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This is a Quick Camp created by Surferdude1219 based on the sh**show we call "Black Friday."

Sign-ups (2 per user, I'll stop it whenever)

Name - Gender - Stereotype - User

Hayan Nabi - Butterbly - The Butterbly - Wondi

Sharkeisha Munroe - Female - The Internet Sensation - Solar

Jokbal - Indeterminate - The Soy Sauce Bather - Remix(z)ing the Galaxy

Samey - Female good Twin Sister - Likes the chikens and the moffins - Yes XD

Stephen Fishback - Male - The Hyperactive Superfan - Surfer

Petunia - Cow - The Cow - Windye

DerpyandDawn - Male - The Popular RPer - Solar

Eileen - Female - The Animu Fanatic - Conker-san

Elimination Table

Rank Shopper 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
1st Jokbal LOW SAFE WIN SAFE WIN WIN WINNER
2nd Hayan Nabi SAFE SAFE SAFE SAFE SAFE LOW RUNNER-UP
3rd Samey SAFE SAFE SAFE SAFE SAFE OUT
4th Eileen SAFE WIN SAFE WIN OUT
5th Sharkeisha WIN WIN SAFE OUT
6th Stephen Fishback SAFE LOW OUT
7th Petunia LOW OUT
8th DerpyandDawn OUT

Pre-Chat

Chris: I've taken them to remote islands, around the world in rickety planes. But this time, I'm taking a bunch of contestants to the most dangerous place they've ever experienced: Black Friday.

Chef: *plays horror music on an organ*

Sharkeisha: B**** you better take that sh*t back about my skin tone because I will f*** you up b**** World Star Hip Hop Style, lanky ass mother f***er!

Hayan Nabi: Nalgaereul pyeoseo ni pumeul naneun na

Sharkeisha: The f*** did you just call me b****? I'll scalp that bargain bin weave you little hoe.

Samey: Yes Sharkeisha

Jokbal: *flops around in the bowl of soy sauce*

Samey: XD

Hayan Nabi: yes *flies* life is like a butterbly you rise and fly and die..

Sharkeisha: Dang son you smell like my bermuda ass triangle get the f*** outta here with that sh*t man

Samey: Kordan <3

Fishback: VOTING BLOCKS! IT'S ALL ABOUT VOTING BLOCKS! HEHEHEEHEHEHE! *skips around the mall*

Petunia: Moo (translation) the F*** is this ho um im pregnant so i need booti slop.

DerpyandDawn: Yeah cool whatever. *files nails* 

Sharkeisha: I will shove that voting block right up your skinny, white-

DerpyandDawn: Um, stop talking. I'm admin here.

Samey: *can speak cow* Moo! (translation) Yes XD

DerpyandDawn: Godplayer, much? :\

Fishback: *still skipping*

Samey: *chokes DaD and lets the fire spread to him* Don't godmod. The consequences are brutal. *watches him choke to death*

DerpyandDawn: Rigged. *returns* Whatever. I shouldn't be here. I'm too popular for this place.

Petunia: Moo (translation) same omg be QUIET i need my medicine like

Episode One: The Opening

Chris: I'm here outside the local mall, where thousands of people are waiting outside to get a few dollars off their stupid purchases. The doors are about to open, and our contestants have to survive the stampede.

Challenge: Survive the Stampede

You must run to something (5 lines), grab something heavy (1 line, tell me what you grabbed) and hold on (3 lines). If you get thrown off, you have to start over. Contestants ready? Shop!

Hayan Nabi: *shops* yes

Petunia: *shops* MOO

Samey: *runs* (1)

Fishback *runs* OW MY FEET!

