaranteed final six. I promised I'd make you proud, Jordan. *sniffles* o yay emotion... :'(
  • ~FARRAH~
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) So Wendy winning immunity legit ruins EVERYTHING! Stupid [expletive deleted] why are you censoring me and not them! ugh I'm fucked.
  • SerenelyChaotic: So we're all good on voting Milk?
  • SpiritAnimal: definitely
  • Blake Megido: sure
  • DerpyandDawn: K (CONF) Hopefully with Milk gone, I can reign supreme in the confessional department! 
  • Blake Megido: So Dianted made this alliance without you Maria and Milk, and we're voting Milk. <3 @ wendy
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) So Milk is pretty obviously going home. I don't need to be filled on to know that. As much as I cannot stand him... I need to think strategically for once. Everyone hates Milk, but that's good for me, right? 
  • DestructiveMilkshake: why are you talking to me  wendy
  • OstianWendy: listen ur trash but its important xx
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ugh what is it
  • OstianWendy: you're going home.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ok did you just talk to me to be a bitch and rub it in?
  • OstianWendy: I want to help.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: go on???
  • OstianWendy: We pull in two people and I save your ass?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: cool. (CONF) Working with Wendy is definitely a shock, but I'm not ready to go home yet. I'll do anything... even gay for pay. I'm that desperate. *sighs*
  • Blake Megido: You're saying you DON'T want Milk out?
  • OstianWendy: ik it's a lot to ask...
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) Wendy tells me the apparent plan to not vote out Milk. I'm mixed. I hate him, but keeping him around is good for a meat shield. Besides, I must go along with it to prove that I am Wendy's friend.... but ugh.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ok morons but numbers! basic math! we need four!
  • OstianWendy: Maria?
  • Blake Megido: she's too far up Derpy and Dianted's ass to vote with us.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: please dont say Lego
  • OstianWendy: I guess Lego.
  • SpiritAnimal: *eating tractor*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *crying* SHEILA. NO. YOU LITT-
  • OstianWendy: do u want to stay
  • SpiritAnimal: what u want why is M*lk here
  • OstianWendy: how do you pronounce censoring it?
  • SpiritAnimal: idk bitch
  • Blake Megido: Vote with us. We need to take out the real threat.
  • SpiritAnimal: K (CONF) So I agreed, but that doesn't mean I'm voting with them idiots! I love having the power. I can side with those three and make a big move, or I can stick with Dianted and Co. and vote Milk's ugly ass out. <3 both are tempting... I'll decide after eating an entire carcass. 
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: hi. now bringing in the members of our jury. Solar, Fiz, Mirnish and Jordan voted out at the last tribal council.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *excited about Wendy's immunity*
  • OstianWendy: *blows him a kiss*
  • Jeff: Wendy, last tribal you were on the bottom.
  • OstianWendy: ;)
  • Jeff: And now you have immunity. How does that feel?
  • OstianWendy: It feels great. Without this, I'd be going home. No exception. Now I can sit back and watch them cannibalise each other. <3
  • Jeff: Milk, now you don't have immunity. Scared?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: No. Being scared is for ugly people and I'm not ugly.
  • SpiritAnimal: sure
  • DestructiveMilkshake: shut up fatty.
  • Jeff: Lego why do you flop in everything?
  • SpiritAnimal: um rude. drag milk or something.
  • Jeff: Maria, will you actually be relevant?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never
  • Jeff: Dianted, there's currently a murder investigation over those cameramen.
  • SerenelyChaotic: pls we all make mistakes.
  • Jeff: True. It is time to vote. Dianted, you're up.
  • SerenelyChaotic: *voting Milk* Omg calling the shots makes me wet <3 oh and ur garbage xx
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes.
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  • SerenelyChaotic: *looks over to Derpy* What the ____....
  • DerpyandDawn: ??? idk either
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  • SerenelyChaotic: But I was doing SO good! :( 
  • Blake Megido: #blindside
  • SerenelyChaotic: fuck you blake
  • Blake Megido: careful, your parents are watching the show. Don't want to get a time out, don't you?
  • Jeff: Dianted, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Phew. *glares at Derpy and Maria* if you fuck with me you are died
  • DerpyandDawn: ur not worthy of that line.

Episode 12: "This Is My Redemption Episode!"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: Our final seven castaways were quick to turn against each other, with everyone against Milk, and Dianted forming a majority alliance. Wendy was still everybody's target, but he won immunity, leaving Milk on the chopping block. However, Wendy wanted to make a move, wanting to keep Milk, and tried to convince Lego and Blake to flip and blindside Dianted. At tribal council, it worked and in a 4-3 vote, Dianted became the fifth member of the jury. Six are left. Who will go home tonight?
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • DerpyandDawn: wtf happened at tribal!?!?! I would have been down to blindside that egg but you leave me out of the LOOP?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I love you, Dianted.
  • DerpyandDawn: *slaps her* NO YOU DON'T.
  • Blake Megido: this is literally domestic violence
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Stop being so PC. Nobody gives a damn about Maria.
  • Blake Megido: You just prove to be a horrible person as each day goes on.
  • DerpyandDawn: YES CAMERA CREW RECORD THIS ~ICONIC~ OUT BREAK AND GIVE ME THE SCREENTIME, BITCHES. (CONF) Okay but in all seriousness, I was blindsided! Ugh! Maria and I are CLEARLY on the bottom which is so frickin' stupid. But as long as Wendy loses immunity, I'm good.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) Final 6! Yasss! *pulls out Mr. Jordan and makes out with him* this is for you daddy <3 I still have my idol <3 
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you've seen the last of me.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I actually can't believe I made the final six. Consdiering how shitty my position in this game was at the start, it's exciting.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: (CONF) I am a goddess XD
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) Ugh! I don't know what ever will I do! But being on the bottom is good. Do you know what that means? MORE CONFESSIONALS! I love you, all of my fans <3 
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) Some people think of me as a goat since they're all envious bitches that my CHINS have outlasted them, but I've done a lot <3 Besides Expired Flopshake, I've made no enemies, I've made moves and I could definitely win. 
  • DerpyandDawn: So, Milk, any particular reason you could trust triple chin and social justice warrior but not me? 
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Well, you're an attention seeker and would probably rat me out to get screentime.
  • DerpyandDawn: True. But you don't trust me? Were we not in a majority alliance together?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Not really.
  • DerpyandDawn: ... YOUR FEET SMELL. (CONF) UGH! Why is it so hard to cause drama around here? COME ON MILK, SCALP ME! I'm never going to get a confessional like this.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) He is SO transparent. And almost as two-sided as my tractor I saw being ridden by my cousin... well, ex-cousin. :/
  • DerpyandDawn: And PS, your shoes are tacky.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I'm not wearing any.
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) It's like talking to an eggplant. *rolls eyes* But whatever! Bye bitch!
  • OstianWendy: mm i love coconuts
  • SpiritAnimal: yes so how about that rice (CONF) I cannot stand Derpy and Milk. Milk is such a shady bitch, like, I could go on and on, but Derpy? Bitch I have more fingers than you have fans.
