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Summary

Goddess Island is a reality competition show where all around goddesses, including stars such as Tiffany “New York” Pollard and Selena Gomez, compete to win a grand prize. But it won’t be easy, because they’ll have to deal with each other and their environment for as long as they can. Each week, someone will win immunity and guarantee themselves another week in the game. But for the unlucky others, they will have to face the dreaded Robbed Goddess Ceremony, where one of them will be voted out and lose their chance at winning the money.

Cast

Julia Sokolowski - "Survivor" contestant, 19

Sadie - "Total Drama" contestant, 16

Meg Griffin - "Family Guy" character, 18

Rachel Reilly - "Big Brother" contestant, 31

Ruby - "Small Potatoes" character, 3

Jocasta Odom - "Big Brother" contestant, 34

Tiffany Pollard - Reality Television Star, 34

Sierra Thomas - "Survivor" contestant, 27

Ma luissahhotmail.com - "Wikia" user, 16

Darules - "Wikia" user, 4

Wanda - "Fairly OddParents" character, Immortal

Britney Britney - "Fairly OddParents" character, 34

Selena Gomez - Actress/Singer, 23

Raven Baxter - "That's So Raven" character, 18

Week 1

  • Farrah Abraham: Hi! I'm Farrah! I didn't get a spot in the house but they decided to make me the host, so now these bitches are under my control. But because I'm forced to let them have opening confessionals, let's hear them.
  • Opening Confessionals
  • Julia Sokolowski: I'm Julia, I'm 19, and I'm originally from Survivor: Kaoh Rong! I think people will underestimate me because I'm young. But I'm a really good player! I made the Final-
  • Farrah Abraham: CBS cut her off because of spoilers. Next!
  • Ruby: i'm Ruby and I'm 3. I am a part of the Small Potatoes but everyone knows that I'm the HEAD Small Potato [Ruby twerks].
  • Jocasta Odom: [praying]
  • Farrah Abraham: Is she going to do anything else...
  • Jocasta Odom: [praying] OH FATHER YOU GOT THE GLORY.
  • Opening Confessionals end.
  • Farrah Abraham: This is probably the most boring cast I've ever fucking seen but whatever. Here comes the cast now.
  • [The whole cast of Goddess Island walks out]
  • Sadie: HI
  • Ruby: [bounces]
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi. Take a look around you. These cunts here are your fellow contestants. They'll be competing against you for the grand prize.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [already beating up someone]
  • Ruby: OW OW OW BITCH STOP
  • Tiffany Pollard: [gets held back by Security]
  • Ruby: you cunt i'm not going to be mashed potatoes any time soon sweetie.
  • Farrah Abraham: Ugh let me announce the twist. You were supposed to stay in some house but since someone has already had to be held back by security, you'll have to earn it. You'll be trapped on an island!
  • Meg Griffin: [eating Hot Dogs]
  • Farrah Abraham: You'll also have to earn food so give me that you fat bitch. [takes the Hot Dogs from Meg]
  • [Security opens a huge curtain that displays an island]
  • Farrah Abraham: You'll be staying there.
  • [The cast stares at her]
  • Farrah Abraham: GO ON THE ISLAND BEFORE I KILL THIS WHOLE FUCKING CAST.
  • [The cast walks to the island]
  • The Island
  • Sierra Thomas: This place makes me miss my horses!
  • Jocasta Odom: [kisses Sierra] Gurl I'll pray for ya' horses.
  • Sierra Thomas: Thanks.
  • Darules and Wanda are talking.
  • Darules: humps brit brat and brute powerpuff girls.
  • Darules: (CONF) inspiring drag queen me brit brat and brute
  • Wanda: Hi Darules!
  • Darules: wanda do you hate vicky
  • Wanda: Vicky is evil! Mean babysitter!
  • Darules: i will kill vicky and feed her organs to brit brat and brute the powerpuff girls
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [walks to Wanda and Darules] Hi
  • Wanda: Hi Maria!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Is Samey.
  • Wanda: Hi Samey!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: likes the pizza
  • Darules: cheeseburgers chili cheese fries
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Wanda: I have to go...
  • Sadie and Rachel are talking about missing their loved ones.
  • Rachel Reilly: I miss Brendon!
  • Sadie: I miss Katie!
  • Rachel Reilly: OMG we must go shout for them!
  • Sadie: GOOD IDEA!
  • Rachel Reilly: BRENDONNNNNN
  • Sadie: KATIIIIIEEEEE
  • Ruby: stfu yall acting like u got 30 bois on yo pussy's but really you aint got shit
  • Rachel Reilly: [cries]
  • Sadie: [cries]
  • Selena and Raven are talking about being former Disney characters.
  • Selena Gomez: Alex was an iconic goddess.
  • Raven Baxter: I miss when I was a character but they dropped That's So Raven and now I'm homeless.
  • Selena Gomez: That's horrible! But Alex > Raven.
  • Raven Baxter: S'cuse me how?
  • Selena Gomez: What?
  • Raven Baxter: I hate you.
  • [Raven walks away and accidentally bumps into Tiffany]
  • Tiffany Pollard: Watch where you going you washed up bore whore!
  • Raven Baxter: Why are y'all so mean? Fuck you Tiffany Pollard!
  • Tiffany Pollard: YOU MOTHA' FUCKIN' WHORE! [grabs Raven by her weave and throws her in the water]
  • Raven Baxter: [sobs]
  • Tiffany Pollard: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! DON'T MESS WITH THE HBIC! [cackles]
  • Farrah Abraham walks onto the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: It's fun to watch you guys kill each other, but I have to explain this first. Every week, you will have immunity challenges, where one of you will be safe from the vote. If you aren't safe, you will have to go to the Robbed Goddess Ceremony later at night, where you will vote someone out of the Island. This process will be repeated until we have a winner.
  • Ruby: these people will crush me i dont wanna become mashed potatoes gtfo
  • Farrah Abraham: Too bad. Oh, and by the way, there's two idols at this Island. Idols give you the power to save yourself from being voted out at the Robbed Goddess Ceremony, but you have to play it before the votes are read. Anyway, we should get to your first immunity challenge.
  • Farrah and the contestants walk out to the challenge grounds, where platforms are seen in the ocean.
  • Farrah Abraham: This is the challenge area. All of your challenges will take place in here. Some of your challenges will be in the ocean, as you can see to your left. Or, some of the challenges will be on the ground, which can be more difficult. For this challenge, you'll be in the ocean. If you look to your left again, you will see triangle shaped platforms. You guys will have to stand on them. Whoever is the last one to fall into the ocean wins immunity!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: XD
  • The contestants are standing on their platforms.
  • Farrah Abraham: Now that you're all on your platforms, this challenge starts... now!
  • Rachel Reilly: I'm a competition queen so all of you can like.. drop now.
  • Julia Sokolowski: #Survivor! [throws her heels at Rachel]
  • Rachel Reilly: [falls off] Hey!
  • Farrah Abraham: Rachel is the first one out of this challenge.
  • Sierra Thomas: My horses would be so proud of me!
  • Jocasta Odom: I'm missin' my daily prayer session! [jumps in the ocean and prays] Oh father ya' got the glory!
  • Farrah Abraham: Jocasta is out.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Raven I'm still pissed at you.
  • Raven Baxter: Do I care???
  • Tiffany Pollard: You better care.
  • Raven Baxter: Why, you want attention you attention seeking bitch??
  • Tiffany Pollard: YOU LITTLE WHORE. [tackles Raven]
  • Tiffany and Raven: [falls into the water, but they're still fighting]
  • Farrah Abraham: Both of you are out.
  • Farrah Abraham: Ugh you fuckers are so boring. I'm bribing you. [she pulls out an advantage] an advantage in the next challenge.
  • Meg Griffin: I'll take it!
  • Selena Gomez: Me too!
  • Farrah Abraham: One of you will get it, the other will come out as a loser.
  • [Selena and Meg jump into the water, swimming to Farrah]
  • [Selena gets there first]
  • Meg Griffin: Aw!
  • Farrah Abraham: I was literally just kidding you thirsty hoe. Both of you are out. The advantage was a blank paper.
  • Sadie: MY FAT ROLLS ARE TINGLING
  • Julia Sokolowski: What?!
  • Sadie: MY THIGHS ARE BOUNCING
  • Julia Sokolowski: Sadie calm down!
  • Sadie: [flies into the sky and comes back down, falling onto Ruby and into the water]
  • Julia Sokolowski: .
  • Farrah Abraham: Sadie and Ruby, you're out.
  • Ruby: YOU STUPID FAT BITCH I HATE YOU CUNT
  • Sadie: :(
  • Britney Britney: I love soy milk! [falls into the water]
  • Farrah Abraham: That was literally her first line that Purple bitch. Anyone, she's out.
  • Farrah Abraham: This is boring. [she throws Pizza and Cheeseburgers into the water]
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Likes the pizza. [dives in]
  • Darules: cheeseburger chili cheese fries [dives in]
  • Farrah Abraham: You're both out.. but enjoy your wet food you stupid scum.
  • Wanda: I'm against the Survivor girls!
  • Julia Sokolowski: [laughs]
  • Wanda: Did you laugh at me? That's not very polite!
  • Sierra Thomas: I think she was just-
  • Wanda: [uses her wand to lift them both up into the sky and throw them into the water]
  • Farrah Abraham: We have it! Wanda has won immunity!
  • Julia Sokolowski: That was rigged!
  • Sierra Thomas: Yeah!
  • Farrah Abraham: Stfu. Anyway go back to camp.
  • At the Island
  • Sadie: OMG congrats on immunity Wanda! BUT FUCK MARIA AND DARULES FOR GETTING THE FOOD I DESERVED THAT!
  • Wanda: Thanks sweetie <333
  • Meg Griffin: I'm exhausted. [skinny dips in the ocean]
  • Britney Britney: [looks at Meg] I just had a seizure! [smiles]
  • Ruby: yo wanda hit me up with that good shit
  • Ruby: (CONF) wanda is already an immunity threat but im tryna get on her good side so i can get them allies yknow what i saying
  • Julia, Sierra, Jocasta, Rachel, and Tiffany are seen talking together out in the woods.
  • Julia Sokolowski: I think the five of us can be a strong alliance. Mainly because we each have experience with these types of shows.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I really think that too.
  • Sierra Thomas: We can dominate this game!
  • Rachel Reilly: One of us BETTER find the idol though!
  • Jocasta Odom: Girls. We pray before we make alliances.
  • Tiffany Pollard: What bitch?
  • Jocasta Odom: [prays]
  • Sierra Thomas: Anyway, we should decide who we're voting out.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I wish we could just get this bitch medically evacuated for messing with me, but let's just vote off Raven. We need numbers though.
  • Rachel Reilly: Wanda, Britney, Darules, and Maria seem brainless, so why not just get them? They're perfect goats, plus, nobody's going to ask for their votes!
  • Julia Sokolowski: Great idea.
  • Jocasta brings in Maria, Darules, Wanda, and Britney
  • Britney Britney: Oranges! :D <3
  • Rachel Reilly: Maria will you vote Raven?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never
  • Rachel Reilly: What?!
  • Jocasta Odom: I got this: María le votar Raven?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes XD
  • Julia Sokolowski: Perfect.
  • Jocasta Odom: Darules Timmy Turner wants you to vote Raven!
  • Darules: ok
  • Britney Britney: BANANA BROWN PEELS
  • Jocasta Odom: Britney, I will give you banana brown peels if you vote Raven.
  • Britney Britney: Chip!
  • Jocasta Odom: I'm assuming that means yes.
  • Wanda: No need to address me, I'm down with it.
  • Sadie, Meg, Raven, Ruby, and Selena are talking about the vote.
  • Ruby: that bitch TIFFANY ya she gotta go
  • Raven Baxter: Trust me, I know. That cunt threw me in the water, how disrespectful!
  • Selena Gomez: Ugh, I can't stand her!
  • Sadie: Ya she's MEANIE
  • Meg Griffin: I'm sexually attracted to her.
  • Ruby: [stares at Meg] bitch if you dont vote her i will eat your weave after tribal
  • Meg Griffin: [gulps] Okay, I'll vote her! [she turns around and rubs a poster of Tiffany]
  • Selena Gomez: So we're set?
  • Sadie: yess!!!!!!!!
  • THE ROBBED GODDESS CEREMONY
  • Farrah Abraham: Each of you, please sit, we have some discussion.
  • Farrah Abraham: Tiffany. You're the biggest drama queen here. Does that effect your game?
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch I ain't a drama queen, I'm just tellin' the truth to these fake hoes.
  • Farrah Abraham: [rolls her eyes] Whatever. Ruby, you're also a bit of a drama que-
  • Ruby: don't you dare call me out i will throw u in da fire and watch you burn biotch
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay then. Obviously the questions aren't going to work out, so let's get to voting. Julia, you're up.
  • Julia walks to the voting booth.
  • Julia Sokolowski: [holds up ______'s picture] This was an agreement from my alliance. Goodbye.
  • Sadie walks to the voting booth.
  • Sadie: [holds up ______'s picture] you're a meanie butch
  • Meg walks to the voting booth.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds up ______'s picture] Sorry ily you're hot and sexy and beautiful. Goodbye : (((((
  • Rachel walks to the voting booth.
  • Rachel Reilly: [holds up ______'s picture] NOBODY GETS BETWEEN ME AND MY ALLIANCE! [cackles]
  • Ruby walks to the voting booth.
  • Ruby: [holds up ______'s picture] ur literally a skank help me
  • Jocasta walks to the voting booth.
  • Jocasta Odom: [holds up ______'s picture] God meant for every one to be friendly, nice, and kind. You are the opposite.
  • Tiffany walks to the voting booth.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [holds up _____'s picture] Sweetie, you've messed with the wrong bitch, and look what's boutta happen.
  • Sierra walks to the voting booth.
  • Sierra Thomas: [holds up _____'s picture] My horses would be proud of this.
  • Maria walks to the voting booth.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [holds up _____'s picture] (Samey) and (Amy) the Pahkitew Twins Cheerleader
  • Darules walks to the voting booth.
  • Darules: [holds up ______'s picture] vicky the big bitch babysitter and timmy
  • Wanda walks to the voting booth.
  • Wanda: [holds up ______'s picture] Sorry sport. You haven't been bad to me, but I'm voting with the majority.
  • Britney walks to the voting booth.
  • Britney Britney: [holds up ______'s picture] NIP SLIPS AND SEX TAPES! <3
  • Selena walks to the voting booth.
  • Selena Gomez: [holds up ______'s picture] Next time, be nicer.
  • Raven walks to the voting booth.
  • Raven Baxter: [holds up ______'s picture] Clearly you don't like me and I don't like you. BYE.
  • Everyone has voted.
  • Farrah Abraham: I'l will now display your votes.
  • Farrah Abraham: But before I do that, if anyone has an idol that you'd like to save yourself with, please do so.
  • No one stands.
  • Farrah Abraham: I will now read the votes.
  • First vote... Tiffany.
  • Second vote... Raven.
  • Third vote... Tiffany.
  • Fourth vote... Raven.
  • Fifth vote... Tiffany.
  • Sixth vote... Raven.
  • Seventh vote... Tiffany.
  • Eight vote... Raven.
  • Ninth vote... Tiffany.
  • Tenth vote... Raven.
  • Eleventh vote... Tiffany.
  • Twelfth vote... Raven.
  • Thirteenth vote... Tiffany.
  • Fourteenth and final vote... Raven.
  • Farrah Abraham: The vote has tied, so here's what we'll do. Because, even if we revoted, the votes would more than likely stay the same, you two will face a rock draw. But the rules apply differently. The other contestants have voted, but this time, they'll be drawing rocks. This time, there are actually 11 purple rocks, and 1 white rock. If someone draws the white rock, the person that they voted for will be leaving Goddess Island.
  • The other 12 contestants pull out a rock.
  • Farrah Abraham: Reveal.
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  • Wanda has drawn the white rock.
  • Wanda: Yes!
  • Farrah Abraham: [turns to Tiffany and Raven]
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  • Farrah Abraham: Raven, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island. It's time for you to go.
  • Raven Baxter: [sighs] Letting Tiffany FakeHoe-llard stay here is a big shame.
  • Tiffany Pollard: BITCH YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT. [she grabs Raven's weave and throws it in the fire] YOU CAN GO BALD BITCH.
  • Raven Baxter: [runs away]
  • Tiffany Pollard: That dumb slut runnin' away like she scared or some shit.
  • Farrah Abraham: After our first vote off, things have gotten crazy already. You may now leave the Robbed Goddess Ceremony and return to the Island.
  • The remaining 13 walk back to the Island.

