staci - dylan
gwen - dylan
chef hatchet - tf
brian jones - dvy
alejandro - bb
|zeke||debuts episode 3||win||in||win||second|
|nemo||debuts episode 5||win||quit|
|alejandro||debuts episode 5||quit|
|brian||debuts ep. 2||low||in||out|
sky: wow ur all weird bc im perfect x
amy: go away! Im the nice twin! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!
zoey: lets just get along guys!
rodney: amy i love you g.oddess
katie: *conf i hate this sky bish end conf*
amy: EVERYONE DOES RODNEY! YOU IDIOT!!!!
gwen: *voice cracks* oH My goD *voice cracks* yOU guys heY*voice cracks*
amy: gross! go away gwen!
rate this selfie
staci: 11/10 ya!
katie: 8/10 bc shes not thin
amy: -1,000,000/10 it looks like SAMEY!!!!!
chef: 7.8/10 too much water
rodney: negative infinity btw amy im a poet check it: flowers and sunsets aren't not true hopefully we're the final two
zoey: 10/10 she looks beautiful!!!!
chris: chef wins bc a good score and so does rodney bc effort
vote sky katie amy zoey staci gwen
zoey: i vote sky bc she looks to much like me :(
staci: yas omg i vote sky too !
sky: vote gwen
katie: i vote sky for being f a t
rodney: i vote sky because she has angered amy
gwen: *voice cracks* i vOTe sKY *voice cracks* aaaAAAah *voice cracks*
amy: sky bc shes a wh*re even if dave sucks too :0
CHRIS: SKY IS OUT
sky: oh nooess *squished by sadie*
DAY 2 OF THE HUNGER GAMES
rodney: amy how can i get far in the game
katie: not far bc ur so fatttt
staci: ya i agree with katie ya!
chef: lucky for me, i'm buff ! *flexes muscles*
gwen: *talks* *voice cracks*
amy: you cant bc u suck.
staci: ya every1 lets talk omg!!!
rodney: can you take me far then
chris: challenge 2 is to fly
chef: *flies* wheeee
staci: *flies* ya!!!!
rodney: i can fly high in the sky *hits a billboard*
chris: vote for katie, amy, zoey, gwen, brian or rodney
amy and zoey: Brian tbh don't know who he is.
brianL rodney do not vote for me pls
staci: rodney ya !
gwen: *voice cracks* i VOTE rODNEY *voice cracks*
brian : :P
chris RODNEY US OUT
rodney: welp *Squished by mildred*
zeke: eh im competing now eh eh eh. eh?
chef: lol @rodney
zeke: eh i have boogers the size of apples sometimes eh *sniffs*
katie: hi brian xox
chris: the challenge is to say hello
zeke: eh! hello! eh!
gwen: *voice cracks* heLLO *voice cracks*
CHRIs: u 4 are imune
chres: vote katie, amy, brian or zoey
Cress: bye emie
amy: *samey sits on her* ah
zeke: why is it not called eh-pisode, eh? i call r-eh-cism! eh!
staci: omg!!! did you know my great great great grandfather invented the word eh????? ya!!!!!
zeke: eh? eh can't hear you over your...eh...fat rolls. eh.
katie: ur all so dum
zeke: eh, that's r00d.
chris: u have to kill katie bc she quits
staci: *kills katie* ya!!!! did u know my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma invented death??????
gwen: *kills katie vigorously*
zeke: weht we can still kill? *kills*
chris: stacey is imuneee!
staci: but um shes already dead????????? @zeke/gwen
VOTE FOR ZOEY or brian or zeke or chef or gwen
zeke: *makes eh pun* zoeh.
staci: brian ya!!!!!!
gwen: *voice cracks* bRian *voice cracks*
chef: sha-zoey! oh wrong character oosp
chris: double elimination *blaineley sits on zoey and brian*
staci: yas f4!!!!!!!
chef: *kisses muscles* golly i'm so sexy *smirk*
Alejandro : Hello ladies.
zeke: who dafuq are yoo eh
gwen: *voice cracks* wOW i GOt 4th in AS i SURe hope I FDONT GET IT AGAIN YEE *voice cracks*
zeke: eh ur voice is funny lel
Nemo: *pantses Alejandro* MY NAME IS NLG, REMEMBER IT WELL YOU ****ERS FOR I'LL CARVE IT INTO YOUR SKULLS!
staci: OMG alejandro ur so hot!!!!! did u know my great great great great great great great aunt invented hotness ya?????
CHRIS: KILL MILDERED, GO
chef and nemo: *kill mildered*
staci: *kills mildred* yas!
zeke: *misses and stabs self* ow
chris: staci is safe, kill alejandro 2 be safe @someone else
zeke: *kills al*
gwen: *kills al*
chris: vote gwen or cheffie
staci: srry chef!!!!
gwen: *voice cracks* cHEF yea *voice cracks*
nemo: GWEN IS MONTENEGRO
zeke: gwen is rehpulsive
CHRIS: jk lol ur new challenge is to kill gwen's mom and do it seperately pls @chef and nemo and staci and gwen
chef: *kills gwen's mom*
staci: *kills gwen's mom 2* !
chris jk *gwen's mom kills gwen
zeke: *misses and kills her dad* eh, gwen? ur an orphan <3
ep 7 chat
chef and nemo: we quit bc this was unfair and we should rant about that since chef's victory was robbed and i hate all of u except zeke rip @us *die*
gwen: *voice cracks* dOES that MEan I gET to COme bbEAcK?? *voice cracks*
chef: this game hurt my feelings i'm honestly upset...and angry :( *dies*
zeke: no we killed u *kills again gg no re*
chris: ok final 2 is gwen staci and zeke
zeke: that's paradoxical
chris: so r u
staci: yas slay him chris!!!!
zeke: *slays staci*
CHRIS: your challenge is to say why you should win xo
staci: i should win bc my great great great great great great great grandpa invented winning!!! ya!!!
gwen: *voice cracks* gO sTACI *voice cracks*
zeke: eh bc staci was eh-relevant and i m-eh-de many eh-xellent eh puns and i like murdered gwen's eh mom and eh dad and it was funn-eh and i should, eh, win, eh! *picks nose*
gwen: *voice cracks* wHY u SHould WIn *voice cracks*
chris: staci wins bc picking noses is grose
la winner ->
zeke: eh, f*** u! *bleeds out from stabbing himself earlier*
brian: why did u guys vote me out?