  • Blake Megido: So are you two going to get over yourself already?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: That's physically impossible. Kind of like your chances of getting a date.
  • DerpyandDawn: if you actually used ur brain hes
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  • DerpyandDawn: SAME! We should talk more.
  • Blake Megido: I'd strongly disagree.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Well I'm just hetero in general.
  • Blake Megido: OMFG no one asked you i will ban you from life
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no! Unblock Maria for 2016!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Attention seeker.
  • SpiritAnimal: For once I agree with that bitch 
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: ;(
  • DerpyandDawn: YOU'RE ALL MONSTERS~
  • OstianWendy: maria is fake but she is a real person so be nice
  • DestructiveMilkshake: who gave you permission to speak? Stay on the bottom where you are?
  • OstianWendy: with pleasure ;)
  • DestructiveMilkshake: (CONF) These gays burn my eyes. But oh well. As soon as Wendy loses immunity, that's one more gay down. Wait am I the only straight left? YIKES.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) Everyone thinks that if I win immunity, I'm a goner. But I don't know about that...
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Is Joley
  • DerpyandDawn: *twerking*
  • Blake Megido: Everytime I think you're horrible, you just get worse. Congratulations.
  • DerpyandDawn: You're just jealous you're flat AF.
  • OstianWendy: Blake IS NOT.
  • DerpyandDawn: did I ask u
  • SpiritAnimal: does anyone have a minute to talk about the ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM *points at Derpy*
  • DerpyandDawn: OMG IM NOT FAT! *runs off crying* (CONF) THESE PEOPLE... JUST BRING ME DOWN EVERYDAY. I CAN'T. I CAN'T TAKE THIS! *dips finger in mud and draws on lines* FEAR COMMANDO DERPY.
  • SpiritAnimal: omg finally its gone
  • Blake Megido: i hate him
  • SpiritAnimal: shut up like ur any better *eats a scorpion*
  • OstianWendy: babe what r u doing
  • SpiritAnimal: *chokes* harder
  • DerpyandDawn: *comes back, holding spear* GRR!
  • SpiritAnimal: wtf
  • OstianWendy: wow did you get hotter?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: godplayer
  • DerpyandDawn: *points spear at Milk's throat* I am done with your crud!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *gulps* You wouldn't.
  • DerpyandDawn: *throws spear, and lifts up Milk by his shirt* Oh I would! *throws him at tree*
  • OstianWendy: screaming daddy youve been lifting
  • DerpyandDawn: IM SICK AND TIRED OF BULLIES LIKE YOU PUSHING ME AROUND! YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S YOUR TURN TO GET SHOVED IN THE LOCKER! *throws him again*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: omg im so SORYR
  • Blake Megido: you get shoved in lockers? aren't you popular?
  • DerpyandDawn: *slamming Milk into a tree* THAT. WAS. ALL. JUST. A. FUCKING. LIE. *sniffles* BUT AS LONG AS YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS... *runs off crying* I can't.
  • Blake Megido: what
  • DestructiveMilkshake: me @ forced development
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) SO I'M NOT POPULAR... AND I'M A SOCIAL OUTCAST... but who cares? *sniffling* I stood up to the big bad bully... I've got to have a fanbase now, right???? 
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I hate this tribe.
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in guys! For today's challenge, you must stand on this raft for the longest. You can throw rocks to knock other people into the-
  • DerpyandDawn: *throws a boulder at Milk*
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *falls in*
  • Jeff: And we're down to five.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: WTF NO FAIR!
  • Jeff: I'll allow it.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD *throws a rock at Wendy*
  • OstianWendy: :/ *throws rocks*
  • Blake Megido: *is hit in the glasses, and they fall*
  • OstianWendy: omg sorry bae
  • Blake Megido: Jinkies! I can't find my glasses! *drops onto knees, searching for them*
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *throws rocks at Blake*
  • Blake Megido: *falls in*
  • Jeff: We're down to four! Maria, Derpy, Spirit and Wendy.
  • SpiritAnimal: *chews rock* what
  • OstianWendy: *throws rocks at Lego*
  • SpiritAnimal: *catches them in mouth and falls in*
  • Jeff: We're down to three!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • DerpyandDawn: Maria, truce on knocking in Wendy?
  • OstianWendy: NO! *throws all his rocks at Maria*
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *falls in*
  • DerpyandDawn: BABY! *throws rock at Wendy's eye*
  • Jeff: Derpy wins immunity!
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *smirks at Wendy* Ding dong the witch is dead.
  • OstianWendy: :(
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) THIS IS SO ICONIC! THIS IS MY REDEMPTION EPISODE! I LOVE YOU... FANS <3
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • SpiritAnimal: k
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Good job, Derpy
  • DerpyandDawn: Thank you baby
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I love you
  • DerpyandDawn: I love you too
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: ;)
  • DestructiveMilkshake: There's no need to speak around it. Now Wendy is going home.
  • OstianWendy: ikr lol
  • DestructiveMilkshake: so lets just not fight (CONF) Thank god Derpy won. He actually did something good. This will be an easy vote with Wendy going home. No one would actually keep him around. I'm sure they aren't that dumb.
  • SpiritAnimal: those rocks were good
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) I know I'm not going home, but I'd kind of like to keep my idol around longer... I should still try.
  • Blake Megido: hi
  • OstianWendy: Please vote with me :(
  • Blake Megido: Okay, you're one of the few people here I like, so I'm going to be honest with you. I don't want to give you false hope.
  • OstianWendy: Oh no!
  • Blake Megido: Voting with you would be terrible. No one else is going to flip, and I'll just get a huge target on my back. Besides, you are a massive threat. ily and all... but...
  • OstianWendy: Ugh, it's okay. I expected that. I just hoped... you know.
  • Blake Megido: Good luck, Wendy.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) If Blake won't flip then nobody will. Looks like the idol is coming out of the bag. But who should I vote for? I have all the power in the world.
  • DerpyandDawn: Milk ihy but die Wendy
  • ~SLAYMEY TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Now bringing in the members of our jury: Solar, Fiz, Mirnish, Jordan and Dianted voted out at the last tribal council.
  • SerenelyChaotic: *Throws pancake* FUCK YOU
  • SpiritAnimal: *catches it in his mouth* o baby <3
  • Jeff: Wendy, you don't have immunity. Is there any doubt you're going?
  • OstianWendy: I've already got my bags packed. I'm screwed... Nobody will work with me, and I've just accepted it.
  • Jeff: Milk why does everyone hate you?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Jealousy? IDK.
  • Jeff: Is it your ego?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Partially. I'm very brash about my superiority, and they just don't want to admit it.
  • Jeff: OK dick head. Spirit why are you a challenge flop?
  • SpiritAnimal: This season doesn't cater to my strengths?
  • Jeff: Which are?
  • SpiritAnimal: Hold up give me a minute...
  • Jeff: Blake, you're the only original Brain left.
  • Blake Megido: And the only one with a brain left.