Week 2

  • After last night's Ceremony, only Tiffany, Maria, and Darules have woken up.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [getting fish] Samey misses Pizza
  • Darules: yea
  • Tiffany Pollard: (CONF) I know two little shits that flipped on me last night. But I'm still here, try again.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [walks to Maria and Darules] Can I talk to y'all for a second?
  • Maria, Darules, and Tiffany walk to the oceanfront.
  • Tiffany Pollard: What's wrong with you two?
  • Darules: ya
  • Tiffany Pollard: What do you mean yeah?
  • Tiffany Pollard: [rolls her eyes] Whatever. Just don't flip again or my fist'll be up your ass.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never
  • Tiffany Pollard: Excuse me?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Sexy
  • Darules: brit
  • Tiffany Pollard: Who the fuck is Brit?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Be quiet
  • Tiffany Pollard: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WHORE [grabs Maria and throws her out in the ocean]
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [floats away]
  • Darules: oh no
  • Tiffany Pollard: [grabs Darules and crushes him with a rock]
  • Tiffany Pollard: [pushes the rock out into the ocean and lets him float off with Maria]
  • Tiffany Pollard: [dusts her hands off] I'll just say they were eaten by monkeys.
  • Everyone else is starting to wake up.
  • Sadie: [wakes up and stretches] i need a cinnamon roll
  • Sierra Thomas: There's no cinnamon rolls here.
  • Sadie: [SOBS]
  • Selena Gomez: Has anyone seen Ma hoopie and Datone?
  • Tiffany Pollard: Somethin' tragic happened. I woke up and I saw monkeys eating their organs. [winks to the camera]
  • Meg Griffin: WHAT! I'M STRESSED NOW.
  • Explicit scene with Meg x Hot Dogs.
  • Tiffany Pollard: You nasty bitch.
  • Meg Griffin: I'm sorry I can't help it :(
  • Ruby: why yall stressin over some shit i mean those two was shit anyway
  • Julia Sokolowski: They're still people though.
  • Sadie: can I eat them with the monkeys
  • Jocasta Odom: No!
  • Sadie: :(
  • Wanda: This is not good! I'm going to tell production about the situation.
  • Britney Britney: Oops! I queefed! :D <333
  • Wanda: Britney, you should come to. [carries Britney to Production]
  • Wanda and Britney are with production.
  • Wanda: Maria and Darules were eaten by monkeys!
  • Farrah Abraham: idrc I mean the show has to go on????
  • Farrah Abraham: now go back to the island
  • Wanda and Britney walk back to the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: [walks in] I understand that there was a "situation" at camp this morning, but the show must go on so head to the challenge area so we can begin.
  • The contestants are walking behind of Farrah, to the challenge grounds.
  • Wanda and Meg are discussing what happened to Darules and Maria.
  • Wanda: You know, I feel bad for them!
  • Meg Griffin: Me too.
  • Farrah Abraham: [puts Meg on a leash and drags her] BE QUIET DOGGY
  • The challenge grounds.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hello cuntestants! For this challenge, you'll be standing on a narrow beam, and you'll be given a small platform, where you must balancenn ji have o aidea why this is here ignore it na ball. When I say "Move on", you will step lower onto the beam, and your hands will move lower on the platform. Does you cunts understands?
  • All: Yes!
  • Farrah Abraham: We'll get started.
  • Every contestant grabs a platform, and steps onto the beFjam.
  • Farrah Abraham: You may now begin.
  • Ruby: i dont have hands u greedy whore [bounces off of the balance beam]
  • Farrah Abraham: Ruby is out by default lmaoooo
  • Ruby: stfu slut
  • Julia Sokolowski: I wore heels to this challenge.
  • Sierra Thomas: Why?
  • Julia Sokolowski: I don't know :(
  • Julia Sokolowski: [her heels break and she falls on her ass]
  • Julia Sokolowski: OOOOOW
  • Sierra Thomas: oh.
  • Farrah Abraham: Julia is out for being a dumb bitch and wearing heels.
  • Sadie: ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
  • Jocasta Odom: huh
  • Sadie: MY THIGHS ARE BOUNCING AND MY FAT ROLLS ARE TINGLING
  • Tiffany Pollard: [cackles]
  • Sadie: [flies into the sky and lands on Ruby again]
  • Ruby: BITCH YOU BROKE MY BOOB JOB
  • Sadie: im sorry!!!! i need that cheecked out IMMEDIATELY.
  • Farrah Abraham: Three have fallen, so move on.
  • The remaining contestants attempt to move down.
  • Britney Britney: [falls on her face] I feel pretty! :D
  • Selena Gomez: [slips] This feels worse than David Henry sex!
  • Jocasta Odom: LORD I KNOW YOU GOT ME. ALL IN YA' NAME, I KNOW YA' GOT ME.
  • Jesus: [pushes Jocasta off] oops
  • Jocasta Odom: [sobs]
  • Farrah Abraham: Three people have already fallen. It's time to Move on.
  • The remaining contestant attempt to move down.
  • Rachel Reilly: [her ball falls off of the platform] Fuck.
  • Farrah Abraham: RACHEL THIS IS LIVE TV NO CURSING.
  • Rachel Reilly: :}
  • Farrah Abraham: Meg, Tiffany, Sierra, and Wanda remain.
  • Meg Griffin: Oh, em, gee. I can't believe I'm still in!
  • [A fairy comes in and pushes Meg off]
  • Meg Griffin: ;(
  • Tiffany Pollard: l-o-s-e-r
  • Wanda: That's it. [she takes out her wand]
  • Farrah Abraham: [takes it from her] You're disqualified. I saw what you fucking did in the last challenge.
  • Wanda: bitch
  • Tiffany Pollard: lmao
  • Farrah Abraham: Now that the last three people have fallen off, you two will be given materials to throw at each other. Have fun and don't get too bitchy. [hands them materials]
  • Sierra Thomas: [throws picture of Pumkin from FoL at Tiffany]
  • Tiffany Pollard: BITCH YOU ASKING FOR IT [throws pillows filled with rocks at Sierra]
  • Sierra Thomas: [falls off] OUCH!
  • Farrah Abraham: Tiffany wins immunity!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bow down to the queen, bitches.
  • Farrah Abraham: You can go back to the island and have an orgy, or whatever you do there.
  • The contestants return to the island.
  • Ruby: (CONF) like honestly tho i know lot of these hoes are in aliances so i must find the idol before those skanks do!
  • Ruby is searching the woods.
  • Ruby: [bounces on top of tree] where the fuck is that little shit [falls]
  • Ruby: ow tf
  • Ruby: [bounces to the bushes and looks around] ugh where the fuck!!!!!!
  • Ruby: [she digs around and finds a small bag]
  • Ruby: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG [opens it and turns to the camera] ITS THE IDOL
  • Ruby: MY SHIT IS BOUNCING RN YALL
  • Ruby: [puts it in her weave and rolls to the camp]
  • Rachel, Sierra, Julia, Jocasta, and Tiffany have met up in the woods.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I'm set on this vote and none of y'all can change my mind.
  • Julia Sokolowski: Who?
  • Tiffany Pollard: Ruby. I saw that bitch roll out of this very spot like she slick or some shit.
  • Rachel Reilly: UUUGH I hate her!
  • Sierra Thomas: Me too. She dissed my horses!
  • Jocasta Odom: I will pray for her.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Listen, we need to confront everyone else. Be right back.
  • Tiffany has gathered everyone in the woods to discuss Ruby's behavior.
  • Tiffany Pollard: All of y'all need to understand that Ruby is a bitch, she's a snake, she's a cunt, she's a terrible person, and the list goes on. If you don't vote her, you're really going to regret it. I HATE THIS BITCH.
  • Meg Griffin: [thinks about Ruby] oh her sexy round body... daddy
  • Tiffany Pollard: [punches Meg] LISTEN BITCH
  • Meg Griffin: mom
  • Wanda: I guess voting Ruby would be a good idea... She means well, but sport is really bad in the behavior department.
  • Britney Britney: <3
  • Sadie: so whats in it for US.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [shoves a donut down Sadie's throat]
  • Sadie: YUMM
  • Tiffany Pollard: Putcha hands it if you're set on voting Ruby.
  • Everyone puts their hands in.
  • Ruby notices everyone walking out of the woods.
  • Ruby: so why are yall bitches talking strategy????
  • Tiffany Pollard: It's not of your business, rotten slut.
  • Ruby: excuse me lmao???
  • Tiffany Pollard: What are you gonna do bout' it?
  • Ruby: THIS [bites Tiffany]
  • Tiffany Pollard: FUCK YOU [grabs Ruby and squeezes her]
  • Ruby: STOP I CAN FEEL MY ORGANS REACHING MY THROAT
  • Tiffany Pollard: [squeezes her and starts to feel her tear apart]
  • Sierra Thomas: [slaps Ruby out of Tiffany's hands] Stop!
  • Ruby: i will DEFEAT you cunt [licks Sierra]
  • Sierra Thomas: What are you doing?
  • Ruby: defeating you [continues to lick her]
  • Sadie: IM HUNGRY [grabs Ruby and bites into her]
  • Ruby: OW OW OW BITCH STOP OW [bruises Sadie with her head]
  • Julia Sokolowski: [accidentally throws her heels onto Ruby]
  • Ruby: bitch you STABBED me [bites Julia]
  • Meg Griffin: [throws hot dogs at Ruby] It's food, like you!
  • Britney Britney: potato! <3 :DDDD
  • Farrah walks to the Island and notices what's happening.
  • Farrah Abraham: Oh my god you're killing another cuntestant. STOP! It's time for The Robbed Goddess Ceremony.
  • THE ROBBED GODDESS CEREMONY
  • Farrah Abraham: Now that all of you are seated and Ruby has been checked out by medical, we can start. Julia, you may now vote.
  • Julia walks to the voting booth.
  • Julia Sokolowski: [holds up ______'s picture] I didn't even mean to stab you with my heels.
  • Sadie walks to the voting booth.
  • Sadie: [holds up ______'s picture] [sobs] i can't believe im voting out a FOOD!
  • Meg walks to the voting booth.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds up ______'s picture] You probably killed Darone and Ma hoopie!
  • Rachel walks to the voting booth.
  • Rachel Reilly: [holds up ______'s picture] I don't want to play this game with major hoes like you!
  • Ruby walks to the voting booth.
  • Ruby: [holds up ______'s picture] u will be leaving tonight u bitch guaranteed!!!
  • Jocasta walks to the voting booth.
  • Jocasta Odom: [holds up ______'s picture] I'll pray for ya' after ya' leave.
  • Tiffany walks to the voting booth.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [holds up ______'s picture] Bitch I own you!
  • Sierra walks to the voting booth.
  • Sierra Thomas: [holds up ______'s picture] You are not a good person.
  • Wanda walks to the voting booth.
  • Wanda: [holds up ______'s picture] Sorry, kiddo!
  • Britney walks to the voting booth.
  • Britney Britney: [holds up ______'s picture] Juice!
  • Selena walks to the voting booth.
  • Selena Gomez: [holds up ______'s picture] Sorry.
  • Everyone is done voting.
  • Farrah Abraham: You have all voted, but before I read the votes, if one of you has an idol that you'd like to play, you may now do so now to save yourself or someone else.
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  • Ruby: honestly bitch im not riskin' shit
  • Tiffany Pollard: WHAT.
  • Ruby: [rolls to Farrah and gives her the idol] here
  • Ruby: [rolls back to her seat]
  • Farrah Abraham: This is an idol, so any votes cast for Ruby will be nullified. I will now read your votes.
  • First vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT
  • Second vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT
  • Third vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT
  • Fourth vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT
  • Fifth vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT
  • Sixth vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT
  • Seventh vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT.
  • We are at no votes, at the moment.
  • Eighth vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT.
  • Ninth vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT.
  • Tenth vote... Ruby - DOES NOT COUNT.
  • Only one vote left.
  • Eleventh vote, and the 2nd person voted out of Goddess Island.
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  • Rachel.
  • Rachel Reilly: Oh em gee.... WHAT!?
  • Ruby: lmao you bitches
  • *#BLINDSIDE*
  • Farrah Abraham: Rachel, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island. Please leave.
  • Rachel Reilly: [flips off Ruby and exits]
  • Ruby: oh stfu whore
  • Farrah Abraham: After that idol play, a majority alliance may have just been crushed. You may now go back to the Isla-
  • Darules: hi
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Hi
  • Farrah Abraham: I thought you two died.
  • Tiffany Pollard: the fuck?
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Samey not eaten by Shark
  • Darules: timmy
  • Farrah Abraham: Whatever, go join the group. You may all now head back to the Island.
  • The remaining 12 walk back to the Island.

