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Eighteen different objects will be forced to work together in a game of Object: Survivor for a one million dollar prize. 39 days, 18 people, 1 Survivor!

Tribes

Tribe #1: Thommanon

  1. Spoon
  2. Basketball
  3. Butterfly
  4. Clock
  5. Rose
  6. Brick
  7. Pillow
  8. Feather
  9. Urn

Tribe #2: Phimeanakas

  1. Weave
  2. Lipstick
  3. Pineapple
  4. Mirror
  5. Guitar
  6. Candle
  7. Flip Phone
  8. Butter
  9. Watermelon

Episode One: I'll Show You People What I'm Made Of

Maria: Hi XD. I host

[a boat is seen speeding towards the islands of Cambodia]

Maria: Welcome

Basketball: Confessional: I am the ultimate Survivor package. I'm smart, in shape, and I know what to out here and how to win this game.

Rose: Confessional: NO ONE will stand in my way of winning this game. If someone dares try to start a fight with me I want them out as soon as I can.

Pillow: Confessional: I have been DREAMING of this experience FOREVER. I'm a life long super fan and I can't believe a FUCKING PILLOW is competing in a Survivor season!

[another boat is seen speeding towards the islands of Cambodia]

Maria: Welcome

Weave: Confessional: I WILL BE A FUCKING TRAINWRECK THE ENTIRE WAY THROUGH AND ANYONE WHO DARES TO FUCK WITH ME IS DEAD. I WILL DESTROY THEIR ASS AND MAKE THEM FEEL MISERABLE ABOUT THEMSELF.

Butter: Confessional: I'm doing this for my mother Paula Deen. I will make you so proud Paula <3

Mirror: Confessional: I'm so fucking hot...like oh my God. Everyone I know pretty much loves me and when I win this game, I'll rub it in the faces of all my haters.

Maria: XD

~Intro Plays~

[everyone gets off of their boats]

Maria: Hello

[everyone claps]

Maria: *throws maps to both tribes* Goodbye

Candle: What?

Thommanon: Day 1

Feather: Alright, this is a start to what's going to be a great adventure!

Urn: Let's try not to be so personal with each other, alright everyone?

Spoon: *laughs* Okay.

Clock: So let's all introduce ourselves. I'm Clock, by the way. *smiles*

Rose: I'm Rose! *laughs*

Pillow: I'm so excited to play this game with you guys! I've been watching since the very beginning!

Butterfly: *disgusted look* (Confessional: Ugh. I can't stand people who are just goody-goody 24/7. I mean, I'm not out here to make any friends. I have enough of those back home. Like, do these people know what they signed up for? Like...come on! *rolls eyes*)

Brick: *whispering to Butterfly* Look, I know that you aren't into this introduction shit, are you?

Butterfly: *whispers* Yeah, no shit.

Brick: Us two..final two. How does that sound?

Butterfly: You know what? I'm in.

Brick: Great. (Confessional: Brick's Survivor experience has started off great so far. I have an ally which I can hopefully trust, but I'll have to wait and see once we have tribal.)

Butterfuly: Confessional: Brick and I just.. seemed to click right away. I see ourselves going very far in this game.

Rose: Hey, Butterfly. Mind making the rice?

Butterfly: Hm?

Rose: *sighs* Make. The rice.

Butterfly: Why don't you do it?

Rose: I'm asking this is as nicely as I can...MAKE. THE RICE.

Butterfly: You didn't answer my question.

Rose: I don't need to. Go make rice.

Basketball: Just do what Rose said...

Butterfly: Fuck yo rice! *takes the entire bag of rice and dumps it in the fire*

Rose: Confessional: *screams* I can't believe this right now! What is up with her? I say she's the first one to go.

Urn: *comes back up from shore* What the fuck, where did all the rice go?

Butterfly: ... I don't know

Spoon: Stop lying.

Butterfly: I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. ROSE MADE ME.

Rose: Honey, I asked you to go make rice and you refused to. Such immature behavior.

Butterfly: Are we five years old or are we adults here, people? Can't stand you.

Rose: Enjoy your first three days out here!

Butterfly: Not if I find an idol, bitch!

Brick: .. (Confessional: Shit. I just allied with the girl who threw out all our rice. WHAT are we going to do?)

Clock: Ain't nobody got time for this. Come on, let's go fishing.

Butterfly: FUCK YOUR FISHING GEAR. *runs out to shore*

Pillow: NO *runs out and crushes Butterfly*

Butterfly: GET OFF ME

Pillow: Fine. But don't even think about..

Butterfly: Too late, BITCH. *throws fishing gear into the ocean* THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS ALL GET FOR MESSING WITH ME. (Confessional: I don't trust a damn soul out here. Fuck Urn, Fuck Pillow, Fuck Rose. I hope I am able to medevac every single one of them at once so I don't have to live with them anymore.)

Spoon: She is gone. No question.

Brick: *gulps* Yeah.