  • Jeff: You're sad. Derpy, I heard you went cray.
  • DerpyandDawn: Yeah I lashed out. But so what? I'm no longer a pushover! I'm Commando Derpy!
  • Jeff: Maria, what happened to your relevancy?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oopsie XD
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Spirit, you're up.
  • SpiritAnimal: GOT IT! My strength is my passion for food!
  • Jeff: Shut up and vote.
  • SpiritAnimal: *votes Wendy* Girl ily but you're a threat so BYE
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *votes Wendy* Sorry
  • DerpyandDawn: *votes Wendy* I wish I could write Milk's name down, but I want his ass to be ROASTED at FTC.
  • Blake Megido: *writes Wendy* This hurts. It really does. You've played a phenominal game, and it's sad to have to write down my friend's name. Good luck.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *writes Wendy* You are NOT the Kota God. Goodbye.
  • OstianWendy: *writes down a name* Lol sorry.
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  • GalaxyRemixZ: *rolls eyes*
  • Jeff: Thirteenth person voted out and the sixth member of the jury... 
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  • OstianWendy: Not so fast, Jeff. *opens up bag* I'm not going home tonight.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Oh please. What are you pulling out? A life?
  • OstianWendy: *pulls out idol* Milk, would you like to read the letter which came with this?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: You have found the special idol. With this, you can play it after the votes have been read, negating any votes against you.... FUCK YOU TYLER PERRY.
  • Jeff: Which means, with one vote cast against you, Milk, you have become the sixth member of our jury.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: ....
  • Blake Megido: SCREAMING
  • SpiritAnimal: HELP
  • DerpyandDawn: I'M GONE
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Dead XD
  • Jeff: Milk, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I WILL RUIN YOU ON THE JURY! *storms off*

Episode 13: "I'm Not Done Fighting"

  • Jeff: Previously on... Survivor: Eighteen castaways started this game, split into three different tribes based on their attributes. Beauty vs. Brains vs. Brawns
  • Mirnish: (CONF) Of course I'm a beauty. I'm known in my home country for being the national dick-riding champion, and could an ugly person take that role?
  • Milk: (CONF) I'm DestructiveMilkshake, and despite how highly intelligent I am which you ALL should know, I am a challenge beast. You will not be getting nice Milk this season.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I am in every single AP class, so I am better than all these idiots. They might as well just give me the million dollars.
  • Jeff: Jordan immediately found himself on the bottom, after his constant blow ups. However, he idoled out TDN. Ash also found an idol, but was rocked out. After an entertaining four tribals, they were swapped into two different tribes. Maria showed she's not just a goat, blindsiding her former ally Tyler. Jordan and Wendy bonded. Come the merge, people were flipping and flopping, with Solar being blindsided at the first merged tribal, leaving his alliance in the bottom. However, following Dianted's idol play and Derpy's flip, the numbers evened up, only for the tribe to turn on Jordan and Wendy, sending Jordan home. Following that, Wendy was slated to go, but his immunity streak kept saving him, putting Milk in his place on the chopping block. However, Milk, Lego, Blake and Wendy changed the game by blindsiding Dianted. However, Wendy's luck was up as he lost immunity. However, unbeknowst to everyone else, he had the special idol and at tribal council, used it, sending Milk home. Maria still has the last idol in the game. Five are left, and tonight, one of them will be crowned the Sole Survivor. 
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) I've been on the bottom for so long, and I don't have an idol to hide behind. I've faced so much adversity in this game, so it is my time to win. Jordan, I'm doing this for you, baby.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) This game has been super tough on me. From the beginning and up until now, I've been playing with drama thirsty idiots. It's not been easy, but I've played a great game, and I can win survivor.
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) Winning this would mean everything to me... I'd finally stop lying to myself. I wouldn't need to make up my friends, my fans and all my accomplishments... this will be real. *sniffles*
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) I'm always judged. Always, by so much jealous hoes. But I've played such a good game despite who I am as a person, and I know people will think of me as a goat and drag me to the end... but I know I can win. PS: Fuck Milk.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: (CONF) Sammy/Samey in her sleepwear. Desi. XD I love you, Desi!
  • Jeff: Three beauties. One brain. One brawn. Which trait will prove to be the most valuable? Tune in four our two hour finale, plus live reunion.
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • SpiritAnimal: lol good play Wendy (CONF) So Wendy pulled out the stupid ass idol, and Milk was sent home. I'd be mad since that annoying threat is still in, but like, I hate Milk so much. Have I mentioned that before? Because I can't STAND him.
  • Blake Megido: *puts down torch* Sorry for voting against you, Wendy.
  • OstianWendy: its ok bb. I should have told you.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) I can't believe I made the final five. And Milk is gone. Is God real? I'm beginning to think so.
  • DerpyandDawn: Well at least I still have a shield.
  • OstianWendy: Unless I win an immunity. :~) 
  • DerpyandDawn: Shut your mouth.
  • OstianWendy: Don't think you're not on the bottom too.
  • Blake Megido: ok but is there even a bottom... we're all out for each other.
  • DerpyandDawn: Well, Blake and Lego are two obvious goats everyone wants to take to the end.
  • Blake Megido: Really? What makes you think I'm a goat?
  • DerpyandDawn: You have so little friends, and the only bonds you've made that were worth it you burned.
  • Blake Megido: Whatever. The jury knows I've played a better game than little miss I lie about myself for attention and take out my shortcomings on others.
  • SpiritAnimal: wait blake you're talking about yourself.
  • DerpyandDawn: See?
  • Blake Megido: You're pathetic. Lego, not like you have a strong resume to win.
  • SpiritAnimal: Well I'm not a total dick to everybody which I don't think any of you could also like, put that on your resume, minus Wendy. But he's a goner.
  • OstianWendy: Thanks ??? (CONF) Come on, hoes. Chew each other out <3 Hate each other more than me <3 I don't know if I can just win the next few immunities, so I need to turn them against each other.
  • DerpyandDawn: Whatever. I still have Maria. 
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: YES XD
  • Blake Megido: Who is your best chance at an actual jury vote yet will just do anything anyone tells her to do.
  • DerpyandDawn: Are you forgetting her constant flipping?
  • Blake Megido: Flippers never win.
  • DerpyandDawn: Then what are you?
  • Blake Megido: Excuse me?
  • DerpyandDawn: Don't act like your shady ass hasn't flip flopped throughout this entire game.
  • Blake Megido: Um, it's called voting blocs?
  • DerpyandDawn: Shut up, goat.
  • Blake Megido: Whatever. You and Maria are literally Spensha. Think you're a threat all you want. Delude yourself. (CONF) Derpy is horrible at calling people out, and I kind of hope Wendy wins the next immunity so we can all vote him out.
  • SpiritAnimal: fuck where is the popcorn (CONF) They are so annoying but cool ruin your games lmao. 
  • Blake Megido: It's over. Derpy's probably realised how idiotic he is by now. 