Week 3

  • The contestants are walking back to the Island after the ceremony.
  • Julia Sokolowski: (CONF) Rachel was actually a good person and she didn't deserve that. It's unfair.
  • Sierra Thomas: [puts her torch by the tree]
  • Sierra Thomas: (CONF) My alliance may be on the outs for the first time in this game. It's taking a turn.
  • Ruby: haha i got it bitches
  • Ruby: rachel is gone that bitch fake boob bitch
  • Julia Sokolowski: [kicks Ruby] Be quiet.
  • Ruby: bitch i'll CUT you [bites Julia]
  • Tiffany Pollard: [cackles]
  • Tiffany Pollard: (CONF) If I don't win immunity I could be going out but y'all know how that shit go with Ruby and shit.
  • It's now morning, and only Meg and Sadie have woken up. They're swimming.
  • Sadie: [puts on turtle floaties] turtles
  • Meg Griffin: Hi goddess
  • Sadie: im HUNGRY
  • Meg Griffin: Me too! I have hot dogs!
  • Sadie: u shoved those in bad bad bad places meg!
  • Meg Griffin: [cries]
  • Sadie: [feels something rush by her foot] wHAT WAS T HAT
  • Meg Griffin: !
  • Sadie: ITS DRAIBGIGNG ME NOW MEG HELP
  • Meg Griffin: I don't know what to do!
  • Sadie: [gets pulled under water]
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [licks Sadie's leg] No Samey [lets her go]
  • Sadie: [kicks Maria] LEAVE!!!!!!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [sinks to the bottom]
  • Sadie: oh no
  • Meg Griffin: You killed her.
  • Sadie: lol
  • Everyone else has woken up.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Jocasta, Sierra, Julia, come here for a second.
  • The four of them walk to the woods, in their usual meeting area.
  • Tiffany Pollard: We gotta do somethin' about that bitch.
  • Sierra Thomas: I agree.
  • Julia Sokolowski, Jocasta Odom: [nods]
  • Sierra Thomas: She doesn't have her idol anymore so Wanda and Britney Britney could still potentially be on our side.
  • Julia Sokolowski: We still need one more person.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Has nobody tried gettin' Sadie and Meg.
  • Jocasta Odom: I'll go get them.
  • Jocasta leaves, and then comes back with Sadie and Meg following her.
  • Meg Griffin: Hi.
  • Sadie: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • Tiffany Pollard: You girls need ta' get rid of that potato bitch.
  • Sadie: i luv potatoes
  • Julia Sokolowski: That's not her point.
  • Sadie: i love pointy potatoes
  • Sierra Thomas: .
  • Meg Griffin: [covers Sadie's mouth] We'll vote with you.
  • Meg and Sadie walk off.
  • Sadie: we arent actually voting with tthose WHOERs are we?
  • Meg Griffin: Of course not.
  • Sadie: ok good
  • Farrah walks onto the island.
  • Farrah Abraham: Gather round' bitches.
  • Farrah Abraham: Head to the challenge grounds and I'll explain.
  • Farrah and the contestants walk to the challenge grounds.
  • Farrah Abraham: I see you're all here, so let me explain what you're doing today.
  • Farrah Abraham: For this challenge, you'll be racing each other. But you'll be blindfolded. If you happen to trip on the course or anything like that, you'll be out.
  • Sadie: will we get FOOD at the end
  • Farrah Abraham: No.
  • Sadie: fuck you
  • Meg Griffin: Sadie you can have my food! [flaunts her ass]
  • Sadie: no
  • Meg Griffin: :(
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, here. [she hands everyone blindfolds]
  • Everyone is lined up at a starting line, in the middle of the woods.
  • Farrah Abraham: Is everyone ready?
  • Ruby: no bitch i;ll get CRUSHED
  • Farrah Abraham: Too bad. Ready. set.
  • GO!
  • All: [runs]
  • Sadie: I'M ALREADY OUT OF BREATH
  • Sadie: [falls to the ground]
  • Ruby: [bouncing] i can feel my vagina bouncing this aint some shit
  • Jocasta Odom: [gets down and prays]
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: is Samey
  • Farrah Abraham: This is fucking boring. [throws obstacles out in the course]
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [trips over Samey] is Samey!
  • Samey: Hi Ma luissah!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [kisses Samey] Samey is Pretty
  • Samey: [laughs]
  • Farrah Abraham: Sadie, Jocasta, and Maria are out of the challenge. 10 remain.
  • Britney Britney: [about to fall]
  • Wanda: I'm doing good!
  • Britney Britney: [grabs onto Wanda's wings and drags her down with her]
  • Wanda: What the?
  • Britney Britney: Soy sauce! :D <3
  • Wanda: Britney!
  • Farrah Abraham: Britney and Wanda are out of the challenge.
  • Wanda: I must have a long talk with you, missy!
  • Britney Britney: Missy Payne! :D
  • Meg Griffin: I will finally know what success feels like!
  • Darules: Wrong [pushes Meg]
  • Meg Griffin: :(
  • Farrah Abraham: Meg is out.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [bumps into Darules] GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' WAY [kicks Darules to the ground and runs]
  • Farrah Abraham: Darules is out.
  • Selena Gomez: [running] I'm going to come out victorious.
  • [a Rock is seen in front of Selena]
  • Selena Gomez: [runs, and trips over the rock]
  • Farrah Abraham: [gasps] LMAO
  • Selena Gomez: [falls down a hill and lands in a lake]
  • Farrah Abraham: [walks to where she fell] What the hell?
  • Selena Gomez: [notices an alligator coming] PLEASE MY BONES ARE ALREADY BROKEN
  • Alligator: [chews on Selena's arm]
  • Farrah Abraham: Somebody get medical, this bitch is in bad shape.
  • Doc McStuffins: [walks in] hi
  • Farrah Abraham: [points to Selena] She's probably dead.
  • Doc McStuffins: I can help anything that's plastic! [grabs Selena and puts her in a bed on the chopper]
  • Farrah Abraham: So.. she's being evacuated.
  • Doc McStuffins: Yes. [gets in the chopper and flies away]
  • Ruby: who the fuck was that
  • Farrah Abraham: It was the doctor.
  • Ruby: no the bitch who got hurt
  • Farrah Abraham: Oh I don't know. Continue racing!
  • Tiffany Pollard: This shit is still going on after that? Okay...
  • Farrah Abraham: Julia, Sierra, Tiffany, and Ruby remain.
  • Farrah Abraham: OBSTACLES!
  • [Heels, Pillows and Horses, Baked Potatoes, and Weaves fall from the sky]
  • Sierra Thomas: [gets crushed] Ow!
  • Julia Sokolowski: [gets crushed as well] Not fair.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Is it just me and Ruby?
  • Ruby: yas bitch and u better wath out cus im the real hbic :)
  • Tiffany Pollard: Oh no the fuck you DID NOT. [thinks she's chasing after Ruby but she's chasing nothing]
  • Tiffany Pollard: [trips over a weave]
  • Tiffany Pollard: SHIT FUCK YOU FARRAH.
  • Farrah Abraham: Congratulations Ruby. You win immunity and are safe from being eliminated.
  • Ruby: suck on mah pusseh bitches lmao
  • The contestants head back to the island.
  • Sierra Thomas: [storms off, crying]
  • Ruby: cry me a river and let me drink that shit bitch
  • Julia Sokolowski: Shut up Ruby!
  • Ruby: [puts the necklace on] atleast my ass cant be booted like u bitch cunt hoe
  • Julia Sokolowski: Sierra, Tiffany, Jocasta, let's go. [walks to the woods with them]
  • Ruby: [follows them]
  • Tiffany Pollard: Ruby get the fuck out!
  • Ruby: im sick of yall stupid sluts talking shit and strategizing like get lives putas
  • Julia Sokolowski: Ruby we don't really care what you think. One of the minions in your clique are leaving tonight.
  • Ruby: .
  • Ruby: does your teenage ass really think that
  • Sierra Thomas: Anything can happen, so be quiet or leave.
  • Ruby: or i could stay and keep talking??? thats the option i prefer dipshit
  • Tiffany Pollard: [storms off] We'll talk later or some shit I can't stand this bitch and I'm tryin' not to beat her ass.
  • Ruby: [walks back to camp]
  • Ruby is with everyone except for Tiffany, Jocasta, Sierra, and Julia.
  • Ruby: lets just get one of them the fuck out of here
  • Sadie: but who!!!!!!!
  • Meg Griffin: ?
  • Ruby: i'd like to say tiffany but julia is their ring leader
  • Britney Britney: Pickles!!
  • Ruby: julia looks like a pickle
  • Wanda: Are you completely sure this'll work out, kiddo?
  • Ruby: bitch dont doubt me cunt
  • Wanda: Okay, okay...
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Maria voting Julia.
  • Darules: yea
  • Ruby: good okay lets split up before these cunts ask us shit
  • Meg Griffin: Okay, I needed to play [coughs] with the clams we collected anyway.
  • After a few hours, Julia, Jocasta, Tiffany, Meg, Sadie, and Sierra have met up again.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Okay, we just need to come to one fuckin' decision right here right now because the ceremony is in like 5 minutes.
  • Julia Sokolowski: Just vote a floater like Britney Britney, she's riding Wanda's coattails anyway.
  • Sierra Thomas: Got it.
  • Meg and Sadie walk away.
  • Meg Griffin: Just #sticktotheplan and vote Julia.
  • Sadie: k
  • Farrah walks in.
  • Farrah Abraham: Cuntestants, get your asses to the ceremony.
  • The contestants walk to the ceremony.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hello cuntestants.
  • Sadie: hi
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, before we start anything, I just want to inform you guys that there are absolutely no more idols hidden so stop fucking looking.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, now that that's understood, Julia, go vote.
  • Julia walks to the voting booth.
  • Julia Sokolowski: [holds up ______'s name] We didn't even get to talk because of Ruby, but beforehand we sort of discussed this.
  • Sadie walks to the voting booth.
  • Sadie: [holds up ______'s name] feed me
  • Meg walks to the voting booth.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds up ______'s name] The clams told me to do this.
  • Ruby walks to the voting booth.
  • Ruby: [holds up ______'s name] i fuckin hate you tf you think you are some president
  • Jocasta walks to the voting booth.
  • Jocasta Odom: [holds up ______'s name] I ain't really got nothin' to say to you except; accept Jesus as ya' lord and savior.
  • Tiffany walks to the voting booth.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [holds up _____'s name] I've never even talked to yo' stupid ass and I guess I never will.
  • Sierra walks to the voting booth.
  • Sierra Thomas: [holds up ______'s name] We've never even met. Sorry.
  • Maria walks to the voting booth.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [holds up ______'s name] Tripping over Samey.
  • Darules walks to the voting booth.
  • Darules: [holds up ______'s name] my name is phillip
  • Wanda walks to the voting booth.
  • Wanda: [holds up ______'s name] You're the ring leader of the head alliance. Sorry sport.
  • Britney walks to the voting booth.
  • Britney Britney: [holds up ______'s name] Ugly hair! :D <3
  • Everyone is done voting.
  • Farrah Abraham: I will now go tally your votes.
  • Tiffany nervously looks at Farrah opening the jar.
  • Farrah Abraham: I will now read your votes.
  • First vote... Britney.
  • Second vote... Julia.
  • Third vote... Julia.
  • Fourth vote... Britney.
  • Fifth vote... Julia.
  • Sixth vote... Julia.
  • Seventh vote... Britney.
  • Eight vote... Julia.
  • Ninth vote... Julia.
  • Tenth vote... Britney.
  • Eleventh vote, and the 3rd person voted out of Goddess Island...
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  • Julia.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Are you fuckin' serious right now.
  • Ruby: lmaooooo cunt
  • Sierra Thomas: [wipes a tear from her eye]
  • Farrah Abraham: Julia, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island.
  • Sierra Thomas: [runs to Julia and hugs her] Tiffany, Jocasta, and I will fight in this game.
  • Ruby: bitch stop hugging her she is gone [splits them up and pushes Julia out of the ceremony, into the exit]
  • Farrah Abraham: [nods] Okay, as I said last ceremony, a majority is slowly falling apart.
  • Ruby: [she glares at Sierra, Tiffany, and Jocasta]
  • Farrah Abraham: You may now grab your things and go back to the island.
  • The remaining 10 walk back to the Island.