Hayan Nabi: *shops* yes

Petunia: *shops* MOO

Sharkeisha: *runs* (1)

DerpyandDawn: *runs* (1)

Hayan Nabi: *shops* yes

Petunia: *shops* MOO

Samey: *runs*

Fishback: OW MY STOMACH! *runs*

Sharkeisha: *runs* (2)

DerpyandDawn: *runs* (2)

Hayan Nabi: *shops* yes

Petunia: *shops* MOO

Jokbal: *taking the bathing* (1)

Eileen: Lol. *shops* Maybe, senpai will notice me! Lol, I made an anime joke, lololololol! <3

Jokbal: *taking the bathing* (2)

Samehy: *rusn* (3)

Hayan Nabi: *shops* yes

Petunia: *shops* MOO

Sharkeisha: *runs* (3)

DerpyandDawn: *runs* (3)

Jokbal: *taking the bathing* (3)

Sharkeisha: *runs* (4)

DerpyandDawn: *runs* (4)

Jokbal: *taking the bathing* (4)

Eileen: *shops* Where are the Tomoya Ozaki throw-pillows!? :O 

Jokbal: *taking the bathing* (5)

Sharkeisha: *runs* (5)


DerpyandDawn: *runs* (5)

Hayan Nabi: *grabs a Gwopher* heavy for me

Petunia: *grans the entire island of Nauru* nice mate i mean MOOO

Samey: *runs*

Jokbal: *grabs Keisha's ass cheeks* (1) Sharkeisha: *takes weave* (1)

DerpyandDawn: *takes social life* (1)

Hayan Nabi: *holds on*

Petunia: *holds on* fukin mooo0

Sharkeisha: *holds on* (1)

DerpyandDawn: *holds on* (1)

Jokbal: *bathes* (1)

Sharkeisha: *holds on* (2)

DerpyandDawn: *holds on* (2)

Hayan Nabi: *holds on*

Petunia: *holds on* fukin mooo0

Jokbal: *bathes* (2)

Sharkeisha: *holds on* (3)


DerpyandDawn: *holds on* (3)


Hayan Nabi: *holds on*

Petunia: *holds on* fukin mooo0

Eileen: *shops* Like, where da throw pillahs at! >:O

Jokbal: *bathes* (3)

Eileen: *shops* THERE ARE ONLY FEMALE ANIME THROW PILLOWS! RARGH!

Chris: STOP! Sharkeisha wins!

Elimination Ceremony 1

Chris: Vote anyone but Sharkeisha

Fishback: (CONF) I vote DerpyandDawn. He's a social/strategic/voting block threat. I prefer to take alpha males with me.

Samey: (CONF) Adios Jokbal.

Jokbal: (CONF) *bathes in soy sauce* voting derpyanddawn

Sharkeisha: (CONF) I vote Jokbal.

DerpyandDawn: (CONF) I should have immunity, but I vote Jokbal since korean. :\

Hayan Nabi: (CONF) HAYAN NABIIII bye Derps

Petunia: (CONF) Moo (translation) dERPY DISTURBED MY SLEEP he must go and also i conquered nauru HAHAHA

Eileen: (CONF: Petunia is a petnoobia! I'm hillarious. <3)

Chris: By a vote of 4-3-1, DerpyandDawn, you out! *flings him into crowd*

Episode 2: The Vegetable Steamer

Chris: Your challenge is to get a vegetable steamer (3 lines)! Once you all get it I'll reveal the next part.

Fishback: *gets steamer* (1) OW MY FACE

Samey: *gets steamer* (1) Hola a todos!

Sharkeisha: *gets steamer* (1) MOVE B*TCHES

Fishback: *gets steamer* (2)

Eileen: *gets steamer*

Jokbal: *bathes steamer* (1)

Sharkeisha: *gets steamer* (2)

Hayan  Nabi: Ass *gets steamer* (1)


Sharkeisha: *gets steamer* (3)

Jokbal: *bathes steamer* (2)

Fishback: *gets steamer* (3)

Jokbal: *bathes steamer* (3)

Chris: Sharkeisha wins the first immunity! Now for part 2...

Woman: *tries to steal steamers*

Chris: Hold on to your steamers! (5 lines)

Hayan Nabi: Why *hold*

Eileen: *holds steamer* (1)

Fishback: *holds* (1)

Eileen: *holds steamer* (2)

Hayan Nabi: Why *hold*

Eileen: *holds steamer* (3)

Hayan Nabi: Why *hold*

Eileen: *holds steamer* (4)

Hayan Nabi: Why *hold*

Eileen: *holds steamer* (5)

Hayan Nabi: Why *hold* yes

Chris: Eileen also wins immunity!

Elimination Ceremony 2

Chris: Vote anyone but Sharkeisha or Eileen.