  • OstianWendy: *sips tea*
  • DerpyandDawn: Whatever. Maria? Alliance meeting. *storms off*
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • DerpyandDawn: THAT MEANS NOW YOU FAT PUTA!!!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes *follows him*
  • Blake Megido: Finally that troll remembers he's on the bottom.
  • SpiritAnimal: But if there's three on the bottom, couldn't they take out the top two?
  • Blake Megido: IDk. This game is dumb.
  • OstianWendy: So threesome?
  • Blake: I'm
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  • DerpyandDawn: Ugh! We're so screwed.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Rarely rarely rarely rarely rarely
  • DerpyandDawn: Okay?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: How is Sarah G Lato?
  • DerpyandDawn: Ugh. Stop linking me egyptian porn.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hi
  • DerpyandDawn: I've already started talking. Shut up.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Uxmal, Yucatan
  • DerpyandDawn: UGH! FUCK YOU AND GO BACK TO YOUR TEMPLE.. BITCH! (CONF) I love Maria and all, but she is literally the worst ally ever. Praying Wendy doesn't win immunity and his bitch ass is sent home. Fuck them all.
  • Blake Megido: I mean, he'll never be relevant. He's just so annoying.
  • DerpyandDawn: *walks back*
  • Blake Megido: It's pretty sad you have to lie about your social life for attention.
  • OstianWendy: ikr...
  • SpiritAnimal: hi derpy
  • Blake Megido: Speak of the devil.
  • DerpyandDawn: I am just going to do this tribe a favor! 
  • Blake Megido: Are you pulling yourself from the game?
  • DerpyandDawn: Even better... *puts hand against Blake's hair*
  • Blake Megido: Um... I'm asexual and heteromantic.
  • DerpyandDawn: Ew I'm not that desperate. *yanks it back*
  • Blake Megido: AGH!
  • OstianWendy: screaming
  • SpiritAnimal: omg scalped
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • DerpyandDawn: Yes! Behind this stupid whore... *throws weave in the fire* IS A GOTH! *reveals Blake's black and white mohawk*
  • Blake Megido: *runs off crying* DON'T LOOK AT ME!
  • SpiritAnimal: that was oddly satisfying
  • OstianWendy: omg ily blake but you had that coming...
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) It's true. I'm... *gulps* goth... but they didn't need to know that! *punches self* UGH, I'M GOING TO RIP DERPY APART.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Is Crimson Ennui
  • OstianWendy: XD
  • SpiritAnimal: yes maria you're right now i wont have to sell you overseas.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Thank
  • SpiritAnimal: i still hate you... but Derpy is a monster for abusing you.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • SpiritAnimal: So it is true!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • DerpyandDawn: Maria stfu omg
  • SpiritAnimal: YOU'RE THE REAL MONSTER! *yanks on Derpy's weave* 
  • OstianWendy: yas scalp each other
  • DerpyandDawn: *SCREAMS*
  • SpiritAnimal: *throws it in the fire* He's a... prep?
  • DerpyandDawn: *runs off crying* DON'T LOOK AT ME! (CONF) It's true... I'm *gulps* prep... but they didn't need to know that! *punches self* UGH, I'M GOING TO RIP LEGO APART.
  • OstianWendy: so u gonna use my hair as a handle daddy?
  • SpiritAnimal: I will calmly use you as a paper towel after i wipe the chicken wing grease off of my pits.
  • OstianWendy: <3
  • SpiritAnimal: <3 (CONF) Scalping him... felt so GOOD! Now both of those drama queens are out of my presence. Like, ew, die!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I love you
  • SpiritAnimal: *throws Maria in the fire* bitch dont ruin our moment
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: I'm hot Samey
  • OstianWendy: Okey
  • SpiritAnimal: XD
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in, guys! Ready to get to today's immunity challenge?
  • Blake Megido: k
  • Jeff: Derpy, I will take it back. 
  • DerpyandDawn: *throws immunity necklace* I will be getting it back! *glares at Wendy*
  • OstianWendy: um ok
  • Jeff: For today's challenge you must ... balance balls on a tall stick!
  • Blake Megido: Omg I love the originality...
  • OstianWendy: UGh <3 Ball challenges <3
  • SpiritAnimal: i hope its meatballs
  • DerpyandDawn: Y'all so thirsty omg. 
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) If I don't win this challenge, I'm screwed. That's all there is to say. 
  • Jeff: Survivors ready? GO!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *balances* (1)
  • Jeff: No that's not how it works.
  • SpiritAnimal: *balances*
  • DerpyandDawn: *balances*
  • OstianWendy: *balances*
  • Blake Megido: *balances*
  • Jeff: All five are still steady!
  • SpiritAnimal: Come on...
  • DerpyandDawn: fall bitch
  • SpiritAnimal: *looks at Derpy* I am si- *stick hits his chins, knocking over his balls* FUCK.
  • Jeff: And shockingly, Lego is the first out.
  • SpiritAnimal: *throws stick at Jeff* ahjkshkdfjh [expletive deleted]
  • Jeff: We are down to four.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no! *drops ball*
  • Jeff: And three. Blake. Wendy. Derpy. Competing for a guaranteed one in four shot at winning this game.
  • Blake Megido: Can you stop narrating it's so distracting?
  • OstianWendy: ^
  • DerpyandDawn: ^
  • Jeff: wow ok bitch fuck you
  • Blake Megido: *bits lip* Steady...
  • Jeff: The wind is coming in!
  • DerpyandDawn: *balls rolling to the edge* Oh no!
  • Jeff: Derpy's balls are about to drop!
  • DerpyandDawn: Too late. *balances*
  • OstianWendy: *balances them*
  • Blake Megido: *cries as they fall*
  • Jeff: And Blake is out! We're down to two!
  • OstianWendy: give up bb xx
  • DerpyandDawn: Nah
  • Jeff: Three hours later and both are still in it.
  • SpiritAnimal: omg hurry up ill suck you off if you just quit...
  • OstianWendy: Tempting but no.
  • DerpyandDawn: I am NOT letting... this bitch... win...
  • Jeff: The exhaustion is kicking in...
  • DerpyandDawn: *collapses*
  • Jeff: And Wendy wins immunity!
  • OstianWendy: *faints*
  • Jeff: MEDICAL!
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) I pushed myself so hard... and I lost... that's a tough pill to swallow... and now, and now I'm going home. *sniffles* But I can't just give up! I am a FIGHTER!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Congrats Derpy
  • SpiritAnimal: Wendy won you stupid bitch.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Okey
  • SpiritAnimal: Shove your XD up your ass (CONF) Ugh, so Wendy won, but it's still an easy target with Derpy and Maria's dumb asses. I kow I'm not going home, so lol.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) I'm so thankful I won. <3 Otherwise I'd be going home, no doubt. This is such a relief.
  • Blake Megido: *gathers Spirit and Wendy* So tonight's easy.
  • SpiritAnimal: It's a battle between dumb and dumber.
  • OstianWendy: Maria is too much of a flop, so Derpy?
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) Tonight's simple. Wendy won immunity, but Derpy is public enemy #2. I doubt he has an idol, so it should be an easy vote. 