Week 4

  • Everyone is awake.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [to Sierra] I can't stand these fuckin' bitches. I've had it with they flippin' and shit and it's time to make one final fuckin' stand before one of us goes again tonight.
  • Sierra Thomas: Tiffany.. I am determined to do whatever it takes for both of us to stay in this game. Forget Jocasta, she hasn't been any help at all. We need to do this together.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Gurl I totally agree. [hugs Sierra]
  • Sierra and Tiffany are talking to Meg and Sadie.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Do you stupid cunts think you're gonna win if you keep siding with them?
  • Sierra Thomas: If you ask me you're pretty sure players and it's embarrassing to play this game with both of you. More embarrassing than to play it with WILL and DAN.
  • Sadie: stfu
  • Tiffany Pollard: I will take you OUT.
  • Sadie: for lunch m i'd love some lunch like the pizza
  • Meg Griffin: Ooh, where are we eating?
  • Sierra Thomas: She means she's going to beat you up, you pathetic idiots.
  • Sadie: we are not idiots tyvm!!!
  • Sierra Thomas: Yes you are.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Sadie don't start dat shit with me. Bitch you gotta IQ of 1.
  • Meg Griffin: Hey Tiffany, back off!
  • Meg runs away into a bush, crying, with Sadie following her.
  • Meg Griffin: I'm so fat and gross!!!!
  • Sadie: uh
  • Meg Griffin: I'm going to kill myself, Sadie!
  • Sadie: uh... awww.....
  • Meg Griffin: I'm gonna do it! I'll get the gun and shoot myself!
  • Sadie: dont...dont be so hard on urself.... aww.... [stares at the camera]
  • Wanda, Britney Britney, and Darules are talking about being close with each other.
  • Wanda: Listen, you two.. I think we should stay close to each other in the game!
  • Britney Britney: :D
  • Darules: cheese
  • Wanda: It's important that we do because people like Tiffany will try to drag us into an alliance!
  • Britney Britney: I've Been Singer Since Fetus! :D <3
  • Darules: sandwich
  • Wanda: Do you two even know what I'm saying?
  • Darules: no
  • Britney Britney: :)
  • Wanda: .
  • Darules: wanda the bitchy fairy who always nags about useless
  • Wanda: I am not BITCHY!
  • Darules: phillip speaking the truth
  • Wanda: That's it! [spanks Darules]
  • Darules: wanda the bitchy fairy who abuses children
  • Wanda: I do not abuse children! I have a baby of my own!
  • Darules: poof being abused video clip
  • Wanda: I'd like to see this video clip!
  • Britney Britney: Kills Poof! :D
  • Wanda: Nobody killed Poof!
  • Darules: [gets out Poof and stabs him] poof stabbed by wanda
  • Wanda: [cries] NOOOO!!!!
  • Jocasta is having a chat with God.
  • Jocasta Odom: Oh heavenly father I just don't think Tiffany trusts me anymore for some odd reason!
  • God: she has a reason tho ur a cunt
  • Jocasta Odom: No I am not!
  • God: fine have u tried scalping the bitch
  • Jocasta Odom: God! Why would you want me to scalp a bitch?
  • God: cus im god
  • Jocasta Odom: I am disappointed in you.
  • God: bitch gtfo of my face [pushes Jocasta to the camp and flies away]
  • Farrah walks onto the island.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi cuntestants. Go to the challenge grounds so I can explain your challenge.
  • Farrah and the contestants walk to the challenge grounds.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi again. For this challenge, you'll each have a minute to collect as many of my nude pics falling from the sky as you can. Whichever two cuntestants collects the most pics each round gets to chop someone's rope. Everyone has 2 ropes. Ready?
  • All: no
  • Farrah Abraham: Well you're gonna be fucking ready. GO!
  • The contestants stand in the middle, with Farrah pics being dumped on them.
  • Sadie: [tries to catch it] ow ow ow ow ow owie i got a paper cut farrah i have to sit out
  • Farrah Abraham: Do you actually want to sit out because of a paper cut?
  • Sadie: yes its bleeding please im bleeding out
  • Farrah Abraham: Fine. Sit on the bench. Sadie is officially out and both of her ropes have been automatically chopped.
  • Britney Britney: [catches pictures] Fap! <3
  • Wanda: [tries to catch pictures] My hands are too tiny!
  • Ruby: [trying to catch pictures with her weave] i dont even have hands so be fucking thankful pink weave slut
  • Farrah Abraham: TIMES UP.
  • Farrah Abraham: [looks at everyone's pictures] I can now reveal that the two cuntestants with the most amount of pictures are.... Britney and Jocasta!
  • Jocasta Odom: I say sista' gurl das was up!
  • Britney Britney: Yay! :D <3 :)
  • Farrah Abraham: Chop a rope. Britney, you're first.
  • Britney chops her own rope.
  • Britney Britney: I'm pretty! :D <3
  • Farrah Abraham: Whatever floats your boat. Jocasta, chop.
  • Jocasta chops Britney's rope.
  • Jocasta Odom: Sorry gurl but clearly you want to be out of this challenge.
  • Farrah Abraham: Britney is out of the challenge. Round 2: GO!
  • Pics start falling from the sky.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Not Pics of Samey, Is not Interested
  • Darules: not pics of timmy turner, is not interested
  • Sierra Thomas: [collecting pictures] I'm going to win this challenge and you can't stop me, RUBY. You don't even have hands! [cackles]
  • Ruby: oh shut the hell up
  • Meg Griffin: [holds out her hat, as pictures start falling into it] I won't kill myself!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Kill yourself Meg.
  • Meg Griffin: :(
  • Farrah Abraham: TIMES UP. The two with the most amount of pictures were; Meg and Sierra!
  • Sierra Thomas: YES! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT RUBY!
  • Ruby: i will literally choke u 2 death
  • Meg Griffin: Yes! I finally win at something!
  • Sadie: [claps] gooooo meggggg!!!!!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Meg you still should kill yourself.
  • Farrah Abraham: Meg, chop.
  • Meg chops Tiffany's rope.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Oh fuck you ya' fat cunt.
  • Meg Griffin: You still can't win immunity!
  • Farrah Abraham: Sierra, chop.
  • Sierra chops Ruby's rope.
  • Sierra Thomas: I would chop Meg, but Ruby is a bigger threat.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay... Round 3 starts; NOW!
  • Pics start falling.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [trying to collect pics] I just wanna get Meg out of this fuckin' challenge Farrah, do me a favor.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds out her hat] Too bad you're only at 1 point and if I win you're losing this round!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Oh go eat shit.
  • Jocasta Odom: God will collect the pics for me.
  • God: [sleeping]
  • Ruby: bitch this stupid shit rigged against me i demand a refund
  • Farrah Abraham: TIMES UP.
  • Farrah Abraham: The two contestants with the most amount of pics were; Tiffany and Meg!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Shit.
  • Farrah Abraham: Meg, chop first.
  • Meg chops Tiffany's rope.
  • Meg Griffin: Told you.
  • Farrah Abraham: Even though she's out, Tiffany, chop.
  • Tiffany chops Meg's rope.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Now let's pray y'all are smart enough to cut this bitch's other rope.
  • Farrah Abraham: Tiffany is out, Meg is down to one rope.
  • Farrah Abraham: Now time for a twist. Every 3 people, I'll let the those 3 that are out cut three ropes.
  • Tiffany Pollard: OH SHIT.
  • Meg Griffin: [sighs]
  • Farrah Abraham: Tiffany, chop.
  • Tiffany chops Ruby's rope.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Only cause I don't wanna sit by fuckin' Meg.
  • Farrah Abraham: Ruby is out. Britney, chop.
  • Britney chops Maria's rope.
  • Britney Britney: Blindsiiiiide! xD <3
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay... Maria is down to 1. Sadie, chop.
  • Sadie chops Sierra's rope.
  • Sierra Thomas: [rolls her eyes]
  • Farrah Abraham: Ruby is out, Sierra is down to one. Round 4; GO!
  • Pics start falling.
  • Sierra Thomas: [catching pictures] I'm not going down without a fight.
  • Darules: [collecting pics] collect pics for cosmo
  • Britney Britney: [holds out her hands] Sexy! ;D
  • Jocasta Odom: I can't believe God won't help me!
  • God: [wakes up and rips all of the pictures coming towards Jocasta]
  • Jocasta Odom: Someone's got an attitude.
  • Wanda: [trying to collect pics]
  • Ruby: i still dont have FUCKINGHANDS
  • Farrah Abraham: TIMES UP! The two contestants with the most amount of pictures are; Sierra and Darules!
  • Sierra Thomas: Oh my god, yes.
  • Darules: sex
  • Farrah Abraham: Darules, chop.
  • Darules chops Wanda's rope.
  • Wanda: What? Why?!
  • Darules: for taking cosmo
  • Farrah Abraham: [chuckles] Okay, Sierra, chop.
  • Sierra Thomas: I hope you never have hands.
  • Sierra chops Ruby's rope.
  • Ruby: bitch r u retarded im a potato i cant grow hands
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, so-
  • God: [chops one of Jocasta's ropes]
  • Farrah Abraham: What? Ugh I'll just go with it.
  • Jocasta Odom: Unfair!
  • Farrah Abraham: Round 5 starts; NOW!
  • Pics start falling.
  • Meg Griffin: [catches them with her hat again]
  • Darules: ripped pictures
  • Wanda: This is pretty boring. Plus, your vagina is curled up into a ball in these pictures!
  • Jocasta Odom: Yeah!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Yes
  • Farrah Abraham: Shut. the. fuck. up.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay.. the two with the highest amount are; Maria and Darules
  • Sierra Thomas: What?!
  • Farrah Abraham: Maria, chop.
  • Maria chops Sierra.
  • Meg Griffin: Strategic goddess <333
  • Farrah Abraham: Darules, chop.
  • Darules chops Meg.
  • Farrah Abraham: And Darules and Maria have taken out the two biggest threats in this game. But now it's time for the eliminated players to chop. Ruby, Sierra, and Meg. Ruby, chop first.
  • Ruby chops Darules.
  • Ruby: cus this inv cunt hasnt lost one yet
  • Farrah Abraham: Sierra, chop.
  • Sierra chops Darules.
  • Farrah Abraham: Just like that, Darules goes from 2 to 0 and is out. Meg, chop.
  • Meg chops Jocasta.
  • Meg Griffin: Only because you're with Tiffany and Sierra.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [rolls her eyes]
  • Farrah Abraham: Jocasta is out, and the last two remaining are Wanda and Maria. Round 6 starts; NOW!
  • Wanda: [catching pics]
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [uses Samey ass to catch the pics]
  • Farrah Abraham: TIMES UP. I can now reveal that the person with the most amount of pictures and the winner of this challenge is.... Maria!
  • Wanda: What?!
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: is Good Idea.
  • Farrah Abraham: Congratulations Maria, you have won immunity. You may all go back to the Island.
  • The contestants walk back to the Island.
  • Tiffany and Sierra are talking about Ruby.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Ruby is a dumb cunt, I swear.
  • Sierra Thomas: I know.. I wish we could just vote her out tonight.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I don't know, she's got nothin' to her. She can't even compete in fuckin' immunities for fuck sake.
  • Sierra Thomas: That's true. Hey Tiffany, this is a weird idea, but what about aligning with Ruby?
  • Tiffany Pollard: It's gonna be hard to side with this bitch after our shitty past.
  • Sierra Thomas: I know, I know, but hear me. Even her side is against her, and everyone is against us. Same for Meg and Sadie. It could be possibly for the five of us to align and bring in Jocasta, because we've been separating from her.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I mean I think it's a good idea but who the fuck we gonna vote out. The only other options are Britney, Wanda, Maria, and Darules.
  • Sierra Thomas: Exactly though.
  • Sierra Thomas: Listen, I'm gonna go get those 4.
  • Sierra walks away, but comes back with Sadie, Meg, Ruby, Jocasta.
  • Ruby: [glares at Tiffany]
  • Sierra Thomas: Okay, listen. Tiffany and I had just came up with something that's so crazy and bizarre it just might work.
  • Sadie: what
  • Sierra Thomas: We were thinking that the 6 of us could align and dominate this game.
  • Meg Griffin: .
  • Ruby: .
  • Sadie: .
  • Meg Griffin: After the way you fucking treated us?
  • Sierra Thomas: Listen, we're sorry, from the bottom of our hearts. This is really important, and if floaters like Darules and Maria keep dominating this game, we're completely doomed.
  • Sadie: tahts true but ur bitches js
  • Ruby: ya and dont tihnk i forgot when you two fucking stepped on me slut cunt hoe bitch puta
  • Sierra Thomas: [sighs] Please?
  • Ruby: ugh fucking fine.
  • Meg Griffin: Fine but if you say one awful thing to us, we're all leaving this alliance.
  • Sadie: ^
  • Tiffany Pollard: Fine.
  • Sierra Thomas: [puts her hand out] Put you're hand in if you are 100% staying loyal to this!
  • [Tiffany, Jocasta, Ruby, Sadie, and Meg put their hands in]
  • Sierra Thomas: Okay, we just need to discuss who we're voting.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Let's get Britney Britney out of here. I'm about to kill the bitch.
  • Sadie: who is britney britnety
  • Meg Griffin: ^?
  • Tiffany Pollard: My point exactly.
  • Sierra Thomas: So we're set on Britney?
  • Ruby: ya
  • Farrah walks onto the island.
  • Farrah Abraham: It's time for your ceremony. Come.
  • The contestants walk to the Robbed Goddess Ceremony.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, before we start, I have some good news. From now on, if you're voted out, you won't be going home and watching from your TV. Once you leave, you'll be sent to a luxurious house named "House of Flops". Once you are sent there, you won't be able to come out until the Final 3 is determined and you'll be voting on who wins Goddess Island. Understand?
  • All: Yes.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, Sadie, you're up.
  • Sadie walks to the voting booth.
  • Sadie: [holds up ______'s picture] tbh i cant believe im actually going by this alliance but w/e
  • Tiffany walks to the voting booth.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [holds up ______'s picture] For now I'm stickin' to this shitty alliance. Bye bitch, whoever you are.
  • Meg walks to the voting booth.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds up ______'s picture] It's for your own good. I feel like you should go out and learn English. :(
  • Ruby walks to the voting booth.
  • Ruby: [holds up ______'s picture] i really fucking hate tiffany but this alliance might be for my own good so
  • Jocasta walks to the voting booth.
  • Jocasta Odom: [holds up ______'s picture] You're always talkin' about sex tapes and sex with Chip Skylark. I can't listen to that, especially with God around.
  • Maria walks to the voting booth.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [holds up ______'s picture] I will slit your throat KidLego09.
  • Darules walks to the voting booth.
  • Darules: [holds up _____'s picture] timmy turner boobies
  • Wanda walks to the voting booth.
  • Wanda: [holds up ______'s picture] Sorry but your behavior in today's challenge was definitely unacceptable and we can't have that kind of people around here.
  • Britney walks to the voting booth.
  • Britney Britney: [holds up ______'s picture] <33333333333333333333333333
  • Sierra walks to the voting booth.
  • Sierra Thomas: [holds up ______'s picture] This is actually quite a blindside because your name has never even been mentioned before, not once, but this has to happen.
  • Everyone is done voting.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, I will now tally your votes.
  • First vote... Tiffany.
  • Second vote... Britney.
  • Third vote... Tiffany.
  • Fourth vote... Britney.
  • Fifth vote... Tiffany.
  • Sixth vote... Britney.
  • Seventh vote... Tiffany.
  • Eighth vote... Britney.
  • Ninth vote... Britney.
  • Tenth vote, and the fourth person voted out of Goddess Island...
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  • Farrah Abraham: Britney, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Who... who is that.
  • Sadie: all i see is a ghost, what!
  • Britney Britney: [stands in front of everyone] Fuck you all. I hate all of you. You all deserve to burn in hell. I'll be damned if I have to choose one of you as a winner but fuck it I have to. I'd rather vote for the bananas on the trees at camp to win than one of you. That's how much you all suck. Kill yourselves, and goodbye. [struts off to The House of Flops]
  • Everyone: [shocked]
  • Meg Griffin: What the actual hell...
  • Farrah Abraham: O-k-a-y. Before you head back to the Island, I have some news. There is another idol now hidden, as a reward for making the jury. So, repeat, an idol is hidden back at the Island and you may play it at any given ceremony if you have it. You may now head back to the Island.
  • The remaining 9 walk back to the Island.

Week 5

  • Everyone has woken up, and Wanda is alone by the beach.
  • Wanda: (CONF: It's really hard to lose your ride or die in this game. Now the only person I have to talk to is... Darules! [poofs herself away] I don't want to think about that anymore.)
  • Tiffany and Sierra are talking about last night's ceremony.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Gurl that shit made me wet.
  • Sierra Thomas: I know, right? We might have control of this game now.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I'm becoming quite moist at the thought of that.
  • Sierra Thomas: [laughs]
  • Tiffany Pollard: But I think we should discuss that irrelevant bitch Jocasta.
  • Sierra Thomas: What about her?
  • Tiffany Pollard: She's acting fishy, and not fishy like Ruby pussy, but fishy like, not trusting us.
  • Sierra Thomas: I know. She's been separating herself from us.
  • Tiffany Pollard: This may seem crazy as shit but if she's not immune or anything I think we should get rid of her before she tries to do something.
  • Sierra Thomas: Good idea.
  • Ruby is looking for the idol.
  • Ruby: i need that shit again lie my pussy on the line
  • Ruby: [looks in the bushes] shit!
  • Ruby: this is hard why u niggas gotta hide it in maria asshole
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [walks in] Hears Samey name.
  • Ruby: [throws a tree at her] FUCK OFF
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [gets crushed, and the tree rolls into the ocean.]
  • Ruby: lol
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [sinks to the bottom of the ocean]
  • Ruby: well that bitch dead [looks in the trees for the idol]
  • Ruby: [notices a piece of paper fall out of the tree and picks it up, and reads it]
  • Ruby: oh shit ohishit hoshiit
  • Ruby: "At today's challenge, Farrah will ask if someone wants to sit out. If you do so, you'll be giving up your chance at competing in every single future immunity challenge except for the final one. If you choose to give your reward to someone, in this case, the idol, that person will not be able to compete in any immunity challenges other than the final one. Be careful about this though, because if someone tells Farrah they want the reward before you do, they get it. But if they do get it, you'll have the advantage of knowing that they have an idol."
  • Ruby:W atheh fuck
  • Ruby: ugh fine [rolls out of the woods]
  • Farrah walks onto the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: Bitches and hoes, walk to the challenge grounds.
  • The contestants walk to the challenge grounds with Farrah.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi. You're all here, right?
  • All: Yes
  • Farrah Abraham: k then. Okay so usually you all know that now I'd explain the challenge, you'd begin, a winner would be crowned, and so on. But not this time.
  • Ruby: tf u say bitch
  • Farrah Abraham: [nods] Mhm. Right now, one of you will be leaving the Island.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Okay that's some fucked up shit.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [walks in with a tree through her chest] Hi
  • Wanda: Hi.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi irrelevant bitch that I don't even remember. Okay anyway, here's how this will work. Since last night's tribal, the least liked person was voted off by none other than the viewers.
  • Darules: lol
  • Farrah Abraham: One by one, I'll tell you if you're safe or not. If you aren't called at all, you're eliminated from Goddess Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: The first person safe is..
  • Tiffany.
  • The next person safe is..
  • Sadie.
  • The third person safe is..
  • Ruby.
  • The fourth person safe is..
  • Jocasta.
  • The fifth person safe is..
  • Sierra.
  • The rest of you got votes.
  • The next person safe with only one vote is..
  • Meg.
  • The seventh person safe with also only one vote is..
  • Wanda.
  • Maria, Darules, one of you will be leaving Goddess Island. You two got over one vote.
  • I can now reveal that the sixth person eliminated from Goddess Island is..
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  • Farrah Abraham: Maria, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island. Please make your exit.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never
  • Farrah Abraham: What.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: Never Farrah.
  • Farrah Abraham: [pushes Maria into a pack of dogs and watches her be eaten]
  • Farrah Abraham: That'll teach you NEVER you fucking cunt.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, so now that she's gone, I also have some more news. The fans did not just vote on who they wanted to see gone. They also voted on who should win immunity. But before I announce this, I have an important reward for you guys. If you accept this reward, you will not be able to compete in any future immunity challenges until the final challenge. Who wants it?
  • Ruby: ME BI-
  • Meg Griffin: Me! Me! [runs to Farrah] Me!
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, okay. Meg, congratulations, here's your reward. [hands Meg a box]
  • Ruby: (CONF: shitshitshitshitshit r u serious)
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, now to the immunity challenge. One by one, I'll tell you if you won immunity or not.
  • Meg, you have... not won immunity.
  • Jocasta, you have... not won immunity.
  • Darules, you have... not won immunity.
  • Wanda, you have... not won immunity.
  • The rest of you got votes!
  • Tiffany, with two votes... you have not won immunity.
  • Sadie, Sierra.. the person with immunity is...
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  • Sadie! Congratulations, you're immune at tonight's ceremony.
  • Sadie: yaaaay goddess
  • Farrah Abraham: As for the rest of you, I have nothing for you. Head back to the Island.
  • The contestants walk back to the Island.
  • Meg and Sadie are privately talking about Sadie's immunity and Meg's reward.
  • Sadie: ommmmgggg we got sooo lucky today <3
  • Meg Griffin: Ikr I wonder what my reward is!
  • Sadie: open iT!
  • Meg Griffin: Okay! [opens the box]
  • Sadie: OMG
  • Meg Griffin: OMGMGGMGMGMGMG
  • Sadie: OMG WHAT
  • Meg Griffin: IT'S AN [lowers her voice] idooool
  • Sadie: eeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Meg Griffin: Omg Sadie this could change the game.
  • Sadie: we just need to play it at the right time
  • Meg Griffin: I agree.
  • Tiffany and Sierra are talking about tonight's vote.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Listen I think we gotta fall through with the Jocasta plan like right now.
  • Sierra Thomas: Me too. I'll get Sadie, Ruby, and Meg.
  • Sierra leaves, and comes back with Sadie, Ruby, and Meg.
  • Ruby: hi bithes
  • Sadie: hi
  • Meg Griffin: Hi
  • Tiffany Pollard: Okay, listen to me. Jocasta has got to go.
  • Sierra Thomas: ^
  • Ruby: i thought we was tight with her wtf hoe
  • Tiffany Pollard: She literally does not trust us at all so who gives a flying fuck. Get her out of here.
  • Sadie: i guess its a good idea but wtf she shows no signs of not trusting us
  • Tiffany Pollard: Just... we gotta do it.
  • Meg Griffin: Fine.
  • Sierra Thomas: So we're set?
  • Ruby: yes
  • Jocasta is talking to the camera.
  • Jocasta Odom: I hate to pull a Steven Moses on y'all but I seriously think I'm being booted tonight. There's so many signs of it. I'm stuck. God, help me.
  • God: for the l a s t t i m e i cannot help you lmao
  • Jocasta Odom: Fine. I can help myself. I'll confront Tiffany and Sierra.
  • Jocasta walks to the woods, only to overhear her former alliance members talking about voting her off.
  • Jocasta Odom: What the?
  • Tiffany Pollard: oh shit
  • Sierra Thomas: Oh.. um... hi Jocasta.
  • Jocasta Odom: [cries] I knew I couldn't trust y'all.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch we know that. Don't make it even more clear.
  • Jocasta Odom: At first I thought y'all were trustworthy but now I can see right through it. God was right.
  • God: don't pin this shit on me
  • Tiffany Pollard: Get the fuck out. Or you could stay cus your ass is going at the ceremony tonight anyway.
  • Meg Griffin: [looks at Sadie] Um.. Sadie and I are going to go collect fruit.
  • Sadie: o ok [walks away with Meg]
  • Sadie and Meg are "collecting fruits".
  • Meg Griffin: Okay, I think we need to blindside someone tonight.
  • Sadie: what????
  • Meg Griffin: Jocasta was sent away! IN TEARS! I know how that's like. That's why I spend so much time with a pack of fucking hot dogs, Sadie! HOT DOGS!
  • Sadie: ok ok
  • Meg Griffin: [whispers to Sadie] We need to vote ______.
  • Sadie: omg strategic mastermind goodness
  • Meg Griffin: We need to get Darules, Jocasta, and Wanda in on this.
  • Meg walks away, gets Darules and Wanda, and returns.
  • Wanda: Hi.
  • Darules: hi
  • Meg Griffin: Okay, listen. I trust you two.
  • Wanda: WHAT?!
  • Meg Griffin: Yes. We plan to blindside someone tonight. [whispers a name to them]
  • Darules: ya
  • Wanda: Oh, I'm in!
  • Farrah walks to the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: Come to the ceremony, cunts.
  • The contestants walk to the Robbed Goddess ceremony.
  • Farrah Abraham: Welcome to the fifth ceremony of the season. Before we get started, let's welcome our jury. Britney, vote out at the last ceremony.
  • Britney Britney: [stares at everyone] Hi.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, after a crazy day with Maria going and Sadie winning immunity, it's finally time to cast your votes and make your decision. Sadie, you're up.
  • Sadie walks to the voting booth.
  • Sadie: [holds up ______'s picture] #blindside
  • Tiffany walks to the voting booth.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [holds up ______'s picture] Go home. Literally, nobody knows who you fuckin' are.
  • Meg walks to the voting booth.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds up ______'s picture] #Blindside
  • Ruby walks to the voting booth.
  • Ruby: [holds up ______'s picture] lol @ u
  • Jocasta walks to the voting booth.
  • Jocasta Odom: [holds up ______'s picture, while wiping a tear from her eye] There's no use. But I have to make my decision.
  • Darules walks to the voting booth.
  • Darules: [holds up ______'s picture] cheese
  • Wanda walks to the voting booth.
  • Wanda: [holds up ______'s picture] I'm shocked.... wow.
  • Sierra walks to the voting booth.
  • Sierra Thomas: [holds up ______'s picture] This is a really easy vote. Have fun at The House of Flops.
  • Everyone is done voting.
  • Farrah Abraham: I'll now read your votes.
  • Farrah Abraham: Before I do, if any of you have an idol and you'd like to save yourself or someone else, now you may do so.
  • [No one stands]
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, I'll now read your votes.
  • First vote...
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  • Jocasta.
  • Second vote...
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  • Jocasta
  • Third vote...
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  • Sierra.
  • Sierra Thomas: Oh myyy gooood.
  • Tiffany Pollard: OH HELL NO.
  • Fourth vote...
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  • Sierra.
  • 2-2.
  • Fifth vote...
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  • Sierra.
  • Sixth vote...
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  • Seventh vote...
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  • Eighth vote, and the seventh person eliminated from Goddess Island...
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  • Tiffany Pollard: [sobs] NOOOOOOOOO, SIIIIIIEEEEERRRRRA. WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT TO HEEEERRRR???
  • Sierra Thomas: [shocked]
  • Sierra Thomas: I wonder how many fruits Sadie and Meg were able to collect.
  • Meg Griffin: [smirks]
  • Sierra Thomas: Unbelievable.
  • Farrah Abraham: Sierra, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island and you are the 2nd member of our jury.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [hugs Sierra] I only have one fucking ally now but I'll get through it. You'll see me standing when the Final 3 rolls around.
  • Sierra Thomas: Play hard, Tiff. [walks out]
  • Tiffany Pollard: i will FUCKING KILL YOU [tries to punch Meg but is pulled away by Farrah]
  • Farrah Abraham: BITCH STOP!
  • Farrah Abraham: [trying to hold back Tiffany] HEADBACKTOTHEISLAND@ALL
  • Farrah Abraham: TIFFANY GO WITH THEM
  • Tiffany Pollard: [walks with the rest, and Meg falling down the stairs is heard]
  • Farrah Abraham: TUNE IN NEXT TIME [runs to see if Meg is dead]
  • The remaining 7 walk back to the Island.