Rose: I hate her. It's only Day 1, and she's getting on my last nerve. (Confessional: Butterfly NEEDS. TO GO. If this goes wrong, there is something wrong with the world.)

Phimeanakas: Day 1

Mirror: Do we really have to DO STUFF? (Confessional: I am a fucking supermodel, so I need my beauty rest!)

Flip Phone: Um yes

Mirror: why!

Weave: Don't worry Mirror I got this (Confessional: I am a natural leader so these bitches will do whatever I say.) Okay, Candle move that piece of bamboo over there..Pineapple hammer that in over there...Lipstick test it out if we need to fix it. Okay I'm done.

Lipstick: *disgusted look* (Confessional: Weave is a disgusting ratcher ass hoe who deserves to DIE.) no

Weave: Okay Mirror you do it

Mirror: hell no bitch!

Butter: I'll try! *sits on it and it collapses*

Weave: Okay I suck at this someone else finish it

Guitar: Um...you started, so you must finish.

Weave: I'm just gonna mess it up again.

Guitar: *rolls eyes* *under breath* Only with that attitude you are..

Weave: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME

Guitar: Nothing..

Weave: I HEARD YOU. TELL ME OR ELSE I WILL PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DAMAGE YOU.

Guitar: BRING IT.

Weave: Oh...oh oh oh OHHHH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOO. SOMEONE HOLD MY EARRING BECAUSE THIS BITCH ABOUT TO DIE. *lunges forward*

Watermelon: *grabs Weave* Stop it! Do you really want this kind of negative attitude on Day 1? (Confessional: I'm going to try and make peace around camp. I just hope people don't hate me for it.)

Weave: You're no fun.

Watermelon: Whatever.

Pineapple: Just ignore her.

Weave: You know what, y'all? I'll go get water.

Flip Phone: You do that..

~Weave Scene~

Weave: (Confessional: These bitches probs don't like me so IMMA FUCK UP THEIR GAME.) Where is the damn idol..? (I'm looking for the idol because I KNOW I'M FUCKED.) *trips over a rock* Oof! *looks over to her left* OMGOMGOMGOMG. YASSSSSSSSSS OMG *holds up idol* (GUESS WHAT BITCHES: I FOUND THE IDOL AND NONE OF YOU GUYS CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. HAHA)

~Back at Camp~

Weave: *has two buckets of water* I got water!

Pineapple: Yay!

Watermelon: That's awesome! (Confessional: Maybe Weave is worthy of staying. I don't know..I'll have to think about it.)

Immunity Challenge: Day 3

Maria: Welcome. Today will be challenge.

Clock: Um... okay?

Maria: Come judges

~Aqua, Derpy, and Spirit walk in~

Derpy: hey hoez!

Spirit: why am i here again

Maria: Likes the pizza

Spirit: shut up

Aqua: omg maria <3 ur so successful

Maria: Yes. Explain challenge

Derpy: okay so basically everyone pick someone from ur team who is AMAZING and of VALUE. you will walk on THIS RUNWAY

Spirit: *reads directly from paper* the one who gets the best score wins the challenge.. okay can i go order my large pizza now?

Maria: No

Spirit: shut up im doing it anyways *pulls out phone*

Aqua: spirit there's no service here rip :(

Spirit: WHAT THE FUCK

Aqua: yes i know TRAGIC

~Thommanon~

Urn: Who's going?

Feather: Um..I'll go.

Butterfly: Fair enough. No pressure!

Feather: *gulps*

~Phimeanakas~

Lipstick: Okay I volunteer. Any others?

Weave: um ME

Mirror: ME WHAT THE FUCK

Flip Phone: Clam down! Let's figure this out orderly.

Butter: Clam down what

Flip Phone: UGH. Fucking autocorrect. ************Calm Okay are we God now? *screams internally* (Confessional: My autocorrect might RUIN my relationships with these people :( )

Mirror: I'M GOING SINCE I'M A FUCKING MIRROR

Weave: Fine. FEEL THE PRESSURE BITCH.

Lipstick: ^ :)

~Thommanon~

Maria: Go

Feather: *shyly walks on the catwalk* *very innocentally* Um.. hi *smiles*

Derpy: BOO. 7

Aqua: 5

Spirit: 0

Maria: 12.

Feather: Oh no :(

~Phimeanakas~

Mirror: *struts on the catwalk* LOOK AT ME BITCH. I'M FUCKING AMAZING. LOOK. AT ME. LOOK. AT ME. I'M SO FUCKING HOT.

Derpy: OMG 10. YOU ARE SO RIGHT

Aqua: 3

Spirit: 0

Maria: Phimeanakas wins

Mirror: I TOLD YOU ALL

Weave: YASSSSSSSS

Flip Phone: Yes, yes, yes!

Maria: Get flint. *throws flint to Phimeanakas* Thommanon tribal. Leave.

Aqua: maria ily

Maria: Leave

Aqua: but :(

Maria: Leave

Aqua: okay *sobs*

~Derpy, Aqua, and Spirit exit~

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