  • DerpyandDawn: Maria, what do we do?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Is Joley
  • DerpyandDawn: I'm sick of you being useless!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Sorry
  • DerpyandDawn: No babe, I'm sorry. *sighs* (CONF) I only need one vote to flip.... I really hope I can save my ass. I didn't come here for fifth place! I came out here to win!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: <3 I love you Donny
  • DerpyandDawn: ok *walks to Wendy*
  • OstianWendy: hi sexy
  • DerpyandDawn: hey daddy we need to talk.
  • OstianWendy: Okey 
  • DerpyandDawn: I'm screwed, right?
  • OstianWendy: Yup. It's either you or Maria.
  • DerpyandDawn: Ugh, why can't we vote out like Blake or Lego?
  • OstianWendy: idk... but they're deadset on one of you, and I'm for that too...
  • DerpyandDawn: Then vote Maria or something?
  • OstianWendy: I'll think about it babe. (CONF) So Derpy came up to me, but I had to pretend to give him hope. I'm deadset on voting him out. Sorry, but, this is how the game works.
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Now bringing in the members of our jury. Solar. Fiz. Mirnish. Jordan. Dianted and Milk voted out at the last tribal council.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: *flips off Wendy*
  • OstianWendy: Love you bae.
  • Jeff: Wendy, you now have immunity. Relieved?
  • OstianWendy: Of course. I'm public enemy #1 so without it, I'm over there. *points to the jury*
  • Jeff: Lego, why do you suck so bad?
  • SpiritAnimal: idk
  • Jeff: It's honestly pathetic.
  • SpiritAnimal: true lol
  • Jeff: Derpy, do you think you're going?
  • DerpyandDawn: Definitely... but please. Play to win! Don't vote for me! Bring me to the end to get roasted.
  • Jeff: Blake, does Derpy make a good argument?
  • Blake Megido: Yes. We all want to see him get scalped so it really makes you think.
  • Jeff: Hi Maria. Do you expect an idol play?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: hi
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Lego, you're up.
  • SpiritAnimal: *votes Derpy* I hate you a little.
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. If anybody has a hidde immunity idol, tonight is the LAST night you can use them.
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  • OstianWendy: lmao what
  • Blake Megido: are you joking? YOU of all people?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *pulls out idol, handing it to Derpy* i love you donny
  • DerpyandDawn: Really? *plays idol* ily bae <3
  • SpiritAnimal: You're joking.
  • Jeff: This is a hidden immunity idol. Any votes cast for Derpy will not count. First vote.
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  • DerpyandDawn: screaming.
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  • Jeff: *flips parchment* Maria. Need to bring me your torch.
  • DerpyandDawn: Ugh I feel so guilty. Sorry bae.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Oh no!
  • OstianWendy: screaming
  • Blake Megido: Idoled out with her own idol...
  • SpiritAnimal: Dumb puta.
  • Jeff: Maria, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go. Blake, Derpy, Wendy, Lego, congratulations on making the final four. Tomorrow you will compete in your final immunity challenge. Grab your stuff, head back to camp. Goodnight.
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • DerpyandDawn: Surprise bitch, bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. (CONF) Wow I can't belive goddess Maria played her idol for me! I regret voting her since without her, Wendy wins immuntiy and I'm gone, but I honestly thought getting her out would be my last chance! :( Oh well. I'm in the final four!
  • Blake Megido: Congratulations Derpy on getting here due to Maria's lack of intelligence.
  • DerpyandDawn: I'm here to stay.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) He's like the cockroach under the refridgerator that just won't die. 
  • OstianWendy: Congrats on final 4 my fave hoes <3 (CONF) Making the final four just makes me so proud. *Sniffling* Not so long ago, the odds were against me, and now I've done this good. <3 I have only one more challenge and I'm likely to win a million dollars.
  • SpiritAnimal: Yas go bitches (CONF) I'm honestly shocked I made it this far. I mean... it's me. The person nobody would actually expect to make it this far lmao but im here bitches, and I'm going to take that million dollars, buy a couple hundred cheesecakes and BATHE in them.
  • OstianWendy: Let's sing campfire stories.
  • Blake Megido: Let's not.
  • SpiritAnimal: Let's eat!
  • DerpyandDawn: Yes please
  • SpiritAnimal: *yawns, stretching back and an entire chicken falls out of his fat rolls* wow dinner is serves
  • Blake Megido: I'm legit vomiting...
  • SpiritAnimal: it's protein bitch fine lol starve in the final challenge
  • DerpyandDawn: N A S T Y i will not be caught eating that in a million years!
  • SpiritAnimal: Why? Not like you have any fans who'll be watching anyway.
  • DerpyandDawn: Oh, shut up. (CONF) I really hope I've built up my fanbase. I've worked so freakin' hard for this.
  • OstianWendy: *grabs a chicken wing* Mmmm <3
  • SpiritAnimal: I'm glad somebody is enjoying this.
  • Mr. Jordan: *puppeted by Wendy* wow lego you stank ho
  • SpiritAnimal: bitch excuse me
  • Mr. Jordan: *is fed chicken by Wendy* im d is gusted omg you fat flop
  • OstianWendy: Jordan! Manners!
  • SpiritAnimal: listen here u coconut looking motherfucker ginger piece of shit ass stank hoe who probably sucks strangers off in the alley for a dime to buy himself a big mac because he a fat ass hoe i will not be talked down by a fruit!
  • Blake Megido: That's actually homophobic!
  • SpiritAnimal: *throws Mr. Jordan at Blake's head, which rebounds into the fire*
  • OstianWendy: NOOOOO! Mr. JORDAN! *cries*
  • Blake Megido: :O That is assault!
  • SpiritAnimal: I'm like 12 you can't sue me.
  • Blake Megido: True but you're a little brat. Respect your elders?
  • SpiritAnimal: bitch the only thing about you i will respect is nothing GOTH!
  • Blake Megido: IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM.
  • OstianWendy: true
  • DerpyandDawn: So are you all going to keep fighting or can I get some screentime?
  • Blake Megido: No one actually wants to see you on camera, Derpy.
  • DerpyandDawn: Shut up, mohawk.
  • Blake Megido: Shut up, preppy!
  • DerpyandDawn: TF THINKS YOU'RE FAT!
  • Blake Megido: *gasps* EVERYONE THINK'S YOU'RE A TWAT!
  • DerpyandDawn: Oh that's it! *tackles Blake*
  • Blake Megido: I'm ase-
  • DerpyandDawn: Beating a dead horse with that old joke!
  • Blake Megido: You ARE an old joke.
  • DerpyandDawn: You're 18 and punching a 14 year old? Get a life.
  • Blake Megido: Oh, what was that Mr. I'm 17 and don't have time for this because I'm popular and going into college?
  • DerpyandDawn: And you're gullible enough to believe it!
  • Blake Megido: And you're a stupid head!
  • SpiritAnimal: *eats popcorn* this is gud
  • OstianWendy: omg where did you get that?