Week 6

  • The contestants are returning to the Island after the Robbed Goddess Ceremony.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [throws her bags out in the woods]
  • Tiffany Pollard: (CONF: I'M. FUCKING. PISSED.)
  • Tiffany Pollard: [walks to Meg] Why are you such a fat cunt with no friends?
  • Sadie: mEG IGNORE IT
  • Tiffany Pollard: Sadie stfu you're fatter than everyone here combined.
  • Ruby: lol
  • Sadie: WHAT
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch it's true. Don't deny it. You're fatter than Gemma Collins.
  • Sadie: youre making me cry :(
  • Tiffany Pollard: Cry bitch. It's my enjoyment.
  • Meg Griffin: [slaps Tiffany] STOP IT!
  • Wanda: Oh... oh dear.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [punches Meg and pushes her into a tree] DO IT AGAIN BITCH YOU'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YO' SORRY ASS.
  • Jocasta Odom: [separates them] Girls! Girls! There's other ways to settle your problems.
  • Tiffany Pollard: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP JOCASTA YOUR ASS SHOULD BE G O N E .
  • Ruby: (CONF: tbh this is rlly amazing lmao drama that im not involved in <3)
  • Darules: [cuts in] hi
  • Tiffany Pollard: SHUT UP IRRELEVANT NOBODY.
  • Wanda: [gasps] Don't talk to Phillip like that! He's sensitive!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch he pretended to be a drag queen so he could be on this show. HE SUCKS.
  • Wanda: [growls] THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FIGHTING! WE WILL PLAY FAMILY TO MAKE UP!
  • Tiffany Pollard: BITCH I'M NOT PLAYING FAMILY FUCK YOU.
  • Wanda: Sadie is Kid #1! Tiffany is the aunt! Meg is Kid #2! Ruby is Kid #3! Jocasta is the other aunt! Darules is the irrelevant cousin! AND I'M THE MOM!
  • Wanda: Start!
  • Sadie: hi meg <3
  • Meg Griffin: Hi Sadie.
  • Sadie: we will play trains just like kidlego09
  • Meg Griffin: Okay!
  • Sadie: [looks for trains]
  • Wanda: Sadie... this is a roleplay. There are no trains.
  • Sadie: [eye twitches] what did u say....
  • Sadie: THERE'S NO TREAINS
  • Sadie: [tears down the shelter]
  • Wanda: SADIE STOP!
  • Sadie: [grabs all of the fish and burns it all]
  • Wanda: NOOO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO EAT!
  • Tiffany Pollard: [tries to push Sadie in the fire with the fish] :)
  • Wanda: STOP! STOP! STOP! THIS CLEARLY DIDN'T HELP. AT ALL!
  • Ruby: i neva got to be the baby
  • Ruby: [takes off her weave] hi im baby
  • Ruby: i like tit milk
  • Wanda: See! Ruby knows how to play!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Fuck this shit!
  • Wanda: TIFFANY! THE AUNT DOESN'T CUSS!
  • Tiffany Pollard: I can cuss if I want to, cunt.
  • Sadie: [cries] MEG THERE'S NO TRAINS STILL.
  • Meg Griffin: [pats Sadie on the back] It's okay...
  • Wanda: Sadie and Meg are good sisters!
  • Jocasta Odom: Stop. We need a daily prayer session.
  • Wanda: Good idea!
  • Darules: [falls into the fire]
  • Wanda: DARULES! NO! [takes him out of it]
  • Darules: [burnt] hi
  • Wanda: Sweetie, are you okay?
  • Darules: pinkie pies
  • Wanda: MabelPinkiePieStyle?
  • Darules: ya
  • Wanda: [slaps Darules] WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT!
  • Darules: wanda bitchy babysitter
  • Wanda: You've got it all wrong! That's VICKY!
  • Darules: Wrong wanda
  • Farrah walks onto the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: [cackles] I've been watching you guys since you got back to the Island and holy shit this is iconic. Which is why I'm forcing you to go to the challenge grounds because this challenge is amazing and fits all of the fighting.
  • The contestants walk to the challenge grounds.
  • The contestants walk in, and see a plain woods setting with fire surrounding it.
  • Farrah Abraham: Before I start anything, I'm announcing that Meg's reward is all her's and she can now compete in immunities. FFC got onto our asses oops.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch how's that fair?
  • Farrah Abraham: Shut up. Okay, anyway, s you can see, this is highly dangerous. And that's just what I want cus lol. For today's immunity challenge, you'll be fighting to the death.. Hunger Games style!
  • Darules: lol
  • Wanda: WHAT?
  • Farrah Abraham: [nods] Honestly, I just set up this challenge because I wanted to see Meg and Tiffany throw each other in the fire without breaking any of the shows rules.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [glances at Meg and looks back at Farrah] Appropriate.
  • Meg Griffin: [screams]
  • Farrah Abraham: As you can see, there are circles in the middle. Step on those.
  • All of the contestants stand on their given circles.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay. In the main center, there are weapons to help you kill the other players.
  • Sadie: we'er going to DIE?!?!?!?!?!
  • Farrah Abraham: [winks to the camera] Yes.
  • Sadie: omg
  • Sadie: omg
  • Sadie: omg
  • Sadie: OMG
  • Farrah Abraham: STOP SAYING THAT.
  • Farrah Abraham: Anyway, on my go, you'll run towards the weapons and you'll each grab one each. There are 7 of them, some are great and some are puny.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [pounds her fists and looks at Meg] :)
  • Meg Griffin: [gulps]
  • Farrah Abraham: On your marks...
  • get set...
  • GO BITCH GO!!!
  • All of the contestants run towards the center.
  • Sadie: MEG IM GOING TO DIE.
  • Meg Griffin: Sadie, calm down!
  • Tiffany Pollard: [grabs bow and arrows and chases after Meg]
  • Meg Griffin: AAAAH!
  • Tiffany Pollard: [tries to shoot at Meg but misses]
  • Meg Griffin: TIFFANY PLEASE I CANT DIE
  • Tiffany Pollard: [shoots an arrow towards Meg]
  • Tiffany Pollard: TOO BAD SO SAD BITCH.
  • Sadie: [looks at them] MEG NO!
  • Sadie: [pushes Meg out of the way and jumps in front of the arrow, falling to the ground]
  • Sadie: [nearly dead] meg run [dies]
  • Meg Griffin: [pushes Tiffany and runs away]
  • Tiffany Pollard: YOU STUPID WHORE.
  • Tiffany Pollard: SHIT I LOST HER.
  • Farrah Abraham: Fat ass is out.
  • Wanda and Darules are hiding up in a tree.
  • Wanda: [whispers] Listen Darules, you need to be very quie-
  • Darules: [shakes the tree] POWERPUFF GIRLS BRIT BRAT AND THE BRUTE [x30]
  • Wanda: DARULES NO!
  • Ruby: [bounces towards the tree and throws a dagger to where the noise was coming from, killing Darules]
  • Wanda: [flies away] Noooooo!
  • Ruby: u can run bitcb but u cant hide!!!! [throws a dagger at Wanda, causing her to fall to the ground]
  • Wanda: [dies] rip
  • Farrah Abraham: Nicki Minaj is out and RuPaul are out. [mumbles] ugh. nicki that whore.
  • Farrah Abraham: Tiffany, Meg, Ruby, and Jocasta remain.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [hears] Jocasta remains? OH SHIT.
  • Tiffany is hunting for Jocasta.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Come here, PIGGY.
  • [a bush moves]
  • Tiffany Pollard: YES [shoots at the bush]
  • Ruby: [falls out] bITCH YOU SHOT ME. [falls and bleeds out]
  • Tiffany Pollard: Shit.
  • Farrah Abraham: Potato Bitch is out. Tiffany, Jocasta, and Meg remain.
  • Meg Griffin: [still running, but slows down] I think I lost her.
  • Jocasta Odom: Hi Meg.
  • Meg Griffin: JOCASTA! OMG DON'T KILL ME.
  • Jocasta Odom: Meg kill me. This is my only chance to be with GOD.
  • Meg Griffin: Okay. [throws a knife at Jocasta]
  • Jocasta Odom: OH HEAVENLY FATHER. [dies]
  • Farrah Abraham: Only Meg and Tiffany remain. Black Jesus is out.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [gasps] That fat bitch is still in? The fuck?
  • Meg is hiding in a cave she found.
  • Meg Griffin: Tiffany's going to kill me. She's actually going to kill me. I have no weapons!
  • Meg Griffin: Hm.
  • Meg Griffin: [pulls out a pack of hot dogs] Mmmmm.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [jumps out in front of the cave] GOT YOU BITCH.
  • Meg Griffin: Tiffany please! [throws hot dogs at her]
  • Tiffany Pollard: [shoots Meg] BYE BASIC BITCH.
  • Farrah Abraham: Oh... well, Tiffany has won immunity!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Wait.. the fuck you going to do with all of these dead bodies? Do I win the game?
  • Farrah Abraham: No Tiffany. But you won immunity. DOC MCSTUFFINS GET YOUR ASS IN HERE.
  • Doc McStuffins walks in.
  • Doc McStuffins: hi
  • Farrah Abraham: Bring all of these fat, disgusting, useless, borewhores back to life.
  • Doc McStuffins: [throws a potion on everyone]
  • Doc McStuffins: Farrah you have to pay me. That potion was made out of Stuffy.
  • Farrah Abraham: UUUUGH. [gives Doc money] Here.
  • Doc McStuffins: No. You're missing about 100 dollars.
  • Farrah Abraham: What? NO BITCH. [picks up Doc, throws her in a helicopter, and watches her fly away] Bye bitch!!
  • The "dead" contestants have woken up.
  • Sadie: WHO WON IMMUNITYH OMG
  • Farrah Abraham: Tiffany did.
  • Meg Griffin: [sighs] I tried. But the sounds of my hot dog packet were too loud.
  • All: [stares at Meg]
  • Meg Griffin: What? I was BORED!
  • Farrah Abraham: Ugh. Just go back to the Island, you all disgust me, congrats Tiff.
  • The contestants walk back to the Island.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [dances around camp] I'M IMMUNE BITTCCCHEEEES! Y'ALL CAN'T VOTE ME OUT AND YOU'LL HAVE TO VOTE OUT ONE OF YOUR OWN.
  • Sadie: we know omg
  • Meg Griffin: Yeah. Nobody cares.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch. You should care. Watching one of you fall is going to be a pleasure.
  • Wanda, Darules, Jocasta, and Ruby are swimming, while talking strategy.
  • Wanda: Honestly, now is the best time to split up Meg and Sadie.
  • Darules: yes
  • Ruby: ofc
  • Jocasta Odom: It's now or never. Meg is great at immunities.
  • Ruby: but we cant vote her
  • Wanda: Why not?
  • Ruby: i wasnt going to tell anyone but the bitch has a idol
  • Wanda: How do you know?
  • Ruby: ok so i got this idol clue that said when farrah asks everyone for a reward, the reward is an idol.
  • Wanda: Wow. Okay, new plan.
  • Jocasta Odom: I say we just vote out Sadie.
  • Darules: ya
  • Wanda: So are we set on that?
  • Ruby: k
  • Meg and Sadie are discussing the vote.
  • Meg Griffin: Sadie.. I need to tell you something.
  • Sadie: yes goddes?
  • Meg Griffin: [takes a deep breath] This may be our last night together here. So I should tell you; my reward was an idol.
  • Sadie: omg!!!!!
  • Meg Griffin: It's not really a good thing right now. If I play it on one of us, the other is probably going home.
  • Sadie: meg play it on urself :(
  • Meg Griffin: Sadie, are you really ready to leave this game? We've worked so hard to get here..
  • Sadie: i am meg ofc ur the better player.
  • Meg Griffin: [cries, and hugs Sadie] Thank you for being there for me this whole time when nobody else was.
  • Sadie: [sobs] ily meg!!!!!!! ur my bff!!!!
  • Meg Griffin: Ily2 Sadie.
  • Sadie: [wipes a tear from her eye] lets just vote ______ and hope for something good
  • Meg Griffin: Okay.
  • Tiffany is celebrating her win.
  • Tiffany Pollard: These bitches don't know what him them. I don't give a shit who goes, I'm happy to see ANY of them go. Goodbye, go home, stupid cunts.
  • Tiffany Pollard: (CONF: I could care less. I know who I'm voting and none of these bitches can change my mind.)
  • Farrah walks onto the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: It's time for the Robbed Goddess Ceremony.
  • The contestants walk to the ceremony.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi. Before we get started, let's welcome our jury.
  • Britney Britney.
  • and Maria and Sierra, both voted out last week.
  • Sierra Thomas: [blows a kiss at Tiffany and notices her immunity necklace]
  • Tiffany Pollard: I got it girl!
  • Sierra Thomas: [claps]
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay. One by one, you'll each vote in the voting booth. Sadie, you're up.
  • Sadie walks to the voting booth.
  • Sadie: [holds up ______'s name] i rlly dont wanna do this but tiffany is immune and im going anyway.
  • Tiffany walks to the voting booth.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [holds up ______'s name] Why the fuck you think you running this game? Because you AREN'T.
  • Meg walks to the voting booth.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds up ______'s name, while wiping a tear from her eye] I have nothing to say. I can't believe Sadie is going.
  • Ruby walks to the voting booth.
  • Ruby: [holds up ______'s name] tbh ive never rlly liked you like lose weight fatass
  • Jocasta walks to the voting booth.
  • Jocasta Odom: [holds up ______'s name] I'm just going with the majority on this one. Sorry girl, nothing personal.
  • Darules walks to the voting booth.
  • Darules: [holds up ______'s name] chili cheese fries
  • Wanda walks to the voting booth.
  • Wanda: [holds up ______'s name] I think you're a good kid, but the power duo has to be split up.
  • Everyone is done voting.
  • Farrah Abraham: I'll now read your votes.
  • Meg Griffin: [looks down at her bag, as Farrah walks back to her podium]
  • Farrah Abraham: Before I do this, if anyone has an idol that they want to pla-
  • Meg Griffin: [stands] Farrah.
  • Ruby: [watches Meg] shoulde been my idol but w/e cunt
  • Meg Griffin: Farrah, Sadie told me not to do this. But I really have to. I'm saving Sadie with this.
  • Wanda: [quickly looks over at Ruby] I didn't know she was going to do that!
  • Ruby: me nither wtf
  • Farrah Abraham: This was Meg's reward, and it's a real idol, so the votes for Sadie will be nullified. I'll now read your votes.
  • First vote...
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  • Sadie. DOES NOT COUNT.
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  • Sadie. DOES NOT COUNT.
  • Fourth vote...
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  • Sadie. DOES NOT COUNT.
  • We are still at no votes.
  • Fifth vote...
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  • Meg. ONE VOTE MEG.
  • Sixth vote...
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  • Ruby. ONE VOTE MEG, ONE VOTE RUBY.
  • Jocasta Odom: Are you kidding me..
  • Tiffany Pollard: Fucking hell.
  • Seventh vote, and the eighth person eliminated from Goddess Island...
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  • Ruby.
  • *#BLINDSIDE*
  • Ruby: omfg im screaming
  • Meg Griffin: [high fives Sadie] We did it!
  • Sadie: yayyyy megggg!!!!!!!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Y'all are fucking RETARDED and I mean that.
  • Meg Griffin: [shrugs] We still made Final 6.
  • Farrah Abraham: Ruby, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island. Say your goodbyes.
  • Ruby: i dont rlly have any goodbyes bc i hate nearly all of these cunts BUT [bites meg and sadie, causing them to bleed]
  • Sadie: OWOWOWOWOWOWO
  • Meg Griffin: OWOWOWOWOWOW
  • Ruby: [bounces away]
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, after that shocking blindside, we're at the Final 6. One of you will be the 6th Place Robbed Goddess. Head back to the Island.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [tackles Meg down the stairs] I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING WHORE
  • The remaining 6 walk back to the Island.