Sharkeisha: (CONF) I Vote Petunia since that ratchet ass hoe remind me of this ratchet ass hoe who live down mah street tryna' snatch my man like it a weave, like damn girl, get yo' own man.

Eileen: I'm starved! (CONF: Mister Chu! ~ On my lips! Chu! ~ I get weak all ov- OH! Wait, Petunia has a big foul mouth! She's such a cow! >:C)

Samey: (CONF) Adios Petunia *votes Petunia*

Hayan Nabi: (CONF) BUTTERBLHYS HATE WEIRDOS bye stephen fish

Petunia: Moo [I swear if u vote me out lmao omg] (CONF) moo [bye fishy]

Jokbal: (CONF) bathes in fish(back)

Fishback: *votes Petunia bc cow is worse than alpha male*

Chris: Petunia's out! *corrals her away*

Episode 3: BRB Food

Chris: It's breakfast! Get me good eats. Best eats wins.

Samey: I like chikens and moffins.

Sharkeisha: breakfast burrito but the burrito is actually a penis

Jokbal: I eats self, delicios jokbal *bathes in soy sauce*

Hayan Nabi: k

Petunia: Moo [BEFORE I GO heres my latest SELPHEE]

Eileen: Greaat selphee! LOL! Tempura is faboulous! I saw it in an anime and now I eat it all the time. <3

Chris: Well I like soy sauce, so Jokbal wins!!


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Elimination Ceremony 3

Chris: Vote for anyone but Jokbal.

Sharkeisha: (CONF) Fish because he white.

Jokbal: (CONF) Fish *haigh*

Hayan Nabi: (CONF) BUTTERBLYS FLYING IN THE AIR oops bye fish

Samey: (CONF) Adios Fishback *uses magic wand*

Chris: Bye Fishback!!

Jokbal: Jokbal

Eileen: I can't wait to vot- *sees Jokbal* OMG! :DDDDDDD (CONF: *coughs* Anyway, I vote for fish because he probs hates animu. >:C)

Episode 4: Download Jokblr Today!

Chris: The stampede has thrown us into the Apple Store! Come up with a new idea for an Apple app.

Hayan Nabi: ok 
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Sharkeisha: One which can track yo' man to make sure he ain't sleuthing with the ol' ghetto sl*t who keeps tryna' steal him y'know get his location on point motherf****er I want eyes on that man all the damn time, ain't nobody stealing him, nuh-uh.

Jokbal: i call it jokblr, it's liek grindr but u find jokbals in ur local area to get ur tongue into.

Hayan Nabi: it helps u look at buterbly porn its caled NABI  NABI Yeah, I know that I need the gold

Eileen: Mine is called Rule 34: Mobile! ^_^ It has pictures of ANIMU BOYS! :D also gold text m7

Chris: Eileen wins because I'm what you call "into that."

Elimination Ceremony 4

Chris: Vote anyone but Eileen.

Jokbal: (conf) *votes sharkeisha*

Hayan Nabi: (CONF) k bye @shrkahookha

Eileen: (CONF) Uhh, like, Sharkeisha isn't anime enough!!! ;-;

Chris: Bye Sharkeisha *flings*

Episode 5: Sammy in her sleepwear

Chris: Get Sammy sleepwear! (5 lines)

Sammy in her sleepwear: *gets sleepwear*

Jokbal: *sleepwear in soy* (1)

​Sammy in her sleepwear: *gets sleepwear*

Jokbal: *sleepwear in soy* (2)

Hayan Nabi: it me (get slipwor*
HeelpMEMWEMWMW

Jokbal: *sleepwear in soy* (3)

​Sammy in her sleepwear: *gets sleepwear*

Jokbal: *sleepwear in soy* (4)

​Sammy in her sleepwear: *gets sleepwear*

Eileen: *sleepwear* YAY ^_^

Jokbal: *sleepwear in soy* (5)

Chris: Jokbal wins!

Elimination Ceremony 5

Chris: Vote anyone but Jokbal.