  • SpiritAnimal: i smuggled them in my breasts but then forgot
  • OstianWendy: Same
  • ~IMMUNITY CHALLENGE~
  • Jeff: Come on in guys! Ready to get to your final immunity challenge? 
  • DerpyandDawn: Sure why not?
  • Jeff: Wendy, first thing's first, I will take it back.
  • OstianWendy: *gives him the necklace* K I'll win it again!
  • Jeff: It's been 38 days since you left your families and ventured out here alone! That's right, say hello to your fam!
  • OstianWendy: OMG!
  • Jeff: Wendy, here's your boyfriend, TF!
  • OstianWendy: *crying* Daddy!
  • TF: *runs out to hug Wendy* The flying?
  • Jeff: Glad to be reunited?
  • OstianWendy: It's been so long... *cries*
  • TF: <3
  • Jeff: Okay, Lego, here's your cousin RJ!
  • RJ: *runs out*
  • SpiritAnimal: um you couldn't have picked someone else?
  • Jeff: Greedy bitch.
  • RJ: How dare you! *punches Lego in the throat*
  • Jeff: Blake, here is your strictly platonic friend Pary!
  • Pary: *runs out* hi
  • Blake Megido: hi don't hug too tight im asexual
  • Pary: Ugh, I miss you, my angsty teen fave <3
  • Jeff: You go Blake Coco! And none for Derpy Wieners. 
  • DerpyandDawn: ...
  • SpiritAnimal: Wow #popular
  • Jeff: Hopefully seeing your family gave you the energy you need to compete in your final immunity. Today you will keep your hand on an idol. The person who can go the longest without dropping will win immunity. Survivors ready? GO
  • SpiritAnimal: *keeps hand on idol* omg i might actually win this one *sucks in chins*
  • Blake Megido: Sure, keep dreaming.
  • DerpyandDawn: Wendy drop out
  • OstianWendy: ok *pretends to take hand off idol*
  • SpiritAnimal: thanks
  • DerpyandDawn: omg that snake still has his hand on there! Have fun losing my jury vote!
  • OstianWendy: wait so ur quitting and putting yourself on the jury? 
  • DerpyandDawn: wow ok
  • OstianWendy: :~)
  • Jeff: It's been three hours, and no movement.
  • Blake Megido: This is... so... hard... *sweating* omg my mohawk is collapsing in!
  • DerpyandDawn: shut up
  • Blake Megido: bitch i will slap you and your preppy face!
  • Jeff: And due to a threat, Blake takes his hand off the idol, no shot at immunity.
  • Blake Megido: fuck *walks off*
  • Pary: dang it why do you have to be so angsty
  • Blake Megido: die
  • Jeff: bye Pary
  • Pary: *waves*
  • Jeff: Another hour has sunk in... 
  • DerpyandDawn: *sweating*
  • SpiritAnimal: *yawns*
  • OstianWendy: Meh
  • DerpyandDawn: How... can you two... still be in this?
  • OstianWendy: What can I say? I'm experienced at keeping my hands on big poles.
  • SpiritAnimal: bitch ive been eating so much from day 1 and not using energy i have just been saving it for this moment
  • DerpyandDawn: ... 
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  • SpiritAnimal: so are you going to step down since I can do this all week?
  • OstianWendy: no
  • SpiritAnimal: o ok. good luck on ur endeavours.
  • Jeff: Another two hours have passed.
  • OstianWendy: *stomach grumbles* Ugh....
  • SpiritAnimal: twigs. smh. *rolls eyes*
  • OstianWendy: If you step down I have a chicken wing down my pants.
  • SpiritAnimal: Tempting...
  • Blake Megido: omg don't do it
  • DerpyandDawn: i s2g i will end you if you do
  • SpiritAnimal: omg im not that dumb smh.
  • Blake Megido: are you sure?
  • SpiritAnimal: dont make me come down there.
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  • OstianWendy: *struggling to stay awake*
  • SpiritAnimal: *yawns*
  • Jeff: And they just took their hand off the idol... which means.
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  • SpiritAnimal: suck on that, bitch!
  • OstianWendy: *collapses onto knees, crying* Fuck... I... I've worked so hard.... and now... I've disappointed him, I know it. *crying*
  • TF: *walks over to Wendy* Hey, it's okay.
  • OstianWendy: *shakes head* I-it's not. I promised I'd win for him... I PROMISED. :( 
  • Jeff: Wendy, why are you counting yourself out?
  • OstianWendy: There's no doubt... I'm going home tonight... *crying* I wish I just had a little bit more on me...
  • Jeff: Alright, head back to camp.
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) I won final immunity! I feel so accomplished. After all these days of flopping, I come back home and take this. I'm confident in my chances of winning. Wendy's beating me no doubt, but he's going home so yolo.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) It's not over yet, I guess. I'm not done fighting. For you, Jordan. <3
  • DerpyandDawn: ew congrats Lego it should have been me
  • Blake Megido: But it wasn't so shut up?
  • DerpyandDawn: I hate you.
  • OstianWendy: *walks off to the well*
  • DerpyandDawn: So Wendy's going home? No doubt?
  • SpiritAnimal: Duh.
  • Blake Megido: No question. He's got no idol to protect him.
  • SpiritAnimal: how did he make it so far?
  • Blake Megido: The bigger question is... how did you manage to win immunity?
  • SpiritAnimal: true
  • DerpyandDawn: ok shut up. *walks off*
  • OstianWendy: Ugh, hi.
  • DerpyandDawn: hi
  • OstianWendy: I think you should vote for Blake with me.
  • DerpyandDawn: Why?
  • OstianWendy: He's a threat. And wouldn't bringing a supposed threat like me to the end give you brownie points?
  • DerpyandDawn: True. It'd be a disservice to the fans to bring someone like Blake to the end.
  • OstianWendy: (CONF) I love Blake, but he voted me before so like... ??? He can't complain. I'm just hoping Derpy will at least take me to a tiebreaker...
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) Omg another big decision in MY hands. I could force a tie. That'd give me major jury props. Or I could just vote out Wendy. Decisions decisions. I guess we'll see what happens tonight.
  • ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Now bringing in the members of our jury. Solar, Fiz, Mirnish, Jordan, Dianted, Milk and Maria voted out at the last tribal council.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • Jeff: Wendy, you had a passionate moment after losing immunity. What's the feeling?
  • OstianWendy: You know... when you give it your all and it's just not enough... and I knew I would be going home without it... and I just worked so hard.... for Jordan... and for myself, y'know...
  • Jeff: Blake, is it obvious Wendy's going?
  • Blake Megido: He's my close friend, but come on, he's the biggest threat here. He thrashes all of us in a jury vote.
  • Jeff: Lego, you finally won an immunity. How are you feeling?
  • SpiritAnimal: its great to have a spot in the final 4 since you can't trust any of these hoes! I'm not just a total goat.
  • Blake Megido: Sure.
  • Jeff: Derpy, do you think you could win?
  • DerpyandDawn: um obvi.
  • Jeff: It is time to vote. Wendy, you're up.