Week 7

  • Farrah walks onto the Island, alone.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi bitches, and welcome to Goddess Island Week 7! As you can tell, the contestants aren't present. That's because I'll be interviewing each of them, and each interview will take a big part in this week's challenge!
  • Farrah Abraham: Tonight, the sixth place robbed goddess will be determined! Who will it be? Find out later. We need to get done with these interviews because the contestants are tied up to chairs right now and they think they are being killed by a group of hunters. So let's bring in Sadie.
  • Sadie's interview.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi Sadie. We have questions for you, fatass.
  • Sadie: ok farrah!!!!
  • QUESTION 1: Who is the biggest bitch on the Island?
  • Sadie: tiffany cus she hurt my goddess meg
  • QUESTION 2: Who is the nicest?
  • Sadie: meg.oddess <33333333
  • QUESTION 3: Who is the ugliest?
  • Sadie: tiffany!!
  • QUESTION 4: Who deserves to win the most?
  • Sadie: meg.oddess omggg <33333333333333333333333333333
  • QUESTION 5: Who deserves to win the least?
  • Sadie: tiffany deserves t0 drown in a fire
  • Farrah Abraham: k, you can leave fatty.
  • Sadie leaves.
  • Farrah Abraham: NEXT!
  • Tiffany's interview.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi Tiffany. Answer these honestly. You're the most outspoken here so please, bitch.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Ay, don't call me a bitch. Get it the fuck over with.
  • QUESTION 1: Who is the biggest bitch on the Island?
  • Tiffany Pollard: Meg's hot dog eating ass.
  • QUESTION 2: Who is the nicest?
  • Tiffany Pollard: [thinks]
  • *5 hours later...*
  • Tiffany Pollard: Um... Wanda?
  • QUESTION 3: Who is the ugliest?
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch you know well the answer to this. MEG.
  • QUESTION 4: Who deserves to win the most?
  • Tiffany Pollard: I can't say myself so... [thinks]
  • *5 hours later...*
  • Tiffany Pollard: Um... Wanda?
  • QUESTION 5: Who deserves to win the least?
  • Tiffany Pollard: Meg's disgusting pillow-lookin' ASS.
  • Farrah Abraham: You can leave.
  • Tiffany leaves.
  • Farrah Abraham: What a bitch. And that's coming from me. NEXT!
  • Meg's interview.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi disgusting pillow-lookin-[coughs] HI MEG. Answer these questions.
  • Meg Griffin: Um.. okay?
  • QUESTION 1: Who is the biggest bitch on the Island?
  • Meg Griffin: Everyone is actually really nice... well, Tiffany exists.
  • QUESTION 2: Who is the nicest?
  • Meg Griffin: Sadie is like, my best friend, so Sadie.
  • QUESTION 3: Who is the ugliest?
  • Meg Griffin: Hm.. Tiffany!
  • QUESTION 4: Who deserves to win the most?
  • Meg Griffin: Sadie <3
  • QUESTION 5: Who deserves to win the least?
  • Meg Griffin: Tiffany, OBVIOUSLY.
  • Farrah Abraham: k GTFO disgusting pillow-lookin' ass.
  • Meg leaves.
  • Farrah Abraham: She fucking stinks.. and not like, stranded-on-an-island stinks, but just fucking stinks. NEXT.
  • Jocasta's interview
  • Farrah Abraham: Who are you?
  • Jocasta Odom: I'm in the Final 6..
  • Farrah Abraham: Never seen you before. But anyway, answer these questions Jakayay.
  • QUESTION 1: Who is the biggest bitch on the Island?
  • Jocasta Odom: God wouldn't want me to call anyone the B word.. unless they are Tiffany "New York" Pollard.
  • QUESTION 2: Who is the nicest?
  • Jocasta Odom: Wanda has really help us come together... so Wanda.
  • QUESTION 3: Who is the ugliest?
  • Jocasta Odom: [shakes her head] Nobody is ugly. All of God's creations are-
  • Farrah Abraham: JUST FUCKING PICK SOMEONE BEFORE I RIP YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF.
  • Jocasta Odom: Fine, fine.. Darules.
  • Farrah Abraham: Must have a lot of things against Drag Queens.. but figures since you're christian.
  • Jocasta Odom: WHAT?
  • QUESTION 4: Who deserves to win the most?
  • Jocasta Odom: Again, Wanda. She's worked hard for it and she's nice to everyone.
  • Farrah Abraham: [stares at Jocasta in disgust, and turns to the camera crew] WHO THE FUCK CASTED THIS CUNT?
  • Camera Guy #3: Alison Grodner gave us a call and told us that Jocasta would be good for the show..
  • Farrah Abraham: [rolls her eyes] Grodner can jump off of a cliff for all I fucking care.
  • QUESTION 5: Who deserves to win the least?
  • Jocasta Odom: Tiffany!
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, be gone, get out of my face right now. [pushes Jocasta out of her seat] BYE!
  • Farrah Abraham: NEXT.
  • Darules' interview.
  • Farrah Abraham: QUESTION 0: Can you even speak english?
  • Darules: brit brat and brute
  • Farrah Abraham: [facepalms] Okay I'm fucking disgusted. I didn't realize this chat was THIS shitty until now. Whatever, first question.
  • QUESTION 1: Who is the biggest bitch on the Island?
  • Darules: vicky the bitchy babysitter that shape like cheeseburger
  • Farrah Abraham: Oh.
  • my.
  • god.
  • Farrah Abraham: [writes down Jocasta] We'll just say you said Jocasta since I hate that bitch.
  • QUESTION 2: Who is the nicest?
  • Darules: timmy
  • Farrah Abraham: [screams] WE'LL JUST SAY YOU SAID WANDA.
  • QUESTION 3: Who is the ugliest?
  • Darules: fuck vicky
  • Farrah Abraham: .
  • Farrah Abraham: [starts to cry] Why did I agree to this fucking show. Why. [puts down Sadie and moves on]
  • QUESTION 4: Who deserves to win the most?
  • Darules: wanda
  • Farrah Abraham: Finally a REAL answe-
  • Darules: is bitch. timmy.
  • Farrah Abraham: FUCK YOU I'M PUTTING DOWN WANDA.
  • Farrah Abraham: [wipes a tear from her eye] and finally.. the last question.
  • QUESTION 5: Who deserves to win the least?
  • Darules: crocker
  • Farrah Abraham: *JOCASTA [grabs Darules and throws him into a tree]
  • Farrah Abraham: [takes out a chainsaw and cuts the tree down]
  • Farrah Abraham: [throws it out in the ocean and watches it float away] WE'LL SAVE YOU LATER IF WE REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. NEXT.
  • Wanda's interview.
  • Farrah Abraham: [wipes another tear from her eye] Listen Wanda.. PROMISE me you won't make me cry like your fuckuh bitch Darules.
  • Wanda: Oh.. okay...?
  • Farrah Abraham: [sighs] Thank you.
  • QUESTION 1: Who is the bitchiest person on the Island?
  • Wanda: Tiffany, easily.
  • QUESTION 2: Who is the nicest?
  • Wanda: Jocasta! She means well.
  • QUESTION 3: Who is the ugliest?
  • Wanda: Oh.. well, I'll say Darules. I love the kid but I have to say someone!
  • Farrah Abraham: I agree.
  • QUESTION 4: Who deserves to win the most?
  • Wanda: Meg. She's played a great game!
  • QUESTION 5: Who deserves to win the least?
  • Wanda: Tiffany. She has caused a lot of trouble around camp and I think that shouldn't be rewarded.
  • Farrah Abraham: Thanks.
  • Farrah walks out to the contestants.
  • Farrah Abraham: [turns to the medical team] Go help Darules.. I'll rig him out anyway.
  • The medical team leaves, and comes back with Darules.
  • Darules: Hi
  • Farrah Abraham: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
  • Farrah Abraham: Anyway, you can all go to the challenge grounds.
  • The contestants walk to the challenge grounds.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, hi. As you can see, you have each been placed in booths with your names on them. Today, I asked you each a series of questions, and right now, you'll answer who you think the majority said. You can answer yourself.
  • QUESTION 1: Who is the bitchiest person on the Island?
  • The contestants write down their answers.
  • Sadie: tiffany lol
  • Meg Griffin: I also think it's Tiffany.
  • Jocasta Odom: Tiffany.
  • Darules: vicky
  • Wanda: Tiffany, sorry!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Excuse me? [gets out of her booth] I'm fucking sick of all of this bullshit from all of y'all. [walks back into her booth] Farrah, I'm gonna say myself only because I want to win this immunity.
  • Farrah Abraham: Everyone has answered, and the correct answer was... Tiffany!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Y'know what that fucking figures.
  • Farrah Abraham: Darules is out for giving a completely irrelevant answer.. [groans] Let's move on before I kill the fucking bastard.
  • QUESTION 2: Who is the nicest?
  • The contestants write down their answers.
  • Sadie: meg <3
  • Meg Griffin: SADIE <3
  • Tiffany Pollard: I put Wanda because you know what, I really don't give two shits about who's nice out here.
  • Jocasta Odom: I also put Wanda.
  • Wanda: I'm going with myself on this one. Not to be conceited or anything!
  • Farrah Abraham: [cackles] Meg and Sadie are dumb as shit so they are out.
  • Tiffany Pollard: LMAO. [gets in Meg's face] DO SOMETHIN' BITCH. TRY ME.
  • Meg Griffin: Ugh! [storms off]
  • QUESTION 3: Who is the ugliest?
  • The contestants write down their answers.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I put myself because I know these bitches.
  • Jocasta Odom: I'm going with Tiffany on this one.
  • Wanda: I'm saying Darules.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay.. Tiffany and Darules were tied on this question, so you all stay in.
  • Wanda: Oh.
  • QUESTION 4: Who deserves to win the most?
  • The contestants write down their answers.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I'm just going with Wanda bc she's the only tolerable bitch out here.
  • Jocasta Odom: I said Wanda as well.
  • Wanda: [shocked] Well, I said Meg. I think she's playing a good game.
  • Farrah Abraham: [nods] Okay, sorry Wanda, you're out.
  • Wanda: [walks to the eliminated bench]
  • Farrah Abraham: Final question.
  • QUESTION 5: Who deserves to win the least?
  • Tiffany and Jocasta write down their answers.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I said myself, because again, I know these cunts.
  • Jocasta Odom: I said Tiffany.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, well, we're tied, so....
  • Executive Producer: Farrah give them BOTH immunity
  • Farrah Abraham: At Final 6? Ugh, fine, whatever, you are both immune. Congrats. Go back to the Island.
  • The contestants walk back to the Island.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [walks to Meg and Sadie] So are you happy that I won immunity again, or?
  • Meg Griffin: Get out of our faces!
  • Sadie: ya YOU CHEAP BLACK GHETTO RAT
  • Tiffany Pollard: [gasps]
  • Jocasta Odom: [gasps]
  • Wanda: [gasps]
  • Darules: cheese
  • Tiffany Pollard: BITCH I WILL DESTROY YOUR FATASS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE SAYING THAT BITCH. DID Y'ALL HEAR THAT SHIT? THIS BITCH IS A DAMN RACIST.
  • Sadie: um im not racist
  • Tiffany Pollard: OH REALLY BITCH. ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SIT HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE. GO EAT A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER AND DIE IN A DITCH.
  • Meg Griffin: Tiffany, back off!
  • Tiffany Pollard: SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHE CALLED ME A GHETTO RAT, I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT.
  • Jocasta Odom: [cuts in] As much as Tiffany and I don't get along, that was very uncalled for Sadie.
  • Tiffany Pollard: DAMN STRAIGHT.
  • Wanda: Oh dear.
  • Meg Griffin: (CONF: [crying] I've tried to save Sadie so many times. She would've been gone had I not played my idol on her before. But now there's no way to save her. She's said something that she can't take back and I just... [runs away])
  • Tiffany Pollard: You fucking know what. Jocasta, Darules, Wanda, let's talk in private. I want these bitches to feel how we feel everytime they strategizing without us like we are some scum. Feel our pain, CUNTS.
  • Tiffany, Darules, Jocasta, and Wanda are talking alone near the beach.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I will NEVER let that shit slide. NEVER.
  • Jocasta Odom: Yeah, that's horrible..
  • Wanda: I agree. We should vote her out tonight.
  • Darules: ya
  • Tiffany Pollard: I want this to be the Final 4. Jocasta, we haven't gotten along at all, but now it's time we do. I won't stand for that shit that just happened.
  • Wanda: So we're set on voting Sadie tonight?
  • Tiffany Pollard: HELL YEAH.
  • Farrah walks onto the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: Come to the ceremony, whores.
  • The contestants walk to the Robbed Goddess Ceremony.
  • Farrah Abraham: Before we start, we'll now bring in the jury.
  • Britney Britney.
  • Maria.
  • Sierra.
  • and Ruby, voted out at the previous ceremony.
  • Ruby: [flips off Meg and Sadie with her nonexistent hand]
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, so you each know the drill, one by one you'll each go to the voting booths and say your peace, after casting your votes. Sadie, you're up.
  • Sadie walks to the voting booth.
  • Sadie: [holds up ______'s name] [wipes a tear from her eye] u went with tiffany and i thought u were my friend..
  • Tiffany walks to the voting booth.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [holds up ______'s name] YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE *HELL* FROM DAY ONE. FORGET YOU, GO HOME, GOODBYE.
  • Sadie: [jaw drops after overhearing Tiffany]
  • Jocasta Odom: [chuckles]
  • Meg walks to the voting booth.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds up ______'s name] This vote won't do anything tonight. I just want to tell Sadie that I love her to death and she will always be my bestie.
  • Jocasta walks to the voting booth.
  • Jocasta Odom: [holds up ______'s name] I never thought I'd be siding with Tiffany Pollard on something, of all people. But what you said was wrong and God doesn't accept that kind of hate. Sorry gurl.
  • Darules walks to the voting booth.
  • Darules: [holds up ______'s name] hi
  • Wanda walks to the voting booth.
  • Wanda: [holds up ______'s name] Sorry sport. You were a very good kid until now. Have fun at the House of Flops.
  • Everyone is done voting.
  • Farrah Abraham: I'll now read your votes.
  • Farrah Abraham: No idols are in play, so let's get to it.
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  • Second vote...
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  • Two votes Sadie, two votes Wanda.
  • Fifth vote...
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  • Sixth vote, the 9th person eliminated from the game, and the 5th member of the Goddess Island jury...
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  • Tiffany Pollard: [stands up and claps] THE WITCH IS FUCKING DEAD. THE POWER DUO OF FATASSES IS NO MORE. HAVE FUN AT THE HOUSE OF *FLOPS*, SADIE.
  • Meg Griffin: SHUT UP, TIFFANY!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch, DON'T EVER TELL ME TO SHUT UP. I AM THE HBIC.
  • Farrah Abraham: Sadie, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island. Say your goodbyes.
  • Sadie: [runs to Meg and hugs her tightly] ily goddess please win next two immunities and win <333 ;(
  • Meg Griffin: [sobs on Sadie's shoulder] I promise, I will. Tiffany won't be here soon.
  • Tiffany Pollard: OH GET THE FUCK OUT WITH THAT BULLSHIT. BITCH YOU CRAZY.
  • Sadie: i sohuld probably go now :(
  • Meg Griffin: Okay. [wipes a tear from her eye] Have fun.
  • Sadie: i will!!! [leaves]
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, the strongest power duo in the game has been split up because of one derogatory comment. ANYTHING change. You may now walk back to the Island.
  • The remaining 5 walk back to the Island.

