Total Drama is back and better than ever, with a new host: Me! I'm taking a small batch of new contestants back to a new-and-improved Wawanakwa, where they will compete once again for the prize.
Sign-Ups (2 Per user) (Name, stereotype, user)
Will end when there is at least ten people.
- Nemo- The Heroic Gamer - Nemo
- Firey- The BFDI Winner - Nemo
- Lexi - The Pink Wannabe Aztec Princess - Samey
- Willow - The Spiritual Hippie - Samey
- Jacob - The Families Underachiver - Xaypay
- Jennifer - Grade A Asshole - Xaypay
Firey: It feels so great to be back. *looks at Nemo* You look nervous.
Nemo: *On a human slingshot* Do I? I'm just fine, y'know?
Lexi: Hola alguien ordeno pizza?
Willow: Hola chicos.
Firey: Quiet. We are just doing a slingshot.
Nemo: Oh god. Not them again.
Lexi: (CONF) Me gusta las pizzas son deliciosas.
Willow: Hey hay un costo de una Toyota Hiace Commuter nueva.
Firey: Alright, why don't you get in the car and leave.
Nemo: YEAH! We're doing a experiment here!
Lexi: Quiero un nuevo acuario.
Willow: (CONF) Yo tengo el nuevo Toyota Hiace Commuter, un submarino de albondigas y unas sodas.
Firey: I HATE WATER!
Nemo: Um, Experiment! On a slug!
Firey: It's THE S.L.U.G!
Lexi: Hay pizza gratis?
Willow: Yo amo el pastrami. Es delicioso.
Firey: Alright, Let me try.
Nemo: Actually, I'm going. Did you get the goggles?
Firey: Here. *gives Nemo the goggles* What are we aiming for?
Nemo: Top of the tree. Easy shot. Are we ready?
Lexi: Me encanta esta pizza deliciosa.
Willow: Tengo raspados de sabores.
Firey: Uhhh... Later...
Nemo: *gets flinged by S.L.U.G*
Lexi: Yo fui a Mexico al metro.
Willow: Yo amo el Toyota Hiace Commuter.
Firey: Did you get the book?
Nemo: Yes. *opens book* Say, when is the host coming?
Lexi: Hay una entrega de pizzas.
Willow: Yo como pescado frito.
Jacob: *walks over to the rest of the campers* Uhm hello, name's Jacob and-
Jennifer: *grabs Jacob and pulls him over and whispers to where no one can hear there conversation* I don't think they want to hear you little bro. Now move *shoves Jacob to where he catches his balance, she walks over to the rest of the campers putting on a smile without anyone noticing what just occured* Hi! My name is Jennifer, I would love to get to know you all! *smiles and winks at Nemo*
Jacob: *gets back his balance, rubbing his head* Uh, well I guess I shouldn't talk. Yep. I'm an idiot...
Jennifer: *still talking with everyone* So what's your name cutie! *smiling at Nemo*
Nemo: Uh... I... Uh...
Firey: Don't discourage him mate!
Lexi: Pizza gratis.
Willow: Alguna vez pedes decir.
Nemo: You two shut up!
Firey: Holy hell, dude. Calm down! (CONF) At least we stil got the book... (END CONF)
Jennifer: *biting her lip, looking at Nemo* So... Nemo you got a girlfriend back at home?
Firey: I'm serious. Screw him up one more time and I'll burn you up.
Nemo: Um... NO!
Lexi: Habra pizza?
Willow: Yo voy a meditar.
Jennifer: *rubs on Nemo's shoulder* Well do you want a hot one like me... *stops rubbing shoulder and starts twisting her hair*
Jacob: *coughing and turns to Lexi* So, you speak a little spanish huh, well I can speak some too, not that great but here goes nothing... *coughs to get his voice out* Hey jefe, puedo tener el coño por favor? (CONF) I said hello. (END CONF)
Firey: Ooooooooooh you are asking for it now! *burns Jennifer ablaze*
Nemo: Phew... That was close.
Lexi: *eats pepperoni pizza* Mmmm Deliciosa.