Samey: (CONF) Thanks Jokbal *votes Eileen*

Jokbal: (CONF) eileen haigh *floats down a stream of soy sauce*

Hayan Nabi: (CONF) neelie

Eileen: (CONF) bye 

Jokbal: *grows chode* im boy

Hayan Nabi: *grows humps and tiddles* femal 
Andre

Chris: Adios Eileen

Episode 6: The Final Countdown

Chris: Countdown 10 to 1 until Black Friday ends.

Samey: Diez!

Jokbal: 열

Samey: Nueve!

Jokbal: 아홉

Samey: Ocho!

Jokbal: 여덟

hAYAN NABI: TEN

Jokbal: 일곱

HOYAN NIBII: NINE

Jokbal: 여섯

Samey: Siete!

Jokbal: 다섯

hayan nob: eit

Jokbal: 네

Samey: Seis!

Jokbal: 세

hayan: 7 lol

Jokbal: 두

Samey: cinco!

Jokbal: 하나 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Chris: Jokbal wins??? I don't know that language.

Elimination Ceremony 6

Chris: Jokbal, who's going to the finals with you?

hayan nabi:  6 5 54  33 2 1 yed 
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Jokbal: Hayan Nabi 같이 해

Samey: Adios Samey XD

Jury Vote

Finalists

Jokbal: je comprends, je l'ai dit, c'est la vie, oh montreal~

hayan nabi: what

Jokbal: 내가 너무 예쁘죠 나 때문에 다 힘들죠 어딜 걷고 있어도 빨간 바닥인거죠 Red carpet 같은 기분 모두 날 쳐다 보죠 어떤 사람은 어머님이 누구냐고 신선하게 말 걸어도 아무 느낌이 안 들죠 oh 하지만 나도 누군가 하고 사랑에 빠져보고 싶어 Baby 잘 들어요 내 Boy 단 한번도 느껴본 적 없는 걸 알게 해주는 (사람 기다리고 있는 걸) 얼마가 돼도 기다리고 싶어 I just wanna fall in love 어떻게 내가 움직일 수 없게 날 Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh 하게 만들어줘 가짜 가짜 진심 없는 가짜 잘 가 잘 가 Huh (OOH-AHH하게) 어떻게 이제 더 할말이 없게 날 Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh 하게 만들어줘 Bla La La La 말만하지 말고 느껴지게 Huh (OOH-AHH하게) 날 봐 거봐 또 두 번 봐 한번 지나치고 등을 돌려 쳐다봐 (TWICE) 어딜 가더라도 항상 민 낯 하지만 내가 제일 빛나 [다/채] 낮은 신발 신어도 가치는 High 머릿속엔 늘 영화 속 같은 La La La 장면들이 지나가네 생각만해도 떨리네 yeah 이제는 나도 누군가 하고 사랑에 빠져 보고 싶어 Baby 잘 들어요 내 Boy 단 한번도 느껴본 적 없는 걸 알게 해주는 (사람 기다리고 있는 걸) 얼마가 돼도 기다리고 싶어 I just wanna fall in love 어떻게 내가 움직일 수 없게 날 Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh 하게 만들어줘 가짜 가짜 진심 없는 가짜 잘 가 잘 가 Huh (OOH-AHH하게) 어떻게 이제 더 할말이 없게 날 Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh 하게 만들어줘 Bla La La La 말만하지 말고 느껴지게 Huh (OOH-AHH하게) 아무하고 만나 시작하기 싫어 쉽지 않은 여자 그게 나인걸 Let me see how you gon treat me I ain’t no easy Better think about it TWICE Let me see how you gon treat me I ain’t no easy Better think about it TWICE 어떻게 내가 움직일 수 없게 날 Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh 하게 만들어줘 가짜 가짜 진심 없는 가짜 잘 가 잘 가 Huh (OOH-AHH하게) 어떻게 이제 더 할말이 없게 날 Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh 하게 만들어줘 Bla La La La 말만하지 말고 느껴지게 Huh (OOH-AHH하게) OOH-AHH하게