Week 8 (*FINALE*)

  • Farrah is standing on the stage where she first introduced the contestants, with an audience surrounding her, cheering.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hello everyone, and welcome to THE GODDESS ISLAND FINALE! For 7 long, brutal weeks, 14 contestants have been fighting to win the show! But 9 have been wiped out, and 5 are remaining! Let's take a look.
  • The Final 5.
  • ~ DARULES ~
  • Darules: [collecting Vicky pictures and burning them] dislikes vicky. the bitchy babysitter. horrible.
  • ~ JOCASTA ODOM ~
  • Jocasta Odom: God is my WITNESS in this game.
  • ~ MEG GRIFFIN ~
  • Meg Griffin: [burning her "used" hot dogs] I've started this game, and now I'm finishing it! No more Lonely Meg!
  • ~ TIFFANY POLLARD ~
  • Tiffany Pollard: Nobody comes in my fucking way, especially the scum I'm surrounded by.
  • ~ WANDA ~
  • Wanda: Being away from my family so long, I came out here for a reason. WIN WIN WIN!
  • ---
  • Farrah Abraham: [turns back to the camera] Last night, Sadie was voted off after making a rather racist comment towards Tiffany.
  • The screen cuts to the Final 5 returning to the Island after the 6th place robbage.
  • Meg Griffin: (CONF: [hiding her face] I'm out next. I am SO out next. Sadie did not deserve that and I feel so bad about it. For some reason, I feel like it's all my fault.. Just like at home. [cries])
  • Tiffany Pollard: (CONF: Meg can shut the fuck up with all of her crying for all I care. I'm in the Final 5 and that's all that matters to me.)
  • Tiffany Pollard: [whispering to Wanda] That shit got me going. Before I wasn't sure about this fucking game but THANK GOD. I needed that ceremony to keep me going.
  • Tiffany Pollard: (CONF: Sadie leaving after that nasty ass comment was one of the best things to happen to me in this game. She deserved that shit and I MEAN IT. Here I am, in the finals, and Sadie is stuck at The House of Flops. Boohoo, racist fatass.)
  • Wanda, Tiffany, Jocasta, and Darules have gathered together in the woods.
  • Wanda: Listen you three, nothing can break us apart, we can't let it happen. All we have to do is take Meg out and we'll be there. Although one of us will go at Final 4, this still has to happen.
  • Jocasta Odom: I'm totally on board. God is our fifth alliance member and will carry us to the Final 4.
  • Darules: yes
  • Tiffany Pollard: We got this shit in the BAG. [laughs]
  • The screen focuses on Farrah again.
  • Farrah Abraham: Currently, the contestants are still on the Island, awaiting their first challenge for the finals.
  • The curtain from Week 1 opens, revealing the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: Let's go talk to them, BITCHES!
  • Farrah walks onto the Island, as the curtain closes, and the crowd roars.
  • Farrah Abraham: [walks in] Hi cunts!
  • Wanda: Hello, Farrah.
  • Farrah Abraham: Congratulations on making the finale. The other 9 bitches couldn't do it so here you are!
  • Jocasta Odom: [claps] Woohoo!
  • Farrah Abraham: Let's go to the challenge grounds, so I can introduce to you the first Finals challenge!
  • The contestants walk to the challenge grounds with Farrah.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi sluts and whores! This challenge is called Simmotion. In this challenge, each of you will have one hand behind your back. You will then drop a ball into a metal chute. Your ball will then travel down a spiraling track. It will then exit at any given time, and you'll have to catch it and put it back into the track. If you don't, you're out of the challenge. At random times, more balls will spiral down the track, and you have to be quick and catch them. Everyone understand?
  • All but Darules: yes
  • Darules: hi
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, let's get started!
  • The contestants are seen standing behind of their given tracks.
  • Farrah Abraham: On my go, a ball will drop and spiral down. You HAVE to have one of your hands behind your back or else you're disqualified from the challenge.
  • and....
  • GO!
  • Balls start spiraling down the tracks.
  • Darules: balls drop
  • Wanda: Yes Darules!
  • Darules: [breaks his track and eats it] remind me of vicky
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, Darules is out for eating his trash. Dumb bitch. Go sit on the eliminated bench.
  • Meg Griffin: [catches her first ball and puts it back in] Yes! I got it!
  • Tiffany Pollard: [catches her first ball and puts it back in] Shut the fuck up, MEG.
  • Jocasta Odom: [catches her first ball and puts it back in]
  • Wanda: [catches her first ball and puts it back in]
  • Another ball suddenly travels down the track, and the contestants must now catch two.
  • Wanda: This is getting hard!
  • Tiffany Pollard: I've played with two balls before, bitch, this ain't shit. Infact, more than two balls. Way more.
  • Jocasta Odom: [focusing on her track] I'm feeling dizzy. Lord.
  • Meg Griffin: [catches the first ball, and barely catches the second one, and puts them both in her track] YES!
  • Tiffany Pollard: [catches the first ball, and then catches the second one, and puts them both in] See, it ain't shit, Wanda!
  • Wanda: [catches the first ball, and catches the second one after, and puts them both back in] Yup!
  • Jocasta Odom: [catches the first one, but accidentally lets the second one slide out] *Cricket sounds*
  • Farrah Abraham: Jocasta, you're out of the challenge.
  • A third ball starts spiraling down Tiffany, Meg, and Wanda's tracks.
  • Farrah Abraham: Keep going!
  • Tiffany Pollard: What do you think we're doing, bitch?
  • Wanda: ^
  • Meg Griffin: [catches the first ball, and then the second one, then the third one, and puts them each back in her track] I got i-
  • Tiffany Pollard: Don't announce it everytime you fucking "Get it". [catches the first ball, and then the second one, then the third one and puts them back in] [Meg impression] I GOT IT
  • Wanda: [catches the first and second at the same time, while catching the third one and putting them all back in] Good job, girls.
  • A fourth ball starts spiraling down the tracks.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I can't keep track of this stupid shit.
  • Wanda: Ugh.
  • Meg Griffin: Yeah..
  • Meg Griffin: [catches the first, second, and third balls, but accidentally lets the fourth one slip out] Ohmygod.. no.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [chuckles] Boohoo bitch, really. [catches the first, second, third, and fourth balls, and puts them in her track]
  • Wanda: Sorry Meg! [catches the first, second, third, and fourth balls, and puts them back in]
  • Wanda: You know what Tiffany.. Do you want this immunity?
  • Tiffany Pollard: I mean.. I'd like to win, but I'm not stressin' or nothing.
  • Wanda: Well, you know what,
  • A fifth ball starts spiraling down Tiffany and Wanda's tracks.
  • Wanda: Catch it!
  • Tiffany Pollard: OH SHIT. [catches the first, second, third, and fourth balls, and barely catches the fifth] Wanda did you really just do that for me?
  • Wanda: Of course I did!
  • Farrah Abraham: And we have it! TIFFANY WINS HER THIRD IMMUNITY IN A ROW! Congrats Tiff. You can all head back to the Island.
  • The contestants walk back to the Island.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [places the immunity necklace down, and hugs Wanda] Thank you so much girl.. I can't thank you enough.
  • Wanda: No problem!
  • Wanda: (CONF: I'll be honest.. I don't think I have very many jury votes, especially against people like Tiffany, Meg, and Jocasta. I gave Tiffany immunity so I could work my way into getting votes in case she happens to be the 4th placer. It's a little manipulative, but I really want to win!)
  • Meg Griffin: [sighs]
  • Meg Griffin: (CONF: I really let a lot of people down. Especially Sadie. At least we can maybe work the jury together and get someone like Wanda to win. [shrugs])
  • Jocasta, Darules, Tiffany, and Wanda are alone.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Okay this is obvious. We vote out Meg and it's all ours.
  • Wanda: [high fives them] Love it!
  • Darules: [smacks himself in the face] love it
  • Jocasta Odom: I get that y'all really don't like to do this, but.. Can we pray? We're so close to the end and I just want to share these moments with y'all.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Jocasta, anything.
  • The four pray.
  • Jocasta Odom: Amen.
  • Darules: [eating cheese] it is cheese in the egg
  • Meg is alone, talking to herself.
  • Meg Griffin: [lays down, looking at the sky] I just feel like I've let so many people down. I actually thought I could win this. I'm outnumbered, so outnumbered, right now. [sighs] Hopefully House of Flops is fun, I guess.
  • Meg Griffin: [gets up, and walks to the food that they all collected] Hmm..
  • Meg Griffin: (CONF: If I'm REALLY going to be voted out tonight, why not cause some chaos just before I go?)
  • Meg Griffin: [grabs all of the food and throws it out in the ocean]
  • Meg Griffin: [dusts her hands off] That should show em'.
  • Farrah walks onto the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi. Come to the ceremony.
  • The contestants walk to the Robbed Goddess Ceremony.
  • Farrah Abraham: Before we start voting, we'll now bring in the jury.
  • Britney.
  • Maria.
  • Sierra.
  • Ruby.
  • and Sadie, voted out at the last ceremony.
  • Sadie: [notices Meg doesn't have the necklace on] shitshitshitshitshit no!
  • Tiffany Pollard: [shows Sierra the necklace] I got it, bitches!
  • Sierra Thomas: [laughs] Good job, Tiffany!
  • Farrah Abraham: SHUT UP JURY YOU AREN'T HERE TO FUCKING SOCIALIZE YOU'RE HERE TO GATHER INFORMATION YOU WORTHLESS CUNTS.
  • Jury: .
  • Farrah Abraham: [clears her throat] Okay, let's vote. Darules, you're up.
  • Darules walks to the voting booth.
  • Darules: [holds up ______'s name] wanda, jocasta meg, tiffany, timmy girl
  • Jocasta walks to the voting booth.
  • Jocasta Odom: [holds up ______'s name] It has been a CRAZY ride with you, girl. I think you've been a fantastic player, but for me to win, fantastic player's can't make it to the end against me. Sorry.
  • Meg walks to the voting booth.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds up ______'s name] This is an irrelevant vote, really. [shrugs]
  • Tiffany walks to the voting booth.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [holds up ______'s name] Honestly.. I hate your fucking guts and I want you to fall into a volcano, but it's been a bumpy ride with you and I'm surprised that you've come such a long damn way.
  • Wanda walks to the voting booth.
  • Wanda: [holds up ______'s name] I am so, so sorry. At least this means you'll get to spend more time with your BFF, right?
  • Everyone is done voting.
  • Farrah Abraham: [nods] I'll now read your votes.
  • Farrah Abraham: First vote...
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  • Second vote...
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  • Meg.
  • Third vote...
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  • Jocasta.
  • Fourth vote, the 10th person eliminated from Goddess Island, and the 6th member of the jury...
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  • Meg.
  • Farrah Abraham: The last vote was also for Meg, so Meg, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island. Say your goodbyes.
  • Meg Griffin: [stands in front of the Final 4] I don't have a lot to say. Just... good luck. [turns to Sadie] See you soon <3 [leaves]
  • Farrah Abraham: Sadie and Meg are back together again, and the last-minute Final 4 alliance turned out to be a success, unlike every other alliance in this game. Congratulations, Final 4. You may now head back to the Island.
  • The remaining 4 walk back to the Island.
  • The Final 4 are back on the Island.
  • Wanda: Girls, we can officially say, we have been the only successful alliance in Goddess Island Season 1!
  • Darules: hooray
  • Jocasta Odom: I cannot believe we have come such a long way in this game.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [cuts in] Okay, this isn't like me, but I think we should just cut out any strategy talk from this point on. We started as a team and we're ending as a team. Vote with y'all's hearts at the Final 4 ceremony.
  • Wanda: I totally agree. Great idea Tiffany!
  • Tiffany is alone, remembering all of her best moments at the Island.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Oh my god, I've had such a bumpy ride here. With the Raven shit, and then losing Sierra, and the Ruby feud.. wow.. [looks to the camera] See you sometime soon after this. [blows a kiss]
  • Farrah walks onto the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: Contestants, it's that time. Head to the challenge grounds for your FINAL immunity challenge.
  • The contestants walk to the challenge grounds.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hello, *cunt*estants. This is my last time seeing you four here together.. Am I sad? Not really, I hate you all. But, let me explain your final challenge. For this challenge, you'll each be given a booklet that has the letters A and B on both pages. I'll give you a series of questions about each juror and what they said about their time on Goddess Island, and you'll have to guess either A or B. Understand?
  • All: Yes!
  • Farrah Abraham: [hands everyone booklets] Let's get started.
  • A television is brought in, with each clip.
  • (Britney Britney: The thing I hated the MOST about the Island was...)
  • Farrah Abraham: Did Britney say (A) The other contestants, or (B) Having to be starved all of the time! Like, i love yogurt! XD
  • Farrah Abraham: Reveal.
  • Darules: a
  • Jocasta Odom: B.
  • Tiffany Pollard: B.
  • Wanda: B.
  • Farrah Abraham: The correct answers was...
  • (Briney Britney: The thing I hated the MOST about the Island was having to be starved all of the time! Like, I love yogurt! XD)
  • Farrah Abraham: B. Darules, you're out of the challenge.
  • Farrah Abraham: Next question:
  • (Maria: Samey favorite food is)
  • Farrah Abraham: Did Maria say (A) Manchineel fruits or (B) Amy's organs?
  • Farrah Abraham: Reveal.
  • Jocasta Odom: A.
  • Tiffany Pollard: B.
  • Wanda: B.
  • Farrah Abraham: The correct answer was...
  • (Maria: Samey favorite food is Amy's organs)
  • Farrah Abraham: Sorry Jocasta, you're out of the challenge. Wanda, Tiffany, one of you is about to be guaranteed a spot in the Final 3.
  • Farrah Abraham: Next question:
  • (Sierra: The contestant I found most like Dan Foley was...)
  • Farrah Abraham: Did Sierra say (A) Nobody! Can anyone even be worst than THAT piece of trash? or (B) Meg. I got sick of her constant crying!
  • Farrah Abraham: Reveal.
  • Tiffany Pollard: B.
  • Wanda: A.
  • Farrah Abraham: [nods] The correct answer was...
  • (Sierra: The contestant I found most like Dan Foley was...
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  • Nobody! Can anyone even be worst than THAT piece of trash?
  • Farrah Abraham: Which means the correct answer was A!
  • Farrah Abraham: CONGRATULATIONS WANDA! YOU HAVE WON IMMUNITY AND HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A SPOT IN THE FINAL 3!
  • Wanda: [hugs Tiffany, Jocasta, and Darules] YES!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Congrats, girl <3
  • Jocasta Odom: Yeah, you go gurl!
  • Darules: immuniy
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, now that Wanda has made the Final 3, the rest of you have a ceremony to worry about. Head back to the Island.
  • The contestants walk back to the Island.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [hugs Wanda] Girl you deserved that shit after handing it to me last time. You earned it.
  • Wanda: [laughs, but stops] Hey, Tiffany.. Could I talk to you for a second?
  • Tiffany Pollard: Sure, what's up?
  • Wanda: Let's go somewhere more.. private.
  • Wanda and Tiffany are alone.
  • Wanda: Listen Tiffany, I know you said the thing about no strategy talk, but.. I really think we should talk some strategy. I want you in the Final 3 with me, genuinely.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Then who the fuck we vote?
  • Wanda: [whispers a name to Tiffany]
  • Tiffany Pollard: Oh.. I see.