  • OstianWendy: *writes down Blake* I love you, but if I want to live another day, I have to do this. No hard feelings xx.
  • Blake Megido: *writes down Wendy* This hurts so much but you're a phenominal player. You've got to go.
  • SpiritAnimal: *writes down Wendy* Yes XD
  • DerpyandDawn: *sighs, and writes down a name*
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. Once the votes are read the decision is final, person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes. First vote.
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  • OstianWendy: *smirks*
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  • Jeff: Wendy. Need to bring me your torch.
  • DerpyandDawn: Sorry babe.
  • OstianWendy: No hard feelings. Good luck. 
  • Jeff: Wendy, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
  • OstianWendy: im getting food BITCHES *walks off*
  • Jeff: Blake, Derpy, Lego, congratulations on making the final three. Tomorrow you will face your final tribal council. Grab your stuff, head back to camp. Goodnight.
  • ~FARRAH TRIBE~
  • Blake Megido: Final three, guys!
  • SpiritAnimal: Final three, fuckers!
  • DerpyandDawn: (CONF) I can't believe I made the final three. Wait, I can. I'm an amazing player, and bringing Wendy would have been an idiotic move, lol. I've played so frickin' hard compared to the other two, and getting here was a major journey. I've got my speech ready.
  • Blake Megido: (CONF) Is it really a shock I made it here? While everyone else is a moron, I've played a smart, level-headed game. I hope the jury will comprehend that, despite how idiotic they are.
  • SpiritAnimal: (CONF) i want cheeseburger and fries... ice cream, ice cream! oh, some like, chips too... and PIZZA! along with A MILLION DOLLARS! this will be my grocery list after winning <3
  • SpiritAnimal: i love this feast
  • Blake Megido: congrats hoes.
  • ~FINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL~
  • Jeff: Now bringing in the members of our jury. Solar, Fiz, Mirnish, Jordan, Dianted, Milk, Maria and Wendy voted out at the last tribal council.
  • SpiritAnimal: hi
  • Jeff: Shut up. Tonight, you three will start with your opening statements. Afterwards, the jury will ask you any question they need to help influence their million dollar vote. Following that, they will vote for a winner. Blake, you're up.
  • Blake Megido: Hi. A lot of people will dislike me for being rude, and asexual and all of that. But after spending my first 12 or so days at the original Brains tribe, you'll understand. I've come through so much adversity in this game. I am an adversity twin. Some of you might not be able to see that due to your jealousy and bias, but I have outwitted, outlast and outplayed. I saw my closest ally go home at the first tribal council, thanks to an idol play. I worked hard to win us challenges, because I would have been going home. From the swap, I got myself into the numbers, only to have that flop at the merge thanks to Maria. But following that, I know I've formed the right bonds to get me here, and while I had to backstab, I played a clean game.
  • Jeff: Derpy, you're up.
  • DerpyandDawn: Hey guys! It's me! Like Blake, I faced a lot of adversity out here too. I've met a lot of idiot hookers in this game, but I am still the Queen Bee, Derpy. I swore I'd win it for my fans, and I would brag about my popularity too. What I want you all to know... is that I'm not really popular. *jury remains quiet, not caring* Yes, queen derpy, is not popular. I just wanted to feel better about myself. I thought if I played hard and got the attention, I'd have real fans... I'm sorry for being an attention seeking twat, but that's who I am. Except Mirnish, fuck you. Thank you.
  • Jeff: What was that? 
  • DerpyandDawn: omg why aren't you all crying this was a heartfelt speech!
  • Jeff: Lego, you're up.
  • SpiritAnimal: Hi. It's me. The fat, food loving, and extremely abrasive comedic relief that no one would have thought would have made it this far. But what I could do that these two idiots weren't, was get myself into a majority alliance. Because unlike those idiots, I had a shred of likability which I used to my advantage. I tried to make myself look weak and dumb so you would all consider me a goat. I'm not just a challenge flop, because when I tried after masking my mad skills, I won that final immunity, and took out the biggest threat in the game. I didn't just ride coattails like I do dick, I made decisions on my own, and I'd be happy to show off my resume. Would you really like to give the million dollars to those two, egotistic and horrible game bots? Thank you.
  • Jeff: Jury, the power now goes to you. Solar, you're up.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: Hi bitches. Lego you did nothing. Blake, you're cool too, and Derpy... yikes. This is a downright horrible final three, but I must make a decision. Derpy, Blake, you two cared more about yourselves than anyone else the entire game, and watching you go on your horrific ego runs was insulting. Lego, why should I give you my vote since you are one of the six people who voted ME out?
  • SpiritAnimal: because its better than voting the other two. But srsly, because I've played a much better social and strategic game than them, and could mask my threatening capabilities.
  • XxSolarEclipsexX: K.
  • Jeff: Fiz, you're up.
  • Fiz: Lego i apreciate ur meat sheldi stargety becuaee #ageofjeremy
  • SpiritAnimal: Thank you.
  • Fiz: Blake, you are the definition of white trash. You're egotistic, trashy, ugly and downright annoying. You think you're shady, when really, you're just an angsty little teenager who thinks it's cool to bring down others since he hates himself. 
  • Blake Megido: I'm asian...
  • Fiz: fuk and i droped the gimick for nothing. Derpy, fuck u 2
  • Jeff: Mirnish, you're up.
  • Mirnish: Hi guys. I'm not going to be bitter like those two bitches.
  • Blake Megido: Ugh, thank you.
  • Mirnish: PSYCHE. I'm actually offended at this final three, because I'm seriously considering voting the most non-factor sitting over here, because his annoying food gimmick was more likable than any shred of redeeming qualities which I'm not even sure you two had. Derpy, why lie about your fans? IT's so fucking annoying.
  • DerpyandDawn: Because-
  • Mirnish: Wait, I don't care. Blake, why do you think you can just be a condescending cunt the entire season? Are you forgetting the jury plays a part in this?
  • Blake Megido: Because, I take my insecurities out on others. That's all there is.
  • Mirnish: Finally, you've actually said an honest question. Lego, tell me a move you made. ANYTHING.
  • SpiritAnimal: At the final seven. I had the choice of sticking with Dianted, Maria and Derpy and just voting out Expired Milkshake, or flipping on my original alliance with Wendy, Milk and Blake to blindside Dianted. I blindsided Dianted.
  • Mirnish: kool. Thanks whores, and bad luck to you all.
  • Jeff: K. Jordan, you're up.
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Hi kweens you all robbed Wendy so fuck you all. I can't believe I'm legally bound to voting for a winner. The first person to say the magic word gets my jury vote.
  • SpiritAnimal: please
  • GalaxyRemixZ: bitch what the fuck this isnt kindergarten
  • DerpyandDawn: Thank you?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: idiot do you listen? 
  • Blake Megido: Dasom?
  • GalaxyRemixZ: Finally. Congrats.
  • Jeff: Dianted, you're up.