hayan nabi: ok lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jokbal: 너만을 유혹하는 춤 (우우우 우우우우!) 심장에 매력 발산 중 (우우우 우우우우!) 손끝만 스쳐도 막 쿵쿵쿵쿵 Oh! 내 맘이 흔들려 Shake it shake it for me Shake it shake it for me 나나나 나나나 나나나! (Hey!) 나나나 나나나 나나나! (Hey!) 짜릿한 이 느낌 날 춤을 추게 해 지금 이 순간 (Shake it) Bae bae baby Love me love me love me now 흔들리는 내 맘 모르겠니 So let’s dance Just shake it let’s dance 좀 더 핫하게 완전 와일드하게 Make it louder 우우우 더 크게 make it louder 우우우 날 자꾸 흔들어 흔들어 놀라게 흔들어 (Shake it oh shake it) 밤새 나와 Shake it baby 아주 fun하고 smart하게 (흔들흔들어) 온몸이 찌릿찌릿 우리 둘이 (흔들흔들어) 심하게 통하니 여기 불났으니 When I Move 움직여 자리 잡았으니 [보라/효린] Shake it shake it for me [보라/효린] Shake it shake it for me 나나나 나나나 나나나! (Hey!) 나나나 나나나 나나나! (Hey!) 짜릿한 이 느낌 날 춤을 추게 해 지금 이 순간 (Shake it) Bae bae baby Love me love me love me now 흔들리는 내 맘 모르겠니 So let’s dance Just shake it let’s dance 좀 더 핫하게 완전 와일드하게 Make it louder 우우우 더 크게 make it louder 우우우 날 자꾸 흔들어 흔들어 놀라게 흔들어 (Shake it oh shake it) 밤새 나와 Shake it baby Shake it oh shake it Shake it up shake it for me Shake it oh shake it Shake it up shake it for me Shake it oh shake it Shake it up shake it for me Shake it oh shake it Shake it up shake it for me Shake it for me my baby Shake it for me my baby 그렇게 모두 모여 dance Just shake it let’s dance 좀 더 핫하게 완전 와일드하게 Make it louder 우우우 더 크게 make it louder 우우우 날 자꾸 흔들어 흔들어 놀라게 흔들어 (Shake it oh shake it) 밤새 나와 Shake it baby

hayan nabi You and I, you and I J'entends l'écho de nos pas, tous en cadenceMarche au pas, jamais dans le même sensOn avance, mais on court après quoi ? J'entends l'écho de nos rêves, de nos enviesAu-delà du jour, jusqu'à la nuitOn s'entraine et on court après quoi ? On se perd, on s'espèreQuelque part, on s'égareUn jour au-delàOn se retrouvera In my dreams, in my dreamsIn my heart, in my mindI see you and I, there is you and I J'entends l'écho de nos pas qui se balancentÇà et là, toujours sur la même danseOn avance, mais on court après quoi ? On se perd, on s'espèreQuelque part, on s'égareUn jour au-delàOn se retrouvera In my dreams, in my dreamsIn my heart, in my mindI see you and I, there is you and I There is you and I, there is you and I J'entends l'écho de ta voix s'éloigner de moiL'écho d'un amour un jour reviendraIl m'entraine et je cours après toi On se perd, on s'espèreQuelque part, on s'égareUn jour au-delàOn se retrouvera In my dreams, in my dreamsIn my heart, in my mindI see you and I, there is you and I 

Past Contestants

Sammy in her sleepwear: Hola

Fishbak: WOW GREAT BLINSIDE GUYS. AWESOME JOB.

Petunia: *WARNING - EXPLICIT* Moo [Translation: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.] *End Explicit* :D

Sammy in her sleepwear: *can still speak cow* Moo (Translation: I like the chikens and the moffins and the magic wand)

Elimination Ceremony 7

Chris: Vote for a winner here!

Eileen: MISTAH CHU! ON MY LIPS, CHU! I GET WEAK ALL OVER, CHU! I guess I vote Jokbal, CHU! ~

Sammy in her sleepwear: Jokbal yes XD <3

Fishbach: I feel like the butterfly used the voting blocks to their advantage a bit more. Also, they orchestrated an excellent blindisde and they're CLEARLY an alpha male, so I HAVE to hand them the win! *skips off into the sunset*

Sharkeisha: Jokbal 'cuz they gun' taste guuud.

Blake Megido: Jokbal, since, whatever.

Petunia: Moo (Jokbal goddessa he is tasty asf)

Chris: Jokbal wins yay.

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