  • Tiffany Pollard: But we don't have the numbers.
  • Wanda: I'll talk to Darules, and then I'll talk to Jocasta. I'll tell them to vote each other. Easy!
  • Tiffany Pollard: Girl you becoming sneaky as shit.
  • Wanda: It's all about keeping a friend in the game with me!
  • Wanda flies over to Jocasta.
  • Wanda: Hey Jocasta!
  • Jocasta Odom: Hey!
  • Wanda: Listen, I know Tiffany said the thing about no strategy talk, but I really want you in the Final 3 with me, and I think the best way to make it a fair game would be to vote out Darules. Because who knows, the jury could be bitter and they could vote him to win, especially with Sadie and Meg in power over there!
  • Jocasta Odom: Hmm.. You make a good point. I gotcha'.
  • Wanda: Thanks Jocasta! And good luck in the Final 3!
  • Jocasta Odom: [laughs] You too!
  • Wanda flies over to Darules.
  • Wanda: Hi Darules!
  • Darules: wanda bitch
  • Wanda: [coughs] Okay.. vote Jocasta.
  • Darules: ya
  • Wanda: So you're voting Jocasta?
  • Darules: yes
  • Wanda: Okay, thanks.
  • Farrah walks onto the Island.
  • Farrah Abraham: Who's ready for your final vote-off ceremony? You better fucking be, because it's happening NOW. come!
  • The contestants walk to the Robbed Goddess Ceremony.
  • Farrah Abraham: Before we start, we'll now bring in our jury.
  • Britney.
  • Maria.
  • Sierra.
  • Ruby.
  • Sadie.
  • and Meg, voted out at the previous ceremony.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay so, one by one, you'll each go and cast your votes. Darules, you're up.
  • Darules walks to the voting booth.
  • Darules: [holds up ______'s name] ugly. bitchy. whore. babysitter.
  • Jocasta walks to the voting booth.
  • Jocasta Odom: [holds up ______'s name] To describe your gameplay, I could say... "irrelevant". Not to hurt you though. Have fun at House of Flops.
  • Tiffany walks to the voting booth.
  • Tiffany Pollard: [holds up ______'s name] Who the fuck are you? I didn't even notice you existed until you joined our Final 4 alliance. GOODBYE.
  • Wanda walks to the voting booth.
  • Wanda: [holds up ______'s name] It's actually really, really hard to cast this vote against you. We've been playing this game together for so long, but I think it's time you go, for the sake of a million dollars.
  • Everyone is done voting.
  • Farrah Abraham: I'll now read your votes...
  • The Final 4 nervously look at Farrah coming back with the urn in her hands.
  • Farrah Abraham: This is it. One of you will be voted out, and the other three will enjoy spots in the Final 3. Let's get to it.
  • First vote...
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  • Darules.
  • Second vote...
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  • Jocasta.
  • Third vote...
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  • Fourth vote, the 11th person eliminated from Goddess Island, and the 7th and final jury member...
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  • Jury: [shocked]
  • Farrah Abraham: Darules, you have been eliminated from Goddess Island. Say your goodbyes... if you can even speak English.
  • Darules: [ala Nevel] i will rue this day... @wanda
  • Darules: [leaves]
  • Farrah Abraham: Final 3.. You've fought with people, you've fought with your environment, hell, you've even fought with ME. But it's all payed off, because here you are in the Final 3. You 3 may now grab your stuff, and say goodbye to the Island. Goodnight.
  • Jocasta, Tiffany, and Wanda walk back to the Island.
  • At the Island.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Are we really gon' have to burn this shit?
  • Wanda: Yes.
  • Jocasta Odom: Sadly.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Oddly enough that'll hurt me.
  • Wanda: I know.. [sighs]
  • Jocasta Odom: Listen.. Let's just put out the fire, collect the food, and-
  • Tiffany Pollard: [looks over where the food uses to be] WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FOOD?
  • Wanda: [gasps]
  • Jocasta Odom: Oh my...
  • Tiffany Pollard: Fuckin' Meg. Whatever, I won't let her get to me. We won't even need the food anymore.
  • Wanda: [nods] Okay, I think it's time.
  • Jocasta, Tiffany, and Wanda light their torches with the fire.
  • Tiffany Pollard: 1.
  • Jocasta Odom: 2.
  • Wanda: 3!
  • The three start to burn down the shelter with the torches they were given.
  • The shelter burns down.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Wow..
  • Jocasta Odom: Atleast we can say that we made it here.
  • Wanda: We started the shelter, and we finished it! Look at everything in a more positive view!
  • Tiffany Pollard: We should probably go back to that whore Farrah so we can finish this game.
  • The three hug, and they walk back to the ceremony.
  • Farrah Abraham: You three, sit the fuck down, the jury seems mad and they're probably going to drag you.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch I'm not phased by the jury. The jury can suck my clit.
  • Farrah Abraham: Whatever, let's bring them in now.
  • Britney.
  • Maria.
  • Sierra.
  • Ruby.
  • Sadie.
  • Meg.
  • and finally, Darules.
  • Farrah Abraham: Hi Jury. Okay so let me explain. Final 3, you'll give your opening statements. You'll explain why you think you should win. You will then be addressed by the jury, who will give you questions or statements. Jocasta, you go first.
  • Jocasta stands.
  • Jocasta Odom: The lot of you may see me as a floater, or a coattail rider, anything you'd like to call it. But I believe that I'm more than that because God wouldn't make me a floater or a coattail rider.
  • Ruby: ugh
  • Jocasta Odom: I've played this game with no regrets. I haven't backstabbed anyone, I haven't been mean to anyone, and definitely, I haven't hurt anyone. I really want this and I feel that if I don't win, it may be just what God desires. Thank you.
  • Jocasta sits.
  • Farrah Abraham: Tiffany.
  • Tiffany stands.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Obviously I'm not very liked in this game.. at all. I've had constant fights with people for no god damn reason and I truly feel sorry for that. Aside from that, I've had such a hard journey here. My original alliance was Julia, Sierra, Rachel, Jocasta, and I, and as soon as Rachel AND Julia were voted out pre-jury, I was alone, completely alone. Some could say I "immunity-whored" my way here, but I had to win those immunities because I knew that if I didn't, my ass would be on the line. Here I am now, with two of my main girls. Thank you.
  • Tiffany sits.
  • Farrah Abraham: and finally, Wanda.
  • Wanda stands.
  • Wanda: Okay, hi jury! It's nice to see you all again! First of all, I'd like to say that I've played the "mother role" in this game. I've been kind to everyone and I felt bad after every. single. elimination. It wasn't just a strategy to work jury votes, I genuinely felt bad. But then the game started progressing and I was surprisingly still here. I had to do something other than be nice to people, so four of us got together and created this majority alliance. It payed off, and three of us are here in the finale. Thank you.
  • Wanda sits.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, jury, it's your turn. You may now address the Final 3. You can give a statement or a question. Britney Britney, you're up.
  • Britney walks to the front.
  • Britney Britney: Do you guys like milk? :D
  • Jocasta Odom: Yes.
  • Tiffany Pollard: I like things that look like Milk, yes.
  • Wanda: Britney, Milk is healthy and I feel that every human should drink it!
  • Britney Britney: Okay! <3
  • Britney sits.
  • Farrah Abraham: Maria.
  • Maria walks to the front.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: is Samey. Very Samey eating Amy and Lindsay.
  • Maria sits.
  • Tiffany Pollard: Okay.
  • Farrah Abraham: Sierra.
  • Sierra walks to the front.
  • Sierra Thomas: This is the Final 3 that I wanted. I'll be honest. Tiffany, you are my best friend and I'm so happy that you've made it here. Wanda, you were like my mother in this game, even though we were on opposite sides for the majority of the game. Jocasta, you know how to keep calm about certain situations and I like that about you. My vote is pretty much decided, so good luck, and may the best win.
  • Sierra sits.
  • Farrah Abraham: Ruby.
  • Ruby bounces to the front.
  • Ruby: bitches i have shit to say LISTEN THE UCKC UP. i hate all 3 of u ngl like i was literally playing tiffany and that bitch just ugh ugh ugh i couldve won tis game fuck you alls suck it i cant believe this. wanda is a mastermind and nobody was able to see that jocasta is awful and tiffany is a slut. ill have to think about my vote but im too ANGRY to ask questions goodbye
  • Ruby sits.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay. Sadie, you're up.
  • Sadie walks to the front.
  • Sadie: tbh im rlly mad right now.
  • Tiffany Pollard: .
  • Sadie: i was voted off for absolutely no reason!
  • Tiffany Pollard: [cuts her off] BITCH YOU'RE A RACIST SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
  • Jocasta Odom: Ouch.
  • Sadie: let me speak bitch
  • Tiffany Pollard: BITCH YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SPEAK. SIT DOWN.
  • Sadie: tifafny shut the hell up!!!!!!!!
  • Tiffany Pollard: NO. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I *MAKE* YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE.
  • Wanda: Girls, girls, settle down.
  • Sadie: wanda shtu the fuck up
  • Wanda: Excuse me?
  • Tiffany Pollard: OH MY GOD SADIE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERY MINUTE YOUR MOUTH IS MOVIN' AND YOUR FAT ROLLS ARE JIGGLING. WE'VE HAD ENOUGH. SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
  • Sadie: okay whatever just know that my vote wont be for tiffany
  • Tiffany Pollard: NO SHIT BITCH.
  • Sadie sits.
  • Farrah Abraham: Meg, you're up.
  • Meg walks to the front.
  • Meg Griffin: Tiffany, you'r-
  • Tiffany Pollard: Bitch skip me. Because I'm not LISTENING TO ANY SHIT YOU HAVE TO SAY. I'M TOO GOOD TO GIVE A FUCK RIGHT NOW.
  • Meg Griffin: Okay then. Jocasta. The jury pretty much agreed that most of the time you prayed for half of the game. Did you do anything else?
  • Jocasta Odom: Excuse me, is praying a bad thing? Because you're making it sound like it's a bad thing.
  • Meg Griffin: It's not, I jus-
  • Jocasta Odom: Skip me. I'm not dealing wit' that.
  • Meg Griffin: Okay.. Wanda, what was your biggest move in this game?
  • Wanda: I'll be honest.. taking out Darules. I wanted the Final 3 you see here now, and as much as I love Darules, he had to go.
  • Meg Griffin: Thanks.
  • Meg sits.
  • Farrah Abraham: and finally, immigrant*Darules.
  • Darules walks to the front.
  • Darules: cheese and bacon
  • Wanda: I like Cheese and Bacon!
  • Darules: i wish i had boobies
  • Wanda: [gives Darules boobs with her wand] There.
  • Darules: thx
  • Darules sits.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, now that the jury has made their decisions, it's now time to vote for a WINNER. Britney, you're up.
  • Britney walks to the voting booth.
  • Britney Britney: [holds up ______'s name] Cottage.
  • Maria walks to the voting booth.
  • Ma luissahhotmail.com: [holds up ______'s name] *punches Tom* Blue and pink are cute
  • Sierra walks to the voting booth.
  • Sierra Thomas: [holds up ______'s name] [ala Courtney] Fist bump girl..
  • Ruby walks to the voting booth.
  • Ruby: [holds up ______'s name] lmao fuck u but im forced to vote so
  • Sadie walks to the voting booth.
  • Sadie: [holds up _______'s name] only bc ur not a bully
  • Meg walks to the voting booth.
  • Meg Griffin: [holds up ______'s name] You actually deserve this. Congrats.
  • Darules walks to the voting booth.
  • Darules: [holds up ______'s name] nachos
  • Everyone is done voting.
  • Farrah Abraham: I'll now read the votes.
  • Farrah walks to get the urn, and returns with it.
  • Farrah Abraham: This will wait. SEE YOU IN LA BITCHES!
  • Farrah walks out of the ceremony, and back onto the stage.
  • Farrah gets into a helicopter and flies to LA, where the contestants are.
  • Farrah Abraham: [walks into the reunion building] HI BITCHES
  • The crowd cheers.
  • Farrah Abraham: [walks onto the stage and sits down, with the urn in her hands] So.. You three seem pretty anxious. I should make you wait but we're on a tight schedule. Shall I read the votes?
  • Tiffany Pollard: Go on with it bitch.
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay..
  • First vote...
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  • Wanda.
  • Second vote...
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  • Wanda.
  • That's 2-0-0, so far.
  • Third vote...
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  • Tiffany.
  • 2-1-0.
  • Fourth vote...
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  • Tiffany.
  • Fifth vote...
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  • Wanda.
  • Sixth vote...
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  • is for Tiffany!
  • We are at 3 votes Tiffany, 3 votes Wanda, and 0 votes Jocasta. This means that Jocasta has officially placed 3rd.
  • Jocasta Odom: [nods]
  • Farrah Abraham: Okay, the final vote, and the winner of Goddess Island season one is...
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  • WANDA!
  • Wanda: [screams]
  • Tiffany Pollard: YAAS CONGRATULATIONS WANDA!
  • Jocasta Odom: [hugs Tiffany and Wanda]
  • Crowd: [cheers]
  • Farrah Abraham: [walks to Wanda] CONGRATULATIONS WANDA, YOU HAVE WON GODDESS ISLAND SEASON 1! [hands Wanda the million dollars] HERE YOU GO.
  • Wanda: [runs to hug Timmy, Cosmo, and Poof] I DID IT!
  • Darules: [sees Timmy] omg
  • Darules: [joins in on the hug] i love timmy
  • Wanda: [shrugs, and keeps hugging her family]
  • Farrah Abraham: AGAIN, A BIG CONGRATULATIONS TO WANDA FOR BECOMING OUR FIRST WINNER. THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR GODDESS ISLAND SEASON 1. BUT DON'T GO ANYWAY, WE HAVE A SURPRISE.
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  • Season 2 Preview.
  • Farrah Abraham: Last season, we had 14 contestants battling it out for a grand prize of one million dollars! This season.. it's no different.
  • Same Pucket: i will win million dlolars ahahahahahaha
  • Kelly Shinn: Rice.
  • Farrah Abraham: 14 new contestants will compete against each other for the grand prize. Same Island, same environment, all new people!
  • Farrah Abraham: But it won't be so easy..
  • Someone: [being medically evacuated]
  • Farrah Abraham: Anything can happen!
  • Farrah Abraham: GODDESS ISLAND 2! *COMING SOON, BITCHES*
  • End of Season 2 Preview.
  • Farrah Abraham: Thank you for an amazing season!
  • Executive Producer: [whispers to Farrah]
  • Farrah Abraham: Oh shit, S2 cast is tied to a bus. SEE YOU SOON
  • Farrah leaves.
    *That's a wrap!*
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Voting History

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Week: 1 2 3 4

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Voted Off: Raven Rachel Julia Britney Maria Sierra Ruby Sadie Meg Darules *None, Winner
Vote: 7-7 (Tie Breaker) *10-1 (Idol) 7-4 6-4 *PUBLIC VOTE* 5-3 *4-2-1 (Idol) 4-2 4-1 2-1-1 4-3-0
Wanda Raven Ruby Julia Tiffany Sierra Sadie Sadie Meg Darules *FINALIST*
Tiffany Raven Ruby Britney Britney Jocasta Meg Sadie Meg Darules *FINALIST*
Jocasta Raven Ruby Britney Britney Sierra Sadie Sadie Meg Darules *FINALIST*
Darules Tiffany Julia Tiffany Sierra Sadie Sadie Meg Jocasta Tiffany
Meg Tiffany Ruby Julia Britney Sierra Ruby Wanda Jocasta Wanda
Sadie Tiffany Ruby Julia Britney Sierra Ruby Wanda Wanda
Ruby Tiffany Rachel Julia Britney Jocasta Sadie Wanda
Sierra Raven Ruby Britney Britney Jocasta Tiffany
Maria Tiffany Julia Tiffany Tiffany
Britney Raven Ruby Julia Tiffany Wanda
Julia Raven Ruby Britney
Selena Tiffany Ruby
Rachel Raven Ruby
Raven Tiffany

     - Eliminated, Evacuated, or Quit the game.

     - An idol was played and this vote was nullified.

     - This player did not participate in this vote.

     - This player was the 2nd Runner Up.

     - This player was the Runner Up.

     - This player won Goddess Island.

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