  • Dianted:  I'm gonna try to keep this brief, but uhh...I don't need anything from any of you.  Blake, on Day One they put a leadership necklace around your neck.  I would go thirty nine days struggling to find a reason that you deserve that title.  You did nothing.  You did nothing with your team.  You did nothing to encourage them.  Nobody on that team had any guts.  *points at Blake* You're responsible for that.  Derpy.  This hurts me. We had NOTHING in common.  You played an unethical game.  Admittedly played an unethical game.  The crazy thing about it is...you're sitting there.  I'm standing here.  Did you get to the right place by behaving the right way? I've never been in a situation in my entire life where that was the case.  But you sit there proud of it! Lego.  People will call you weak.  People will say that you are undeserving.  But you know what?  Why are those characteristics any less admirable than *counts on fingers* lying, cheating and stealing?  Why does he get a free pass, when your "wrong" way of playing is admonished.  If there's one thing that I have learned in this game *turns to jury and points* it's that perception is NOT reality! REALITY IS REALITY! And you are sitting there and that makes you just as dangerous as any one of those guys there.  You would say that you are probably least deserving of the title of Sole Survivor...but maybe...just maybe...in an environment filled with arrogance *gestures at Derpy* and delusional entitlement *gestures at Blake*.  Maybe the person who thinks that he's least deserving...is probably the most.  You've got my vote.  I hope you get four more.  Congratulations.
  • SpiritAnimal: *wipes tear* Thank you.
  • Blake Megido: oh my god if Lego is Natalie White thats it. fuck pc im killing myself
  • DerpyandDawn: same
  • DestructiveMilkshake: surprise bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. Lego, I can't believe the jury is riding your tiny dick so hard, because it's about to pop right off. Why should I vote for somebody who attacked me constantly, calling me Expired Milkshake? 
  • SpiritAnimal: because if you dont ur a hipster tractor fucker.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Wow, powerful reasoning. Blake, you're an idiot SJW. Say something that ISN'T PC.
  • Blake Megido: Idk... I just did.
  • DestructiveMilkshake: I want fucking more.
  • Blake Megido: why, menenist garbage?
  • DestructiveMilkshake: Just do it.
  • Blake Megido: ...
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  • DestructiveMilkshake: ... Derpy, don't bother. You can't top that. Thank you.
  • Jeff: Okay, Maria, you're up.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hi
  • DerpyandDawn: Hey
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hello
  • Blake Megido: hi
  • SpiritAnimal: So?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • Blake Megido: What's your question?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Manchineel, known as manzanilla de la muerte in Spanish, meaning "little apple of death", are among the fruits that grow on Pahkitew Island. Like its namesake, the manchineel is a poisonous fruit that is hazardous to whoever eats it during I Love You, Grease Pig!. Even touching it gives Samey a rash on her hand, along with an unbearable itchiness. In Twinning Isn't Everything, in order to get back at her twin sister for tormenting her for years, Samey tricks her into eating the fruit. This causes Amy's face to swell and her throat to become inflamed. As she isn't able to speak, Samey takes on Amy's mannerisms and says "Samey" is just begging for attention, resulting in Amy being eliminated.
  • Blake Megido: Sammy/Samey in her sleepwear?
  • SpiritAnimal: Sammy wakes up on December 25th to a christmas meal?
  • DerpyandDawn: Greek Gods and Goddesses. Amy as Iris, Beardo as Apollo.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes Derpy. Thank you. *walks off*
  • Jeff: Wendy, finish this off.
  • OstianWendy: Derpy, Lego... I never really bonded with you two on a personal level. So I don't mind that you two had to vote me out to further your games. 
  • SpiritAnimal: K
  • DerpyandDawn: ^
  • OstianWendy: Blake. I thought me you and Jordan were close. We bonded like nobody else, but you decided that the game was more important than our friendship. And when you got scalped, I was the only one to go over and comfort you, which might not have been aired, but it happened. 
  • Blake Megido: I'm sorry.
  • OstianWendy: I'm not done. You said you'd quit. You couldn't handle all of it, yet I helped you get through it. I made you a new wig. If you can so easily lie to me and throw away our friendship and turn against me... then it's it my turn. I want you to take out your weave. I want them to see you how I saw you.
  • Blake Megido: I don't understand wh-
  • OstianWendy: Just do it.
  • Blake Megido: Can't we jus-
  • OstianWendy: Fine, you won't get my million dollar.
  • Blake Megido: ok i w-
  • OstianWendy: Take out your weave, Blake.
  • Blake Megido: *rips out weave, throwing it into the fire, revealing mohawk* Okay, I'm goth... is that what you want?
  • OstianWendy: Thank you.
  • Jeff: Okay, what a lively tribal council. It is now time for the jury to vote for a winner. Solar, you're up.
  • Dianted: *writes down Lego* You're garbage but congrats xx
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: *writes down Derpy* Yes
  • GalaxyRemixZ: *writes down Blake* You're human garbage but I'm not voting Lego or Derpy. As if. The lesser of three evils, if you will.
  • Jeff: I'll go tally the votes.
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  • Jeff: The winner of Survivor: Kaoh Rong.
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  • Jeff: *flips parchment* Lego. Congratulations.
  • SpiritAnimal: SCREAMING IM GOING TO BUY A MILLION MCDONALDS!
  • Jeff: Thank you all for watching. This has been Survivor. bye.

 

Voting History

Rank Contestant 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
1st SpiritAnimal Derpy Mirnish Milk Solar Dianted Blake Wendy Jordan Dianted Wendy Derpy Wendy Jury Vote
2nd Blake Megido Jordan Tyler Chwiis Mirnish Fiz Mirnish Jordan Jordan Dianted Wendy Derpy Wendy
3rd DerpyandDawn Mirnish Ineligible Aqua Solar Dianted Mirnish Wendy Jordan Milk Wendy Maria Wendy
4th OstianWendy Mirnish Derpy Tyler Chwiis Mirnish Fiz Mirnish Maria Ineligible Dianted Milk Derpy Blake Lego
5th Ma luissahhotmail.com Nemo Rasp Tyler Dianted Solar Dianted Blake Jordan Jordan Milk Wendy Derpy Derpy
6th DestructiveMilkshake Nemo Solar Aqua Solar Dianted Blake Wendy Jordan Dianted Wendy Blake
7th SerenelyChaotic TDN Blake Blake Mirnish Fiz Mirnish Jordan Jordan Milk Lego
8th GalaxyRemixZ Blake Tyler Chwiis Mirnish Fiz Mirnish Maria Ineligible Blake
9Th Mirnish Derpy Ineligible Aqua Solar Dianted Blake Blake
10th XxLucinaFTWxX Derpy Derpy Aqua Solar Dianted Lego
11th XxSolarEclipsexX Nemo Milk Mirnish Mirnish Lego
12th Chwiis 2.0 TDN Blake Blake
13th XxAquaInfinityxX Jordan Mirnish
14th TylerSurvivorFan Nemo Rasp Blake
15th Raspberry*Nightmare Milk Maria
16th GhoistNoises Mirnish Mirnish
17th NLG343 Milk
18th TotalDramaNaruto Jordan

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